Rhoman¢er
@rhomancer.bsky.social
💀 The lifting leftist. I love my wife. Filthy Java / Kotlin casual. Ethnic & Racial pluralism is the only way. Trans & Queer ally, or the closest thing. Please, don't ever feel obligated to follow back.
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Rhoman¢er
@rhomancer.bsky.social
· Dec 19
Tired, boring, pointless: hating modern technology (AI, Social Media) because it's owned by the wealthy to exploit the working class
Wired, exciting, pointed: loving modern technology so much you want to reclaim it from the wealthy so they can't exploit the working class with it
Wired, exciting, pointed: loving modern technology so much you want to reclaim it from the wealthy so they can't exploit the working class with it
Gotta figure out how I get everything off of ChatGPT before my subscription ends in January 😬
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Gotta figure out how I get everything off of ChatGPT before my subscription ends in January 😬
Starting to want to learn how to grow breasts while still being a man and if it's possible
I'm a cis man, very secure. Yet sometimes I wish I had some fatty breasts
November 13, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Starting to want to learn how to grow breasts while still being a man and if it's possible
Homemade ice cream cookie sandwiches for dessert because I was really good today
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Homemade ice cream cookie sandwiches for dessert because I was really good today
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Looking for a job!
🕸️ extremely experienced in TypeScript/React/Node/Next
⛓️ seasoned Solidity smart contract dev
🔥 former CTO of a YC startup
📊 fluent in SQL, also great at Mongo
💪🏻 actively coding since an 8 y/o in the 90s
🕸️ extremely experienced in TypeScript/React/Node/Next
⛓️ seasoned Solidity smart contract dev
🔥 former CTO of a YC startup
📊 fluent in SQL, also great at Mongo
💪🏻 actively coding since an 8 y/o in the 90s
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Looking for a job!
🕸️ extremely experienced in TypeScript/React/Node/Next
⛓️ seasoned Solidity smart contract dev
🔥 former CTO of a YC startup
📊 fluent in SQL, also great at Mongo
💪🏻 actively coding since an 8 y/o in the 90s
🕸️ extremely experienced in TypeScript/React/Node/Next
⛓️ seasoned Solidity smart contract dev
🔥 former CTO of a YC startup
📊 fluent in SQL, also great at Mongo
💪🏻 actively coding since an 8 y/o in the 90s
Tragic. That was for my wife 😭
November 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Tragic. That was for my wife 😭
They should find a way to put fiber in diet soda
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
They should find a way to put fiber in diet soda
4ever my 🐐
Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
November 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
4ever my 🐐
Everyone bigger than me is either shorter so they can abuse proportions better, has better genetics, or is on steroids, and everyone smaller than me is a pathetic weakling who needs to grind harder to get that meat and potatoes growing
November 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Everyone bigger than me is either shorter so they can abuse proportions better, has better genetics, or is on steroids, and everyone smaller than me is a pathetic weakling who needs to grind harder to get that meat and potatoes growing
Bands I liked as a teen but now find cringe that I should give a second chance to: Weezer, Green Day
Bands I liked as a teen but now find cringe that I should *NOT* give a second chance to: Sublime, Blink-182
Bands I liked as a teen but now find cringe that I should *NOT* give a second chance to: Sublime, Blink-182
November 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Bands I liked as a teen but now find cringe that I should give a second chance to: Weezer, Green Day
Bands I liked as a teen but now find cringe that I should *NOT* give a second chance to: Sublime, Blink-182
Bands I liked as a teen but now find cringe that I should *NOT* give a second chance to: Sublime, Blink-182
- Create feature branch off of main
- Make commits only to the feature branch
- Merge feature branch back to main
This is the optimal usage of git
- Make commits only to the feature branch
- Merge feature branch back to main
This is the optimal usage of git
November 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
- Create feature branch off of main
- Make commits only to the feature branch
- Merge feature branch back to main
This is the optimal usage of git
- Make commits only to the feature branch
- Merge feature branch back to main
This is the optimal usage of git
I'm the exception that proves the rule
happiness is just eating well and sleeping properly
November 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I'm the exception that proves the rule
They're writing each other love poems. They're being horny on main.
Grunk and void
Sittin in a tree
N-O-D-E
First comes love
Then comes traversal
Then comes a child node
(I never claimed to be a poet)
Sittin in a tree
N-O-D-E
First comes love
Then comes traversal
Then comes a child node
(I never claimed to be a poet)
November 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
They're writing each other love poems. They're being horny on main.
My favorite activity of all time: sitting
November 6, 2025 at 12:45 PM
My favorite activity of all time: sitting
One explosion in baseball popularity thanks to the pitch clock. Next explosion when they replace human umps.
November 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
One explosion in baseball popularity thanks to the pitch clock. Next explosion when they replace human umps.
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Because the power structures of a lot of open source software projects are hierarchal and unaccountable, it thus draws in personalities who desire power and are willing to leverage their skills to gain it, the power is what they value most and not the code.
November 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Because the power structures of a lot of open source software projects are hierarchal and unaccountable, it thus draws in personalities who desire power and are willing to leverage their skills to gain it, the power is what they value most and not the code.
I loved your album "MM...FOOD"
RICHARDS! I BID THEE A HAPPY HALLOWEEN! FOR IT WILL BE…YOUR LAST!
November 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I loved your album "MM...FOOD"
I'm like a skeleton if it also had 90 lbs of muscle 💪🏻
October 31, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I'm like a skeleton if it also had 90 lbs of muscle 💪🏻
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Happy Halloween everyone!
October 31, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Happy Halloween everyone!
Probably got about 10 more lbs to go, which should be probably another 4-5 months, and I'll be around 19% body fat
October 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Probably got about 10 more lbs to go, which should be probably another 4-5 months, and I'll be around 19% body fat
My memory is so bad a goldfish could beat me at that Simon game
October 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
My memory is so bad a goldfish could beat me at that Simon game
I have an android App that auto-blocks every call not from a contact, put them straight to voicemail, and make you voicemail long enough that if the bot starts talking, they finish and hand up before your voicemail actually beeps
October 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I have an android App that auto-blocks every call not from a contact, put them straight to voicemail, and make you voicemail long enough that if the bot starts talking, they finish and hand up before your voicemail actually beeps
DST ends this weekend, just to prepare you mentally. hope you enjoyed the sun being out at 5 because that's gonna be over soon.
October 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
DST ends this weekend, just to prepare you mentally. hope you enjoyed the sun being out at 5 because that's gonna be over soon.
If we just fined every company whose vehicle illegally blocks a bike or bus lane, bus transit would be funded infinitely.
October 28, 2025 at 2:22 PM
If we just fined every company whose vehicle illegally blocks a bike or bus lane, bus transit would be funded infinitely.
My journey to get better at writing tests is going nicely. One issue I faced was being overwhelmed by the issue of branch coverage which can be overwhelming and often not obvious to fix. I have been working on a tool which can look at lines with missing branches, then have local LLM make a
October 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
My journey to get better at writing tests is going nicely. One issue I faced was being overwhelmed by the issue of branch coverage which can be overwhelming and often not obvious to fix. I have been working on a tool which can look at lines with missing branches, then have local LLM make a
Junie on Auto mode sometimes will avoid coding mode to get out of work 😏
October 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Junie on Auto mode sometimes will avoid coding mode to get out of work 😏