"okay Oscar, this time you'll be playing the hottest man in all of reality"

"got it"

there's a side story about how walking bass lines are the devil's music, I guess? anyway

"Also, how am I supposed to start a script knowing that Bond got married and widowed in what was clearly the 1960s? It's impossible to write a script about Bond being that old."

"not Alan Moore"

and so I'm not JUST the stereotype. I'm also me, married for 35 years, adult kids I get along with, play music, get manicures and pedicures, wear rings, blah blah, I contain multitudes.

But yeah, I also really like anime. I mean I'm learning Japanese and all. And I've been in the SCA for decades. 🤷‍♂️

My spouse recently went to karaoke and saw a dude in like his 80s just having a time of it and the crowd loved it because he didn't care and was doing it regardless, I think? Anyway she told me that she hopes in my later years I can be like that, doing whatever the hell I please (in the good sense!)

My spouse got one of those brushes for short hairs and determined our terrier can in fact produce an infinite supply of tiny black hairs

It seems to me it's like saying the objective of playing music is a recording. No.

Same, except my approach is to read @nmamatas.bsky.social trashing it and then never actually watch it

Yes I keep this on my phone

Deliberately talking casually about it, yes. I'm the same about diabetes etc. Meh.

How could someone NOT vote in favor of that

May as well just call the next Tesla model the Torment Nexus

Slopaganda

I'd laugh more if Oklahoma hadn't last year amended the state constitution to say "only citizens of the United States" instead of "all citizens of the United States" in its suffrage clause, changing absolutely nothing as far as I can figure. But I'm sure lots of people felt accomplished about it.

I'm a diabetic on Mounjaro and yyyyyyyyyep.