I know how to look at hundreds of spreadsheets and synthesize what’s best for my family. So I buckled up and started doing what I do best: build stuff with millions of data points. I built a planner for 0–12M baby clothes based on weather + laundry.
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It’s about the mental load. The logistics. The “do I need seven newborn bodysuits or zero?” mystery we’re all trying to solve.
My mental breakdown over baby clothes reminded me that I am also a data scientist.

Because no one tells you what your baby will actually wear or how much of it you’ll go through when you’re dealing with spit-up, blowouts, and mid-change meltdowns.
And the weather. If it were up to me, my kid would wear footie jammies 24/7.

Then there’s the laundry. THE LAUNDRY!!
I’ve had people ask me for spreadsheets(!) to figure out how many of each item they need after having a baby. Honestly? They’re not wrong to ask.

I have an actual PhD and still couldn’t line them up at 3AM with a crying newborn projectile sharting across the room.
The well-meaning old ladies at the grocery store preaching the gospel of baby hats. Ma'am, do you think he’s about to hop on a 2 pm zoom call with the league of mad-hatters?

They can’t tell you if they’re hot or cold, so you’re just out here trying to Goldilocks them into survival. Googling “How many layers for a newborn at night at 67 degrees? Wtaf is TOG?”
And don’t even get me started about snaps. Snap-bottom onesies nearly broke me.

I started out trying to get him “ready for the day.” Because I watched a GRWM mom influencer tiktok (thanks pp hormones on steroids and middle of the night feeds). Well, that was a game of wrestlemania topped with diaper roulette that I am not gonna play anymore.

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