Ret (18+)
@reticide.bsky.social
A weird fetish artist who draws rice balls and violent, aliased ARGS with a tinge of horny, also don't come in here if you're under 18 you hear me
(PFP by @roundtaipan.bsky.social)
(PFP by @roundtaipan.bsky.social)
it's my birthday today
July 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
it's my birthday today
Decided to draw a silly conversation between myself and @hectorcollector.bsky.social
July 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Decided to draw a silly conversation between myself and @hectorcollector.bsky.social
Think before you go eating fifteen blueberry muffins at shady state fairs, folks
You never know when the next muffin will push you over the edge 🫐
(#foodtf for @veehs3.bsky.social)
You never know when the next muffin will push you over the edge 🫐
(#foodtf for @veehs3.bsky.social)
June 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Think before you go eating fifteen blueberry muffins at shady state fairs, folks
You never know when the next muffin will push you over the edge 🫐
(#foodtf for @veehs3.bsky.social)
You never know when the next muffin will push you over the edge 🫐
(#foodtf for @veehs3.bsky.social)
I TOLD YOU I HAD PLANS 💀🍑
The "W.D." stands for "Wide Donk" (comes with playboy alt)
The "W.D." stands for "Wide Donk" (comes with playboy alt)
June 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I TOLD YOU I HAD PLANS 💀🍑
The "W.D." stands for "Wide Donk" (comes with playboy alt)
The "W.D." stands for "Wide Donk" (comes with playboy alt)
Oh right, here you go
June 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Oh right, here you go
(Twitter repost)
Some Father's Day pics of my little cast of characters
Some Father's Day pics of my little cast of characters
June 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
(Twitter repost)
Some Father's Day pics of my little cast of characters
Some Father's Day pics of my little cast of characters
Hey so I wanna apologize for the lack of updates on art stuff lately, I've been struggling with motivation (and rampant perfectionism) that makes doing anything feel like climbing up a mountainside stairwell (this nothing new)
But I do have plans
I cannot get into because the haters will stop me
But I do have plans
I cannot get into because the haters will stop me
June 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Hey so I wanna apologize for the lack of updates on art stuff lately, I've been struggling with motivation (and rampant perfectionism) that makes doing anything feel like climbing up a mountainside stairwell (this nothing new)
But I do have plans
I cannot get into because the haters will stop me
But I do have plans
I cannot get into because the haters will stop me
(Repost from Twitter)
Sam experiences a goofy dream that definitely doesn't say anything about her whatsoever!
(HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 🏳️🌈)
Sam experiences a goofy dream that definitely doesn't say anything about her whatsoever!
(HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 🏳️🌈)
June 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
(Repost from Twitter)
Sam experiences a goofy dream that definitely doesn't say anything about her whatsoever!
(HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 🏳️🌈)
Sam experiences a goofy dream that definitely doesn't say anything about her whatsoever!
(HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 🏳️🌈)
SURPRISE, I'M NOT DEAD
And I'm here with an actual #monobuttmay art for you, featuring Toy Chica (and her titanic round ass)
And I'm here with an actual #monobuttmay art for you, featuring Toy Chica (and her titanic round ass)
May 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
SURPRISE, I'M NOT DEAD
And I'm here with an actual #monobuttmay art for you, featuring Toy Chica (and her titanic round ass)
And I'm here with an actual #monobuttmay art for you, featuring Toy Chica (and her titanic round ass)
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY G OD SHE'S REAL HOLY SHIT THANK YOU SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
May 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY G OD SHE'S REAL HOLY SHIT THANK YOU SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HOLY FUCKING SHIT GIRI IS REAL THIS IS NOT A DRILL
May 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT GIRI IS REAL THIS IS NOT A DRILL
*Who* do you think they asked to draw the expressions for that model
April 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
*Who* do you think they asked to draw the expressions for that model
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I am never going to recover from this
I am never going to recover from this
April 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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I am never going to recover from this
I am never going to recover from this
Since it's #HyperAssApril again (and because I recently got a comment asking about it), I think it's time I finally repost my "I may be cringe but I am free" Gaster comic
(1/4)
(1/4)
April 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Since it's #HyperAssApril again (and because I recently got a comment asking about it), I think it's time I finally repost my "I may be cringe but I am free" Gaster comic
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Happy Easter with a silly quick draw
Everybunny needs a break, sometimes 🥚🌿
Everybunny needs a break, sometimes 🥚🌿
April 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Happy Easter with a silly quick draw
Everybunny needs a break, sometimes 🥚🌿
Everybunny needs a break, sometimes 🥚🌿
Okay that one didn't post correctly so I'm putting it here
April 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Okay that one didn't post correctly so I'm putting it here
Oh, speaking of Homestuck, I also made these two goofy images as teasers for new AMA stuff years ago
April 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Oh, speaking of Homestuck, I also made these two goofy images as teasers for new AMA stuff years ago
(Old art)
Happy H0mestuck Day to all of you nerds out there
You'd think with having an entire universe inside of her, she'd invest in a corset or something- 🎱
Happy H0mestuck Day to all of you nerds out there
You'd think with having an entire universe inside of her, she'd invest in a corset or something- 🎱
April 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
(Old art)
Happy H0mestuck Day to all of you nerds out there
You'd think with having an entire universe inside of her, she'd invest in a corset or something- 🎱
Happy H0mestuck Day to all of you nerds out there
You'd think with having an entire universe inside of her, she'd invest in a corset or something- 🎱
>Did you really think it would be that easy?
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April 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
>Did you really think it would be that easy?
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Goofy ass comic for April Fools featuring @kaibluesky.bsky.social's Dell
(She's paying off the bar counter, which she broke with her ass)
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(She's paying off the bar counter, which she broke with her ass)
(1/2)
April 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Goofy ass comic for April Fools featuring @kaibluesky.bsky.social's Dell
(She's paying off the bar counter, which she broke with her ass)
(1/2)
(She's paying off the bar counter, which she broke with her ass)
(1/2)
Barmaid Sam, based on something my friend @kaibluesky.bsky.social did (featuring their character Dell, seen here)
She is way too full of beer to be balancing food platters, much less her oversized keg of a gut-
She is way too full of beer to be balancing food platters, much less her oversized keg of a gut-
March 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Barmaid Sam, based on something my friend @kaibluesky.bsky.social did (featuring their character Dell, seen here)
She is way too full of beer to be balancing food platters, much less her oversized keg of a gut-
She is way too full of beer to be balancing food platters, much less her oversized keg of a gut-
G1RL SC0UT COOKIES AT WORK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
March 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
G1RL SC0UT COOKIES AT WORK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Sam's vision goes black as the snapping continues.
>"... 𝘏𝘦𝘺... 𝘏𝘦𝘺, 𝘤'𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘯... 𝘈𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶... 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦?"
>Fluorescent light flashes across her eyes.
>"𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘏𝘈𝘝𝘌 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘮𝘦. 𝘏𝘦𝘺. 𝘕𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘢𝘥𝘺."
>"𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘈.𝘔.𝘈 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯' 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯."
>(To be continued)
>"... 𝘏𝘦𝘺... 𝘏𝘦𝘺, 𝘤'𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘯... 𝘈𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶... 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦?"
>Fluorescent light flashes across her eyes.
>"𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘏𝘈𝘝𝘌 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘮𝘦. 𝘏𝘦𝘺. 𝘕𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘢𝘥𝘺."
>"𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘈.𝘔.𝘈 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯' 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯."
>(To be continued)
March 27, 2025 at 4:31 AM
>Sam's vision goes black as the snapping continues.
>"... 𝘏𝘦𝘺... 𝘏𝘦𝘺, 𝘤'𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘯... 𝘈𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶... 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦?"
>Fluorescent light flashes across her eyes.
>"𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘏𝘈𝘝𝘌 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘮𝘦. 𝘏𝘦𝘺. 𝘕𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘢𝘥𝘺."
>"𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘈.𝘔.𝘈 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯' 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯."
>(To be continued)
>"... 𝘏𝘦𝘺... 𝘏𝘦𝘺, 𝘤'𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘯... 𝘈𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶... 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦?"
>Fluorescent light flashes across her eyes.
>"𝘖𝘬𝘢𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘏𝘈𝘝𝘌 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘮𝘦. 𝘏𝘦𝘺. 𝘕𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘭𝘢𝘥𝘺."
>"𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘈.𝘔.𝘈 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘱𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯' 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯."
>(To be continued)