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An obituary for characters that put some fun into consumerism, at least before they had to go away or became lost to obscurity. Often for the best. | Posts one mascot a day, reposts own posts regularly | DM for requests | run by @maxisherealso.bsky.social
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*make that Wednesday
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
(I'll get to this kid on Thursday, in the meantime I have a busy four days so I'll have to go on another hiatus)
November 9, 2025 at 10:36 AM
The Spenglers
Sky+
2010

A blue beast voiced by John Goodman moved from the city of Monstropolis into human territory. Sound familiar? Well, this one brought his wife and kids. This sitcom-style campaign for Sky+ ran through the last third of 2010 and saw this fuzzy family adjusting to British life.
November 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Aero - Kiosk (2001, UK)
YouTube video by The Hall of Advertising
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November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Aero - Kiosk (2001, UK)
YouTube video by The Hall of Advertising
www.youtube.com
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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This little fella also came to mind when I remembered a certain other cool purple cat, of whom I hope to cover in the next few weeks, and I couldn't resist giving him a spot. If you'd like to see more of him, here's the first online Summer Sizzler brochure I could find on the Wayback Machine:
summersizzler03.pdf
drive.google.com
November 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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