The Keyboard Magazine article showed the way it should be done. They briefly mentioned why her name was no longer the one people were accustomed to, and moved onto talking to her about additive synthesis and microtuning.

I cannot believe a major investment firm would verbally abuse an innocent dog like this.

"Heroes", David Bowie
"(Not Just) Knee Deep", Funkadelic
"I Wanna Be Sedated", The Ramones

Agreed, but that's not Ted Cassidy, it's Richard Kiel (who was also cool)

My mom's standbys:
Chicken soup
Ginger ale
Vick's Vapo Rub
Saltines
Rubbing alcohol

Season 2 of Mystery Science Theater 3000. They figured out how to do it, but they were still exploring.

There's a couple of taco trucks on the way to my nearest Taco Bell that serve actual food. They get my business.

Through the chest, like in "Alien".