Reverend Spicy
@reverendspicy.bsky.social
✨🌈logistical nightmare (they/them)🌈✨
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Me, flirting: hey wanna come over and play The Lion King for the Super Nintendo and eat multiple ice cream sandwiches?
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me when I hear anyone refer to a generative AI image as "art"
August 26, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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It’s dangerous to go alone… take this
December 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
It’s dangerous to go alone… take this
The reality of being white
Just passed out and my life flashed before my eyes and wow that was an awful lot of mayonnaise.
December 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The reality of being white
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honey, pass me my posting jorts, i’m ready to log on again.
December 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
honey, pass me my posting jorts, i’m ready to log on again.
This ain’t my first rodeo, bucko. That’s because I wouldn’t take part in any rodeo, I’m not stupid.
December 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
This ain’t my first rodeo, bucko. That’s because I wouldn’t take part in any rodeo, I’m not stupid.
I wish I could schedule my skeets so that it looks like I have thoughts throughout the day instead of just all at once in a 8 minute period.
December 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I wish I could schedule my skeets so that it looks like I have thoughts throughout the day instead of just all at once in a 8 minute period.
Sure glad my plans got cancelled so I could get that extra couple hours of screen time in
December 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Sure glad my plans got cancelled so I could get that extra couple hours of screen time in
Donald Trump looks like he was AI generated in 2019.
December 2, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Donald Trump looks like he was AI generated in 2019.
I live life on the edge
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I live life on the edge
The temperature outside feels very Monday
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
The temperature outside feels very Monday
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What a time to be alive (derogatory)
July 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
What a time to be alive (derogatory)
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can’t, I’m pregaming *
* eating mashed potatoes
* eating mashed potatoes
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
can’t, I’m pregaming *
* eating mashed potatoes
* eating mashed potatoes
Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year, Charlie Brown
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The gravy I ordered is on the way
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The gravy I ordered is on the way
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I hate when people get a little bit popular and it changes their entire personality. My personality changes are solely the result of mental illness.
November 27, 2024 at 1:27 AM
I hate when people get a little bit popular and it changes their entire personality. My personality changes are solely the result of mental illness.
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My favorite thing to do online is bookmark stuff and then never ever look at it again
January 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
My favorite thing to do online is bookmark stuff and then never ever look at it again
I don’t taste like steak. More like a frozen burrito that’s been microwaved for too long.
When you find yourself in bear country always carry a steak to throw at any hungry grizzlies that cross your path so they know how delicious you will be.
November 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I don’t taste like steak. More like a frozen burrito that’s been microwaved for too long.
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When you find yourself in bear country always carry a steak to throw at any hungry grizzlies that cross your path so they know how delicious you will be.
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
When you find yourself in bear country always carry a steak to throw at any hungry grizzlies that cross your path so they know how delicious you will be.
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Purr my last email
November 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Purr my last email
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why are they called eyelids when skindows was right there
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
why are they called eyelids when skindows was right there
Gotta believe in something, might as well be conspiracy theories.
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Gotta believe in something, might as well be conspiracy theories.
A want ta haas shaaldars knaas and taas
October 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
A want ta haas shaaldars knaas and taas
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WELL MAYBE IF YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO FILL THE SOAP DISH WITH DISH SOAP ONE OF THEM SHOULDNT BE NAMED LIKE THAT
October 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
WELL MAYBE IF YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO FILL THE SOAP DISH WITH DISH SOAP ONE OF THEM SHOULDNT BE NAMED LIKE THAT
Was away from this app for a week and a half so I guess now my Bluesky career is over
October 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Was away from this app for a week and a half so I guess now my Bluesky career is over