just embracing that gortash lives on prus shoulder now

(gortash additional addendum to his memoir notes) "put all the romance stuff back in because it looks like things are turning back around !!"

now knowing that gortash died still thinking pru was on his side all along bc for some reason he places the blame for all his shit getting destroyed on Just Karlach thats crazy. getting tortured for eternity by bane thinkin like "man the Only reason im not w my awesome wife rn is that fuckass brain"

also dont tell me "its leather not raw flesh" bc the human leather is honestly worse and you know why.

like i wouldnt do a handsome gortash mod but if theres a mod that gives orin clothes that dont make me wanna vom id be there

the biohazard levels needed to contain the stds youre concocting over there wont be established until 2078

girl get that carcass OFF your coochie i can smell your yeast infection from the other end of rivington

gortash: never love anything, thats the lesson here

gortash: i could change them
astarion: yeah well i could accept them as they are. i think its fun that theyre dumb as bricks and trip over their own ice spells

gortash: alrigh my wife may not remember me now but i will simply win over them again and itll be business as usual
astarion "the cuckinator" baldursgate3: lol. lmao even.