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Morning person, MN sports fan, 2024 Pokémon Worlds competitor, owner of the 2 best cats in the world, bass in @neighbordog.bsky.social
Local economy reaching the “if I don’t go to my favorite restaurant/coffee shop/bar 3 times a day, it’s going to close” stage
July 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Pokémon is really fun because you can get donked then get a bye and lose a hour and a half of your life sitting and staring into the void
July 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Business travel absolutely sucks until I have two free drinks in my belly. Then it’s awesome.
June 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Won the game of life today!

(sold a chair on marketplace for the asking price)
June 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM
About to crash out over tater tots (I need them)
June 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Watching your favorite band 3 beers deep is probably peak human existence isn’t it?
May 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Starting a petition to outlaw Google Drive in the workplace.
May 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Would like to thank the city of Minneapolis for doing completely unnecessary construction on Lyndale Ave which has been shaking my house since 6:30 this morning!
May 16, 2025 at 4:11 PM
9pm Wolves games? 10pm Wild games? 11pm Switch 2 pre-order? This week was simply not made for me.
April 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Our finance lady is named Gail, lives in Nebraska, types only in CAPS LOCK, and ends every email with some copy and pasted picture of a smiley face like this

I hope she can retire soon
April 16, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Managed to get a Pokestop that’s accessible from my office. This is a massive achievement.
April 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Covering for a maternity leave and 2 sick leaves for the next 3 months. This will surely go smooth and not stress me out in the slightest.
April 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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NEW BOR DOG
Cat Song is out now on all streaming services
Cat Song
Neighbor Dog · Cat Song · Song · 2025
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April 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
This is good
April 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Nintendo Direct was near perfect, super excited to GAME in 2025 assuming I can even get my hands on a Switch 2
April 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
….
March 31, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Best 10 pack run ever?
March 27, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Not to be doom & gloom on the skyline before anyone’s had coffee but NYT got in my face this morning and I deal with this everyday at work. Imo, the rapid offshoring of jobs is a larger threat to US jobs than AI in the next 2-3 years and it doesn’t get talked about nearly as much.

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March 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Kingdom of boxes
March 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
F block farewell tour began this weekend with maybe the most inconsistent 5 games this deck had ever seen. Back to the binder you go….
March 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Stole this from Twitter but I could’ve used this hat when I was recovering from heat exhaustion and playing in the most stressful tournament of my life in New Orleans last June
March 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Would commit heinous crimes to have another meal at the Triple Rock Social Club
March 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Binging shows is out, one episode a week reigns supreme
February 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Working remote = Great, enjoyable

Managing people remote = Endless pain and suffering, might be a form of torture
February 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
It’s so dry out that if I look at my fingers the wrong way they start bleeding
February 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM