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Renée
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all my opinions are your own
writing my soul out @ www.whatanewsletter.com
I can't cite my sources but ....

the Venn diagram of LinkedIn "Thought Leaders" and people who clap when the plane lands is a perfect circle.
December 9, 2024 at 7:35 AM
Can't believe you admitted to agile certification like that
December 9, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Did you know, VCs and SF founders actually run colder than other subsets of humans?

That's why they need Northface / Patagonia vests.
If you're cold, they're cold.
Let them in.
December 7, 2024 at 11:17 PM
my upstairs neighbours -
*strapping bricks to their shoes*
"okay lets walk around for 35 minutes"
December 7, 2024 at 11:45 AM
you asked and i *didn't* listen!

trailer for "weird ways we've gotten work" coming tomorrow with Cultaholics Adam Pacitti
December 6, 2024 at 10:40 PM
you know what? threads users suck
December 5, 2024 at 3:57 AM
one day i woke up and realised i didn't need to be following a bunch of people who post evals and research papers and shit i don't find interesting or accessible.
Following them wouldn't make me seem smarter. I wasn't going to be singled out as "such a smart human with discerning taste in follows".
December 4, 2024 at 11:27 AM
WELL NOW IM GONNA SHIT POST EVEN HARDER
December 4, 2024 at 11:24 AM
"what's your 2025 goal?"
"600 subs"
"oh... newsletter growth is tricky but worth it"
"newsletter?"
December 4, 2024 at 9:26 AM
very good meatballs
December 3, 2024 at 1:47 PM
why am i like this
December 3, 2024 at 8:49 AM
there's something inside me that tell me to watch Spaced at least once a year.
December 3, 2024 at 4:18 AM
"He’s misinterpreting my criticism as playful flirting. We’re like two different frequencies and radio stations. One of us, cracking ciphers. The other of us pirate radio."

www.whatanewsletter.com/p/we-accept-...
we accept the freak we think we deserve
or "that time I met an occultists grandson?"
www.whatanewsletter.com
December 3, 2024 at 3:58 AM
"itS a laGgiNg indicatOr"
shuddup. speak human you freak
November 30, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Reposted by Renée
One thing many people are not aware of is that Apple has an entire building full of engineers who are working to push the boundaries of physics in seeing how far an AirPods case can fling the individual earbuds in different directions whenever you drop the case.
November 29, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Remember that time I didn’t go outside?

One day, one week, one month. A year

It started with the paths. The footpaths.

www.whatanewsletter.com/p/they-call-...
November 30, 2024 at 1:38 PM
'kubernetes' sounds like a surrealist director from the late 60s
November 30, 2024 at 7:27 AM
stop following me unless we're getting married wtf
November 30, 2024 at 6:41 AM
hi i was cutting tomatoes and my thumb got hurt and as i was bleeding out and getting it all over my falafel wrap I realised this is the reason I need you to move in with me thanks
November 30, 2024 at 6:41 AM

one of my favourite little games is to wear a MongoDB shirt to the climbing gym and when someone invariably asks me something about databases or MySQL whatever nerd crap I just say "what's a database"
November 30, 2024 at 6:37 AM
Reposted by Renée
me: "getting an error? everyone should clear their cache!"
the little goblin in my head: "not you though"
me: "not me though" 😏
August 17, 2024 at 4:12 AM
This is a ken Cheng hate account @kenchengceo.bsky.social
November 15, 2024 at 2:56 PM