So close and yet so far

I’ll be too busy eating you out to notice

I have a sword.

Well, swords.

Oooh. Pretty.

That is a quality butt pic, that

And definitely draw a face on his dick

Definitely a mustache - but not where a mustache usually goes

Down, down
Down the road
Down the witches road
Blood and tears and bone
Maiden Mother Crone

[insert obligatory pearl necklace joke here]

Well suited

For me it’s a double feature — The Name of the Rose and The Lion In Winter

Ooh, what are the ethical objections? I’ll need a good comeback for when everyone I know is mad I don’t like the bad show that has gotten worse each season

I could be eating the puppybutt, y’know 🐶🧡

To the 19yo — If this is a topic where you want an honest conversation, NGL is not the way to go. In every relationship there are factors that affect relationship health. Age gap relationships, though, have challenges specifically because of the gap. That’s why the concern.

You’re the center of attention, yes? Pity I don’t like running. Ah well. 👋👋✂️