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Resistance Meow
@resistancemeow.bsky.social
Professional overthinker, part-time wisecracker. I post things that make my mom worry and my friends laugh. Here for good convos, bad puns, and occasional hot takes. Verified expert in petting cats and dodging adult responsibilities.
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Elon Musk turned X into a circus and now we’re all here, sipping lattes and pretending we didn’t just flee like it was the Titanic.

DSo, what’s the vibe? Survival mode or group therapy? #BlueSkyEscape #ElonWho
a woman is running down a street with the words freedom written on the bottom
ALT: a woman is running down a street with the words freedom written on the bottom
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Scar’s entire platform and strategy in The Lion King was ‘Make the Pridelands Great Again’—he promised the hyenas a better life, used them to take power, then ran everything into the ground.

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a close up of a lion with the words " life 's not fair ... is it my little friend "
ALT: a close up of a lion with the words " life 's not fair ... is it my little friend "
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February 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
By 2030, the government won’t pass laws—they’ll just update the Terms & Conditions. Better read the fine print before you lose the right to exist. #Project2025 #broligarchy
January 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Ah, yes, #TikTok is the real villain. Not the apps that track our every move, sell our data, and know what we’re thinking before we do. Those are the *patriotic* invasions of privacy.
January 19, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Trump has been appointing cabinet positions like he’s picking his MySpace Top 8.
November 21, 2024 at 1:47 AM
The year is 2032. Democracy has been replaced with the Political Hunger Games. Dr. Oz sponsors the ‘Healthcare District,’ Linda McMahon referees the Education Deathmatch, and MTG burns it all down for the finale. May the odds be ever in your favor. #DystopiaNow #AmericaOnFire
November 20, 2024 at 4:28 AM
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25 years ago, while riding a roller coaster, Fabio got hit in the face by a goose.

Happy Tuesday.
November 20, 2024 at 1:16 AM
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I think about this tweet all the time
November 20, 2024 at 12:24 AM
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Due to the server issues some of your recent posts may have gotten fewer likes than they deserved

Please accept this coupon to rectify this, which allows you to imagine you got 10 more likes on your post than you did
November 19, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Elon Musk turned X into a circus and now we’re all here, sipping lattes and pretending we didn’t just flee like it was the Titanic.

DSo, what’s the vibe? Survival mode or group therapy? #BlueSkyEscape #ElonWho
a woman is running down a street with the words freedom written on the bottom
ALT: a woman is running down a street with the words freedom written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2024 at 4:25 PM