(To the tune of that’s amore)

When the ball hits the net

With the speed of an airforce jet

it’s Woltemade

When the ball hits the goal,

it’s not Shearer or Cole

It’s Woltemade

(Stolen the second one from the Zamora song)

Hope he’s enjoyed that coaching from the Portuguese Ferguson for all of three weeks.

I like Strand Larsen, scored plenty of goals in a god awful team and has decent feet for a big lad, but I’m with you Marcos Leonardo has to be a high priority if he’s available.

They’re legally only allowed to fine him 2 weeks wages a month

We were trying to sign him from Santos before he moved to Benfica.

I think Wolves, Bournemouth and West Ham will struggle this season, IMO I don’t think any of the promoted teams go down

Id never delve in to the netherworlds of beyond paywall without just cause or desperation not quite there yet.

As it’s loading switch your phone to airplane mode, thank me later.

One of his best mates is Steve Harper who currently works at the club, so he will have inside knowledge.

Cup winners cup even.

I doubt it is (but you never know), as I believe they only wore it in two games, once in the premier league against Southampton and in Champions League against Partizan Belgrade.

Chelsea have 75 defenders
Man Utd have spunked their load on Sesko
Liverpool have VVD & Konate
Arsenal have Gabriel & Saliba
Man City have Stones & Dias
Spurs have Van De Ven & Romero

We might actually stand a chance with this one.

(The one I previously had wasn’t in my size)