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YOUR DAY

WAS FINE
behind the scenes set photo of the Mortal Kombat movie. both shirtless, Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa is smiling and throwing up the "hang loose" hand sign with his arm around Trevor Goddard, who played Kano, who has his prop eye on and is smiling and pointing back at Tagawa. a van is behind them.
November 30, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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ueh-heh-heh!! wrong answer!!!
the Punisher from the canadian kid's gameshow, Uh-Oh!, here pouring a thick green liquid from a slop bucket into a clear pipe that would lead onto the head of a contestant who got an answer wrong. The Punisher is in black fingerless and knuckle-less gloves, black hockey gear, and a black goalie mask with white eyes
November 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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what does your "OC" taste like?
a pyramid of old motor oil cans, from such as the 50s or 60s or 70s. among them are names like "TEXACO ...urcraft engine oil" and "Mobiloil Aero Green Bang" and "Wanda Heavy Duty Motor Oil" and Pennzoil in a mustard yellow can, and "Magnolia Lubrite" motor oil which has a red pegasus on it. behind the pyramid are some warning signs, which read "CONTAINS LEAD" and other advice black and white photo, a vintage model cropped here to show a hairy pussy, a ringed hand (perhaps from someone a little older as there are signs of wrinkles and aging, or perhaps just sun damage", and folding chair with plastic bands for a seat and metal arms. the model is sitting in a very "dad is camping" kind of way on a rocky stretch of soil. very hairy pussy!
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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okay since it's Wednesday-- this isn't a great picture but can you see how cold i am, moving house? hauling from one house to car then car to another house? it's so cold here!!
she's on a bed with a blue coverlet, she is pushing off the wall with one leg while her other foot is nestled at the bottom of her ass. her ass is all red from the cold!! you can possibly imagine was a really, really cold ass feels like: this image conjures that feeling, because that's how it is
November 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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dinos went exctinct,
even though they roared!
but Sir Killalot's still scrapping
😘
on Robot Wars. Goodnight!
a shot of Sir Killalot, the arena bot from Robot Wars (here pictured in the arena, in lighting similar to the quoted post). he's designed to look like a robot knight, with a head/helmet that has glowing eyes, and down his spine there are fins like a dinosaur. he uses a vice-clamp pincer and a rotating, barbed spear. he operates on a set of treads
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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a-haha-hahee-hee-hee!!!!
picture of the two books on my new carpet -- Exquisite Mayhem and BUTT magazine collection. my socked foot is also in frame
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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i've got an even better idea...
title card for an episode of Are You Afraid of the Dark. in front of a campfire, words are arranged to say, "The Tale of Train Magic" the Are You Afraid of the Dark logo is in the corner of this picture of the aforementioned episode. an old man in a conductor hat and garb gazes as a silver pocket watch he dangles
November 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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screenshot of YouTube comments. 2 months ago Papa Francisco says: He never said that and 1 week ago anxhelo arizo replied: @papa francisco: he said that you son of a bitch
November 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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a fun party illustration of a happy star and a happy icecube! there are balloons and noisemakers and those confetti shooters. there's text...
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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isn't there someone you forgot to ask?
picture of christopher lambert as raiden in the mortal kombat movie. he has lightning shooting out of his eyes
November 15, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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wow your day really sucked
behind-the-scenes photo og the Mortal Kombat movie. people are milling about behind a set, the two ninja Scorpion and Sub-zero are in full costume in a line with their eyes closed, they look tired, and behind them is Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa as Shang Tsung who is fiddling with something on Sub-zero's costume but he looks tired too
November 15, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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screenshot for the much-maligned SNES release, Lester the Unlikely. lester, a huge nerd in a sweatshirt and blue pants and glasses, here swings on a vine in the jungle while screaming in terror. he looks a lot like the character in the quoted post
November 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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don't believe for a second that Mamdani has gotten rid of special interest groups buying politics. this guy owns him heart and soul:
the rock biter from the neverending story. a massive man with bulbous toes and strong hands who is, himself, seemingly made of piled rocks. he towers above atreyu in this picture, a strange sky behind him
November 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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seriously i hope i just have them in an impossibly weird place, idk where they could be though :( :( :(
photo of harcover book, "EXQUISITE MAYHEM" The spectacular and exotice world of apartment wrestling on the cover, two women in bikinis wrestle in an apartment. one has the other in kind of a camel clutch. they have hair and makeup done. black and white. hardcover copy of "FOREVER BUTT" the ultimate compendium of the best and the baddest from BUTT magazine. a hairy shirtless man recline on the cover
November 13, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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without downloading new pics describe your gender
a three panel comic book page from Hot Tails. in the first, a stylishly-dressed woman is in her well-furnished living room, and she is stuck waist-deep in a black hole in the floor. she says, "Wha- What the hell is going on!? This sucks!! What's a hole doing in the middle of the floor, anyway!? I don't get it!" in the left panel we cut closer to her. she looks at the camera, adjusting herself, saying, "Nngh!" in the last panel we're even closer, she has a bashful expression on ehr face. she says, "OOF! Geez!"
November 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Black and white ziggy-like comic panel. A huge beast lay dead and splayed open in a field. Silhouettes hunch in the cavity of gore, hands busy. In the foreground our guy and a stranger converse, our guy looks sick and the stranger looks at ease as he says, "No, see: they eat of the hog & swear by the hog, we feed the hog & starve afore the hog. We love the hog & they hate the hog"
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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the spirits did it all in one night! of course they can -- they can do anything they want!
ziggy-like black and white comic panel, unofficially titled "The Scrooge Problem" we see our usually guy in his rumpled trench coat and hat, her on his knees and weeping before a tombstone. snow falls on this dark night. behind him, the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come, seeming like the grim reaper, points at the grave. uncharacteristically, the Spirit says, "Either you kill this guy as a baby or we kill you as a baby"
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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1960, Edward McKnight Kauffer
cover of an edition of Dracula by Modern Library. the cover is black with a rough white outline, its edges like paint over dry canvas or chalk. in a sans serif font we see in big white letters "DRACULA" at the top and then, in a similar font at the bottom of the cover, "BRAM STOKER A Modern Library Book" the cover is dark black and emerging from that darkness is a smooth and spherical, greenish head. stylized hair pokes off the scalp in bright curly-cues, and the moustach, too, pokes out of the darkness with a stylish sparseness. beneath the moustach we glimpse three bottom-jaw teeth and the corner of his lip. beneath his brow is an unyielding shadow, but we see two dark red eyes gleaming out, its highlight are triangular and it almost looks like an old cartoon character's eyes
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Xena
Xena, in something of a cloak as well as her armour, walking through a lush green wood. she looks either tasked or a little annoyed, honestly a bit caveman-ish, and she is walking towards the viewer with a huge elg over her shoulders. the elk is dead, i am sorry to say.
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Xena
picture of Xena, in full armour and soaking wet, arm-in-arm with Gabrielle, in her usual writer's-wear clothes, who is also soaking wet. they are walking on a beach, in calf-deep water. Xena towers over Gabrielle by like a foot.
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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xena
Xena, Warrior Princess, in a stitched shift and sitting on the ground, leaning on a stone step piled high with drinking barrels. she looks off camera, a very dressed-down Xena
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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💙Drop something BLUE💙💙Drop something BLUE💙
a digital illustration drawn in digital blue ink. in the bottom left corner is written "Chrono Cross BLUE" and in the right corner is the blue haired Luccia, sweating, pupils turned to hearts, deep in thought while she pushes her nose with her steepled fingers. the main drawing takes place in a thought bubble emergin from her. in that: we see a scene of Luccia's lab from the video game. Kid's dagger is on her big wooden lab table, which is in some disarray. on the floor, Luccia is naked and bolted roughly to the floor with metal bands. her hands are trapped in spheres. a strange metal wire leads from her big toes to the bondage over her thighs. her hair is being pulled, and some chemical being pourd from a beaker onto her tiny cock. her legs are spead completely apart and flat, a straight line from trapped heel to trapped heel. crouching above her, is Kid -- all of this happening years after the game's events. in memory or real. Kid is spitting a long strand of spit into Luccia's desperate open mouth, and is pounding her big shoe into Luccia's tummy. Kid looks mean. She has a huge polished strap-on attached, and her hairy vulva is visible beneath it.
November 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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omg drew barrymore was at the sabrina carpenter concert, and "got arrested" while dressed up as one of her most iconic roles!!
screenshot of two images of drew barrymore at a concert. in the first image, she is dressed as ghostface from "SCREAM." in the second, she has taken the mask off and all the people look shocked and amazed a doctored image of the in-universe film in the "SCREAM" series, which is called "STAB." here the "T" has been changed to a "C"
November 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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just heard a great new term that goes even beyond sephiroth posting
a black and white comic page. in the first panel, Thusla Doom, dressed in his robes, looks fiercly into the camera and says "They say -- that we cannot -- LIVE FOREVER" the next panel is a close-up of his hand. he says, "Those DEATHISTS! Those SHORT-SEERS!" the next panel is a close up of his eyes, young but rimed with crack-like wrinkles. he says, "They deny the ease -- of the MACHINE!" the net panel shoes him smiling, evilly, looking at his grasping hand. "Yet Shall They..." in the final splash panel we see him spread his arms wide in the torch-lit hollow of some ancient brick-stone tomb. closer towards the camera, a giant snake snaps at the viewer. his words finish in a dialogue box: "...TASTE OF DOOM"
October 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM