Reverend Danny Smite
@reverenddanny.bsky.social
I’m the guy who does the stuff.
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I am the Reverend Sir Daniel Smite, Knight of the Realm, First of My Name, Breaker of Beds, Whisperer of Sluts, and Father of Chihuahuas.
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One from way back in the archives. It's not so much a blog post as an indecent proposal...
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/borrow-...
(off the back of this I actually *have* borrowed a couple of boyfriends. The OG boy remains unborrowed though)
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/borrow-...
(off the back of this I actually *have* borrowed a couple of boyfriends. The OG boy remains unborrowed though)
Why you should let me borrow your boyfriend | Girl on the Net
Welcome! Thanks for coming! Please help yourself to cake! Here's a brief presentation I've prepared on why you should let me borrow your boyfriend.
www.girlonthenet.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
One from way back in the archives. It's not so much a blog post as an indecent proposal...
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/borrow-...
(off the back of this I actually *have* borrowed a couple of boyfriends. The OG boy remains unborrowed though)
www.girlonthenet.com/blog/borrow-...
(off the back of this I actually *have* borrowed a couple of boyfriends. The OG boy remains unborrowed though)
I thank all of you for the opportunity.
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I thank all of you for the opportunity.
I’m on my patio with a book and a drink.
I watched the sunset and now that super beaver moon is rising.
It’s a grand show tonight.
I hope you’re enjoying it. 🍻
I watched the sunset and now that super beaver moon is rising.
It’s a grand show tonight.
I hope you’re enjoying it. 🍻
November 6, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I’m on my patio with a book and a drink.
I watched the sunset and now that super beaver moon is rising.
It’s a grand show tonight.
I hope you’re enjoying it. 🍻
I watched the sunset and now that super beaver moon is rising.
It’s a grand show tonight.
I hope you’re enjoying it. 🍻
Somebody help me. I can’t shut up.
October 31, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Somebody help me. I can’t shut up.
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October 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Hi, guys. Checking in from Kern River Brewing Company in the Sierra Mountains.
October 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Hi, guys. Checking in from Kern River Brewing Company in the Sierra Mountains.
September 19, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Ghislaine Maxwell is about to slip on a banana peel.
July 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell is about to slip on a banana peel.
There’s no way y’all figured out who. That’s on Twitter.
July 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
There’s no way y’all figured out who. That’s on Twitter.
Any of you who follow along or know me at all know I have been happily married to and dominant of kaydie for many years.
We have been ‘theoretically’ polyamorous all along. We met in an ethically non-monogamous environment to begin with.
We have been ‘theoretically’ polyamorous all along. We met in an ethically non-monogamous environment to begin with.
July 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Any of you who follow along or know me at all know I have been happily married to and dominant of kaydie for many years.
We have been ‘theoretically’ polyamorous all along. We met in an ethically non-monogamous environment to begin with.
We have been ‘theoretically’ polyamorous all along. We met in an ethically non-monogamous environment to begin with.
There’s an impossible number of good looking women in Oceanside.
July 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
There’s an impossible number of good looking women in Oceanside.
#TalesFromTheOtherUnit
I’m working as hard as I can to see if I can destroy a guy’s life.
I want this motherfucker.
In case you wonder at my aggression, this guy asked. For. It.
I’m working as hard as I can to see if I can destroy a guy’s life.
I want this motherfucker.
In case you wonder at my aggression, this guy asked. For. It.
July 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
#TalesFromTheOtherUnit
I’m working as hard as I can to see if I can destroy a guy’s life.
I want this motherfucker.
In case you wonder at my aggression, this guy asked. For. It.
I’m working as hard as I can to see if I can destroy a guy’s life.
I want this motherfucker.
In case you wonder at my aggression, this guy asked. For. It.
I don’t want to jinx it, kids, but I may be able to do something significant for my local veteran community.
I ride with Combat Veteran Motorcycle Association and I just found the veteran organization internal to the department I work for. Connecting the two has real promise.
I ride with Combat Veteran Motorcycle Association and I just found the veteran organization internal to the department I work for. Connecting the two has real promise.
June 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I don’t want to jinx it, kids, but I may be able to do something significant for my local veteran community.
I ride with Combat Veteran Motorcycle Association and I just found the veteran organization internal to the department I work for. Connecting the two has real promise.
I ride with Combat Veteran Motorcycle Association and I just found the veteran organization internal to the department I work for. Connecting the two has real promise.
It’s not that I don’t think I deserve love, of course I do.
It’s that I don’t expect it.
So when someone cares about me, when several people care about me, I’m overwhelmed and grateful.
It’s that I don’t expect it.
So when someone cares about me, when several people care about me, I’m overwhelmed and grateful.
June 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
It’s not that I don’t think I deserve love, of course I do.
It’s that I don’t expect it.
So when someone cares about me, when several people care about me, I’m overwhelmed and grateful.
It’s that I don’t expect it.
So when someone cares about me, when several people care about me, I’m overwhelmed and grateful.
The last week has been highly stressful for me. There’s still a lot to come, but I’m over the biggest, most immediate obstacle.
I’m going to open the pressure relief valve tonight.
If anyone knows how to do that, please let me know.
I’m going to open the pressure relief valve tonight.
If anyone knows how to do that, please let me know.
June 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The last week has been highly stressful for me. There’s still a lot to come, but I’m over the biggest, most immediate obstacle.
I’m going to open the pressure relief valve tonight.
If anyone knows how to do that, please let me know.
I’m going to open the pressure relief valve tonight.
If anyone knows how to do that, please let me know.
Walking into REI with Mini-Smite I hear someone call my name from the parking lot.
We turn to look and we’re heartily greeted by long-haired, bearded guys in a truck.
Mini-Smite: Who were they?
Me: Friends I work with. Undercover narcotics detectives.
She’s still thrilled.
We turn to look and we’re heartily greeted by long-haired, bearded guys in a truck.
Mini-Smite: Who were they?
Me: Friends I work with. Undercover narcotics detectives.
She’s still thrilled.
June 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Walking into REI with Mini-Smite I hear someone call my name from the parking lot.
We turn to look and we’re heartily greeted by long-haired, bearded guys in a truck.
Mini-Smite: Who were they?
Me: Friends I work with. Undercover narcotics detectives.
She’s still thrilled.
We turn to look and we’re heartily greeted by long-haired, bearded guys in a truck.
Mini-Smite: Who were they?
Me: Friends I work with. Undercover narcotics detectives.
She’s still thrilled.
Things happen when you send porn to a dirty girl on St Valentine’s Day.
June 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Things happen when you send porn to a dirty girl on St Valentine’s Day.
So, there’s this girl, and she’s amazing.
Wait, now there’s two of them.
I might be doomed.
Wait, now there’s two of them.
I might be doomed.
June 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
So, there’s this girl, and she’s amazing.
Wait, now there’s two of them.
I might be doomed.
Wait, now there’s two of them.
I might be doomed.
Guys?
I really need some help. Polyamory help.
Are there any experienced poly people out there?
I’m about to bridge the gap between theory and practical application and I don’t know what I’m doing.
Any assistance you can provide is greatly appreciated.
I really need some help. Polyamory help.
Are there any experienced poly people out there?
I’m about to bridge the gap between theory and practical application and I don’t know what I’m doing.
Any assistance you can provide is greatly appreciated.
June 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Guys?
I really need some help. Polyamory help.
Are there any experienced poly people out there?
I’m about to bridge the gap between theory and practical application and I don’t know what I’m doing.
Any assistance you can provide is greatly appreciated.
I really need some help. Polyamory help.
Are there any experienced poly people out there?
I’m about to bridge the gap between theory and practical application and I don’t know what I’m doing.
Any assistance you can provide is greatly appreciated.
I’m almost as tired as I was last night after my Oceanside to Fresno to Oceanside odyssey.
I guess it took more out of me than I thought.
I guess it took more out of me than I thought.
June 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I’m almost as tired as I was last night after my Oceanside to Fresno to Oceanside odyssey.
I guess it took more out of me than I thought.
I guess it took more out of me than I thought.
I just realized my longest travel day ever was also the longest day of the year.
June 22, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I just realized my longest travel day ever was also the longest day of the year.
Good morning, fuckers.
Sorry I haven’t checked in recently. I’ve been busy being awesome and averting crises.
Today I will be boring you with my Odyssey.
It’s 5am and I’m on a train to LA.
2 days ago my car broke down in Fresno, CA.
It’s fixed? I think?
Sorry I haven’t checked in recently. I’ve been busy being awesome and averting crises.
Today I will be boring you with my Odyssey.
It’s 5am and I’m on a train to LA.
2 days ago my car broke down in Fresno, CA.
It’s fixed? I think?
June 21, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Good morning, fuckers.
Sorry I haven’t checked in recently. I’ve been busy being awesome and averting crises.
Today I will be boring you with my Odyssey.
It’s 5am and I’m on a train to LA.
2 days ago my car broke down in Fresno, CA.
It’s fixed? I think?
Sorry I haven’t checked in recently. I’ve been busy being awesome and averting crises.
Today I will be boring you with my Odyssey.
It’s 5am and I’m on a train to LA.
2 days ago my car broke down in Fresno, CA.
It’s fixed? I think?
The last day of my vacation has been totally fucked. No stories tonight. I’m just glad to find refuge in Fresno which rss me reminiscing about how awesome @kylie-jordan.bsky.social is.
June 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
The last day of my vacation has been totally fucked. No stories tonight. I’m just glad to find refuge in Fresno which rss me reminiscing about how awesome @kylie-jordan.bsky.social is.