Russell Garner
@rgarner.bsky.social
Likes cats, Ruby, bicycles, drums, synths, flippancy, unions.
Audi alteram partem.
Leeds, UK
Founder at @jointogether.online
Audi alteram partem.
Leeds, UK
Founder at @jointogether.online
I had to check the quote (and I got it nearly 100% right, just forgot the parentheses). Anyway Google did *not* appreciate my fact check.
November 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I had to check the quote (and I got it nearly 100% right, just forgot the parentheses). Anyway Google did *not* appreciate my fact check.
Because I'm suddenly taking new pictures, I'm finding some older ones, this from six years ago in Greece #photography
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Because I'm suddenly taking new pictures, I'm finding some older ones, this from six years ago in Greece #photography
Terry, of course, thinks it should be smashed. But that's his solution to everything.
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Terry, of course, thinks it should be smashed. But that's his solution to everything.
It was just a few weeks ago that Dave and I found the God Crisp
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It was just a few weeks ago that Dave and I found the God Crisp
I mean the guitarists bussed in to look like they're playing a synth part are bad enough, but Ron trying to look like he's playing chords on a monosynth? Come on lads #totp
November 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I mean the guitarists bussed in to look like they're playing a synth part are bad enough, but Ron trying to look like he's playing chords on a monosynth? Come on lads #totp
"Can you remember when Dee showed me that cartoon of Kermit and Miss Piggy having a baby and it was the most awful monstrosity"
I'm glad I'm the parent that's responsible for the weirdest core memories
I'm glad I'm the parent that's responsible for the weirdest core memories
November 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
"Can you remember when Dee showed me that cartoon of Kermit and Miss Piggy having a baby and it was the most awful monstrosity"
I'm glad I'm the parent that's responsible for the weirdest core memories
I'm glad I'm the parent that's responsible for the weirdest core memories
Avoiding Halloween by wandering round Roundhay Park in the gloom
October 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Avoiding Halloween by wandering round Roundhay Park in the gloom
Why did the police in Get Back have their helmet straps under their lips?
October 29, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Why did the police in Get Back have their helmet straps under their lips?
Free chocolates, M&S? For me? On my birthday? You shouldn't h-oh. You really *shouldn't* have
October 28, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Free chocolates, M&S? For me? On my birthday? You shouldn't h-oh. You really *shouldn't* have
*In which she is so lucky to work*. I'll take the trainers any day over a supposed journalist* ending a sentence in a preposition, which is the sort of nonsense up with which I shall not put.
*sorry, just seen where she works
*sorry, just seen where she works
October 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
*In which she is so lucky to work*. I'll take the trainers any day over a supposed journalist* ending a sentence in a preposition, which is the sort of nonsense up with which I shall not put.
*sorry, just seen where she works
*sorry, just seen where she works
I used to eat Ski as a kid in the 70s and there was no "h" even then:
October 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I used to eat Ski as a kid in the 70s and there was no "h" even then:
Oh good lord my spirit human
October 26, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Oh good lord my spirit human
Today Dave's gears went on the ride (they're these new-fangled battery types) and we ended up in a DIY store in Sherburn trying to find CR1632 replacements. While he was faffing with his hoods, I found this on a wall:
October 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Today Dave's gears went on the ride (they're these new-fangled battery types) and we ended up in a DIY store in Sherburn trying to find CR1632 replacements. While he was faffing with his hoods, I found this on a wall:
![A bronze of a man punching a ceramic octopus laid horizontal. The man is labelled "shitposters". The fist is labelled "BLOCK". The octopus is labelled "humorless [sic] replies"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:e5ogfwzfcebk5z3o3ykjwfec/bafkreib6wx7vvdq54c3r53ijy2qmw3jdb4xrye5pj3p2w5slavwbs4qsku@jpeg)
Yeah, because I would never <checks notes> simply look down at the screen that's right in front of my eyes with the speed in a large font at the very top.
AI ads are properly ridiculous.
AI ads are properly ridiculous.
October 18, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Yeah, because I would never <checks notes> simply look down at the screen that's right in front of my eyes with the speed in a large font at the very top.
AI ads are properly ridiculous.
AI ads are properly ridiculous.
I wrote this nine years ago, about Brexit. I should like, with your kind indulgence, to write it again now.
(if you could do it in your own head in the style of a Radio 4 comedy show that would be very helpful. Thank you)
(if you could do it in your own head in the style of a Radio 4 comedy show that would be very helpful. Thank you)
October 17, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I wrote this nine years ago, about Brexit. I should like, with your kind indulgence, to write it again now.
(if you could do it in your own head in the style of a Radio 4 comedy show that would be very helpful. Thank you)
(if you could do it in your own head in the style of a Radio 4 comedy show that would be very helpful. Thank you)
