Micheal Maybe
@revatlarge.bsky.social
Ordained Beach Bum with lots of cancers, living the dream with my wife, our revolutionary 8 yr old daughter + a clingy Dalmatian.
Nothing's more fun than a wedding rehearsal for a marriage ceremony of a large blended family with 8 people, several of who hate one another, who think they're in charge.
December 6, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Nothing's more fun than a wedding rehearsal for a marriage ceremony of a large blended family with 8 people, several of who hate one another, who think they're in charge.
My new exercise regiment.
December 5, 2025 at 10:55 AM
My new exercise regiment.
My Hospice Nurse signed when he took my vitals and they were all perfect.
How do you do that?" he asks. "All this cancer and your perfect. My Blood pressure is higher than yours."
"I don't know. Weed and Red Wine," I finally offer.
He shakes his head and I laugh.
How do you do that?" he asks. "All this cancer and your perfect. My Blood pressure is higher than yours."
"I don't know. Weed and Red Wine," I finally offer.
He shakes his head and I laugh.
December 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
My Hospice Nurse signed when he took my vitals and they were all perfect.
How do you do that?" he asks. "All this cancer and your perfect. My Blood pressure is higher than yours."
"I don't know. Weed and Red Wine," I finally offer.
He shakes his head and I laugh.
How do you do that?" he asks. "All this cancer and your perfect. My Blood pressure is higher than yours."
"I don't know. Weed and Red Wine," I finally offer.
He shakes his head and I laugh.
Where do you go when you get to the end of your dream?
December 3, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Where do you go when you get to the end of your dream?
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I just wish I had the unfettered optimism of someone buying a whole calendar for next year
December 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I just wish I had the unfettered optimism of someone buying a whole calendar for next year
Need help with a Planning Question:
At what point does resting in peace become boring as Hell?
At what point does resting in peace become boring as Hell?
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Need help with a Planning Question:
At what point does resting in peace become boring as Hell?
At what point does resting in peace become boring as Hell?
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Becoming that weird guy who you whisper about to your coworkers
December 2, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Becoming that weird guy who you whisper about to your coworkers
Every day I lovingly place a note inside of Che's (9) lunch box.
Today she returns to school after a week off so I wanted to share a positive message to her that her ol' man's doing fine while he's learning.
Today she returns to school after a week off so I wanted to share a positive message to her that her ol' man's doing fine while he's learning.
December 1, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Every day I lovingly place a note inside of Che's (9) lunch box.
Today she returns to school after a week off so I wanted to share a positive message to her that her ol' man's doing fine while he's learning.
Today she returns to school after a week off so I wanted to share a positive message to her that her ol' man's doing fine while he's learning.
Seriously thinking about starting a band comprised entirely of Hospice patients.
The band's name is Ho-spice.
I know we would just kill it!
The band's name is Ho-spice.
I know we would just kill it!
November 30, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Seriously thinking about starting a band comprised entirely of Hospice patients.
The band's name is Ho-spice.
I know we would just kill it!
The band's name is Ho-spice.
I know we would just kill it!
The best thing about being on Hospice so far is the unlimited supply of Oxycodone.
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The best thing about being on Hospice so far is the unlimited supply of Oxycodone.
A highlight of my Thanksgiving was my 89 yr old Mom coming by to ask me for tips on living longer.
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
A highlight of my Thanksgiving was my 89 yr old Mom coming by to ask me for tips on living longer.
"Dad, where will you be in 2027," Che asks.
I look at her.
"Dead," I answer.
"Oh," she says, crawling in my lap in my lap.
"It's a girls trip anyway," she explains.
"You won't miss me at all" I say, bugging her tight.
I walk outside to smoke a bowl and drink wine.
I look at her.
"Dead," I answer.
"Oh," she says, crawling in my lap in my lap.
"It's a girls trip anyway," she explains.
"You won't miss me at all" I say, bugging her tight.
I walk outside to smoke a bowl and drink wine.
November 27, 2025 at 8:39 AM
"Dad, where will you be in 2027," Che asks.
I look at her.
"Dead," I answer.
"Oh," she says, crawling in my lap in my lap.
"It's a girls trip anyway," she explains.
"You won't miss me at all" I say, bugging her tight.
I walk outside to smoke a bowl and drink wine.
I look at her.
"Dead," I answer.
"Oh," she says, crawling in my lap in my lap.
"It's a girls trip anyway," she explains.
"You won't miss me at all" I say, bugging her tight.
I walk outside to smoke a bowl and drink wine.
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I see you're “proudly” patriotic? Well done for being born in a country
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I see you're “proudly” patriotic? Well done for being born in a country
Feeling worse now, I yell, "Okay, let's do it."
Che runs back, dives in my lap, and hugs me, thanking me and kissing me for relenting.
She is absolutely delighted that Hospice is coming to our house today!
Read more at micheal-elliott.blogspot.com/2025/11/hosp...
And gofund.me/ffda4f4b
Che runs back, dives in my lap, and hugs me, thanking me and kissing me for relenting.
She is absolutely delighted that Hospice is coming to our house today!
Read more at micheal-elliott.blogspot.com/2025/11/hosp...
And gofund.me/ffda4f4b
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Feeling worse now, I yell, "Okay, let's do it."
Che runs back, dives in my lap, and hugs me, thanking me and kissing me for relenting.
She is absolutely delighted that Hospice is coming to our house today!
Read more at micheal-elliott.blogspot.com/2025/11/hosp...
And gofund.me/ffda4f4b
Che runs back, dives in my lap, and hugs me, thanking me and kissing me for relenting.
She is absolutely delighted that Hospice is coming to our house today!
Read more at micheal-elliott.blogspot.com/2025/11/hosp...
And gofund.me/ffda4f4b
Uh-oh!
Hospice sent me flowers.
This can't be good.
Hospice sent me flowers.
This can't be good.
November 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Uh-oh!
Hospice sent me flowers.
This can't be good.
Hospice sent me flowers.
This can't be good.
Che (9) is incredibly excited Hospice offers Music Therapy.
Initially I said, "Not today," but then she got sad so I relented and said, "Okay."
Che's hugging me now, absolutely delighted that Hospice is coming to our house.
Initially I said, "Not today," but then she got sad so I relented and said, "Okay."
Che's hugging me now, absolutely delighted that Hospice is coming to our house.
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Che (9) is incredibly excited Hospice offers Music Therapy.
Initially I said, "Not today," but then she got sad so I relented and said, "Okay."
Che's hugging me now, absolutely delighted that Hospice is coming to our house.
Initially I said, "Not today," but then she got sad so I relented and said, "Okay."
Che's hugging me now, absolutely delighted that Hospice is coming to our house.
Of all of the books I've read, analyzed, studied and incorporated into my belief systems, the one that prepared me most for dying is "The Lord of the Rings."
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Of all of the books I've read, analyzed, studied and incorporated into my belief systems, the one that prepared me most for dying is "The Lord of the Rings."
If it's not enough incorporating Hospice into our daily lives, we have a new medical emergency in our house.
Read more at micheal-elliott.blogspot.com/2025/11/a-fa...
Please check out gofund.me/ffda4f4b
Read more at micheal-elliott.blogspot.com/2025/11/a-fa...
Please check out gofund.me/ffda4f4b
November 22, 2025 at 12:20 PM
If it's not enough incorporating Hospice into our daily lives, we have a new medical emergency in our house.
Read more at micheal-elliott.blogspot.com/2025/11/a-fa...
Please check out gofund.me/ffda4f4b
Read more at micheal-elliott.blogspot.com/2025/11/a-fa...
Please check out gofund.me/ffda4f4b
I walked into an exorcism alone and ended up finding myself.
November 21, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I walked into an exorcism alone and ended up finding myself.
Dignitaries visited the poor, run down inner city Church I inexplicably pastored, and we painted it to be at our best.
Actually we only painted 3 walls of the sanctuary.
On the last, in red paint, we painted, "JESUS SHAVES!"
No dignitaries ever returned.
Actually we only painted 3 walls of the sanctuary.
On the last, in red paint, we painted, "JESUS SHAVES!"
No dignitaries ever returned.
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Dignitaries visited the poor, run down inner city Church I inexplicably pastored, and we painted it to be at our best.
Actually we only painted 3 walls of the sanctuary.
On the last, in red paint, we painted, "JESUS SHAVES!"
No dignitaries ever returned.
Actually we only painted 3 walls of the sanctuary.
On the last, in red paint, we painted, "JESUS SHAVES!"
No dignitaries ever returned.
Looking back over my life, this is exactly who I should be.
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Looking back over my life, this is exactly who I should be.
To break out of today's cancer oppression I drank 2 German beers, ate a handful of ruffles, smoked a bowl and somehow made it outside in to the hammock, where I'm receiving a transfusion of vitamin D.
Self medicating at its finest.
Self medicating at its finest.
November 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
To break out of today's cancer oppression I drank 2 German beers, ate a handful of ruffles, smoked a bowl and somehow made it outside in to the hammock, where I'm receiving a transfusion of vitamin D.
Self medicating at its finest.
Self medicating at its finest.
You know what helps when I'm really hurting?
OxyCondone plus a bowl of Weed and, in the afternoons, red wine.
Modifications were self made to my Hospice Care Plan.
OxyCondone plus a bowl of Weed and, in the afternoons, red wine.
Modifications were self made to my Hospice Care Plan.
November 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
You know what helps when I'm really hurting?
OxyCondone plus a bowl of Weed and, in the afternoons, red wine.
Modifications were self made to my Hospice Care Plan.
OxyCondone plus a bowl of Weed and, in the afternoons, red wine.
Modifications were self made to my Hospice Care Plan.
My wedding run kept sliding off my finger so we replaced it with Best Friend Mood Rings so we can always tell how we doing.
November 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
My wedding run kept sliding off my finger so we replaced it with Best Friend Mood Rings so we can always tell how we doing.
My biggest fear isn't dying.
It's that I stop trying.
It's that I stop trying.
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
My biggest fear isn't dying.
It's that I stop trying.
It's that I stop trying.