I've never heard the phrase "Irish exit" before and I can assure you that we have never been known to leave a party early. In my youth desperate hosts would signal their desire to be left alone by playing Leonard Cohen records to bring down the mood. Many never got the hint.

Penalty fares aren't a fine. You should make that clear

Nigel Farage was a racist bully at school but Rachel Reeves won the wrong chess championship so who can say who is worse?

Happy to see you mention kind service. What's the point of being in the hospitality industry if you can't do that? I need to look at your guide before I go *anywhere* 😀