“Right, you get up for a wee at 3am, I’ll take the 5am shift unless you fancy just doing a poo right there in their room?”

Mothmon ay it?

He seems pretty pleased with it!

He won't pay a penny, his fans will

Ours doesn't care about thunder or fireworks, but he's been very upset by this today, so much that he's had a wee in the living room..

A little from column A, a bit from column b

Greyhound fans... There's dozens of us!

He's like a small horse!