I want to make a lore-stuffed video game that uses your computer's system clock and geolocation data to ensure that the true ending which reveals what's REALLY going on will unlock only while speedrunning it on stage at GDQ.

Like, forget canon alternate reality games – I want to write a mythos-heavy TV show where the links between individual episodes can only be understood in the context of the patch notes of a licensed mobile fitness app.

Ayyo same

You should be required to write a critical analysis of any random Peanuts strip and be able to explain the jokes before asking a machine to produce a comic. They make you study old masters in art school for a reason and Schulz was Michelangelo.