Russell Garner
rgarner.bsky.social
Russell Garner
@rgarner.bsky.social
Likes cats, Ruby, bicycles, drums, synths, flippancy, unions.

Audi alteram partem.

Leeds, UK

Founder at @jointogether.online
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Have you noticed that these days when time travellers grab you by the shoulders and ask what year it is, when you reply "2024" they no longer say "Thank God. I'm not too late"?
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Post an image that will always make you laugh
November 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Predictable but still amazing to watch people who spent literally years accusing every librarian, teacher, and trans person they could find of sexually grooming children suddenly throw themselves in with "actually it's ephebophilia"
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Yeah anyway I'm listening to The Beths live and Bam is zoomie-ing about and now he's stopped and he's getting a purr-heavy brush after sharing a bit of my dinner and E's going to watch the game with me in an hour this is me giving thanks in case it wasn't clear
November 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I mean, people talk about how software is destroying society and say AI is pernicious but have any of those people experienced *true* evil and by that I mean the setup of the Nikon Wireless Transmitter Utility
November 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Because I'm suddenly taking new pictures, I'm finding some older ones, this from six years ago in Greece #photography
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Every single time! Epstein will write:

"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"

and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:

"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."
November 13, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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The clever thing about going for stuff like the cycle for work scheme is it’s really noticeable, affects people with lots of media access and platforms, annoys green groups, and raises almost no revenue at the same time. Real win/win/win there.
November 13, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 8:21 AM
It was just a few weeks ago that Dave and I found the God Crisp
November 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Says the dude swimming in donations - or are they investments - from private healthcare interests. www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
British Medical Association ‘threat to future of NHS’, says Streeting ahead of doctors’ strike
Health secretary accuses doctors’ union of ‘cartel-like behaviour’ and tells it to ‘get real’ over pay demands
www.theguardian.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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PEOPLE JUST WANT SOME FUCKING JOY, KEIR

Not endless tweaks and burbles about "it must be right" and "hard working fucking families" and "smashing the mythical gangs" it's all so shit
November 11, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Every few years I go back to this song, which features the lyric "brilliantine mortality" and is every bit as good as that excerpt would suggest.

Also rhymes "Rotherhithe" with "ebbing tide", just so you know.
Sea Power - Carrion (Official 'Chalk Cliffs' Video) HD
YouTube video by Sam
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
About 30 years ago we network cabled our office with 10Base2 and terminators. When we were done, I put a writable share on everyone's PC called "Dropbox". "I've sent it to your Dropbox" became a common cry around the office.

If only I'd patented... something or other.
November 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
My whole life I've been a dopamine short-seller, and since I saw it properly about 18 months ago, I can't unsee it. Absolutely none of me is real.
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Whoever said that 'adulthood is just saying "things will ease off a bit after this week" until you're dead' is both 100% accurate and 100% despised by me
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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I don't know about DG - there's another top job at the BBC that I'm much more suitable for
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I've decided that I Shall Wield A Camera Again, nascent arthritis be damned, and have bought a lightweight secondhand thing with which to so do.
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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The BBC should get Celia Imrie's bum to apologise to Trump.
November 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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After many months work, we launched a major new version of our Trends political ad tracking platform this morning.

Take a look (and let us know your feedback - we'd love to hear from you):
trends.whotargets.me/reports
November 10, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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My one #politics post of the day.

Starmer's refusal to clear out Tory appointments to the BBC Board and other public bodies from day one was at best deeply naive.

Again we come back to the mystery of what Labour were doing pre-2024 election as it definitely wasn't preparing for power.
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Maximum monthly State Pension.

Luxembourg £5,426
Norway £1,839
Switzerland £1,657
Denmark £1,486
Sweden £1,373
Belgium £1,338
Netherlands £1,322
France £1,254
Spain £1,238
UK £997

Guess which is unaffordable?
November 8, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Agnes, 78, from Leeds says she was just focused on getting home and having a nice cup of tea...
November 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Rob Macfarlane talking at Stroud Book Festival 2025. He spoke of how in Is A River Alive? He hasn’t quite got an idea of how to think of futures. #HopeIsAPractice
November 8, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Not only do I apparently have to get up to go out, I'm going to have to go out *again* later. I want to speak to my lawyer.
November 8, 2025 at 9:56 AM