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Reno Nevada (Not the City)
@reno.from.rehab
2x winner of the Eagle's Deli Challenge Burger. Van-lifer. Semi-retired professional fighter. Semi-retired movie extra. Renaissance man. (Roleplay/Parody) (NOT JOE GILGUN)
Look's like Reno's got a case of the Mondays!

"Office Space"

another movie parody for @pwempirefed.bsky.social
vs Shawn Knox.

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July 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
June 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
prestigefed.boards.net
June 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Who the fucking ELIMINATAAAH NOW BITCH
May 24, 2025 at 6:39 AM
the VANHOUSE

vs Donnie Harris.

READ, WILL YE!

prestigefed.boards.net/thread/720/p...
May 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
HEEEYA WE GOTTA POPE-AH FROM-AH CHEEECAAAGO-AH!
Let's-ah get some DEEP-AH DISH-AH PIZZA PIEEEE-AH!
May 9, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Mah buddy T-Bone Willy apparently already had a design going for me! That or he jumped into a fucking Delorean!

Here's T-Bone showin' it off!
May 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
OH THE STARS AT NIGHT
ARE BIG'N BRIGHT

👏👏👏👏

DEEP IN THA HART O' TEXAS!

Donnie gonna get a big ol' taste of some RIGHT THERE FRED in his stupid mouf.
PWE: Scion - Houston, TX - 5/21/2025 | Prestige Wrestling Empire
Wednesday May 21st, 2025 Houston, TX Live Event RP Deadline: 11PM Eastern Time Tuesday May 20th
prestigefed.boards.net
May 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
OH YEAH BABY. Ya boy is on a HOT STREAK!

Sweet Caroline? Get ready! Daddy's comin to getcha soon!

If only I could stop spendin mah earnin's on vending machines and scratchers.
May 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Crawlspace Carnage
A Reno Nevada Promo
for @pwempirefed.bsky.social
vs Mad Marlowe

"Come out to the plains…
we’ll get together…
have a few laughs..."

prestigefed.boards.net/thread/703/c...
May 2, 2025 at 7:48 PM
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

They said she was fast! They said she was dangerous!
They forgot...

I'M THE ONE WHO BARKS.

One win closer to buying back the van.
One concussion closer to redemption.

MiMi Melrose? Cooked.

Reno Nevada? Still cooking.

@pwempirefed.bsky.social
a man with a bandage on his nose is talking on a cell phone
ALT: a man with a bandage on his nose is talking on a cell phone
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April 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Lost the match. Got a paycheck. One step closer to buying back my van!
#GloryandValor is LIVE!

We have tag matches. Grudge matches. Titles could change hands? And maybe a cash in? Tune in NOW!

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April 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Reposted by Reno Nevada (Not the City)
@FWPrestige #GloryandValor PRESS JUNKET is LIVE!

Major announcements made about the future of the company!

fwprestige.boards.net/thread/627/g...
April 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Reposted by Reno Nevada (Not the City)
#FWPRumorMill

Owned Maverick Huntley has been seen in business meetings all week leading up to next week's #GloryandValor

We are being informed, a HUGE announcement will come Friday and also next Wednesday at the #GloryandValor show
April 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
OH YEA BABY Ol' Renny Baulz is gonna go for a two-fer!
March 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
You gotta KNAW WENNA HOLD EM
KNAW WENNA FOLD EM
KNAW WENNA WALKY WAY
KNAW WENNA RUN

BITCH YOU COUNT YO MONEY
WHEN YA SITTIN AT THA TABLE
DER BE TIMA NUFF FA COUNTIN
WHEN DAT FUCKIN DEAL IS DONE
March 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
It ain't easy bein cheesy!
March 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Dood so sad about Gene Hackmans. One of my favorite movies was the Crimson Tidies.

They're fueling their missiles! We don't have time to fuck around!!!!
a red sign that says eam is attached to a metal box
ALT: a red sign that says eam is attached to a metal box
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February 28, 2025 at 3:06 AM
WHAT THE FUCK I didn't know Jack Hunter was a goddamn SAMOAN!

Whoa. Not like, in a BAD way. I'm sayin I wouldn't have talked about twinkies cuz bein heavy set ain't his fault. That's genetics!

If only der was some sorta place where I could research mah opponents. You know, like a rotisserie.
February 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I got you under my skin.

Which either means I'm thinkin bout you.

Or I shoulda worn a mask when usin dem industrial cleaners.
February 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
This guy works for DOGE.
February 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Dey reached out to mah agent and asked me to take on the role BUT I turned it down because I didn't know what I thought it was a Dr. Seuss book. Ya know, the Oddy Seuss Who Scoots in Boots.
First look at Matt Damon as Odysseus in Christopher Nolan’s ‘THE ODYSSEY’

In theaters on July 17, 2026.
February 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
If you got an ass I'll kick it.
February 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM