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Ordinary Rendition
@renderjudgment.bsky.social
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Attorney (not yours), healthcare compliance professional, greater Minnesotan, lifelong Gopher, North Star State devotee. None of the opinions expressed here are my own.
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What do people get out of posting dumb shit like this?
A post by Wajahat Ali reading "Democratic leadership will take tonight's results and conclude they need to move to the center and win over moderate whites, even though a white majority went against Spanberger and Sherrill."
November 5, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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I have certainly made typos in legal filings, including embarrassing ones. But yikes.
A screen capture from the signature block of the federal government's filing tonight showing both assistant United States attorneys "North Carolian" bar numbers.
October 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Every now and then I am absolutely dumbstruck by how cheap TVs have gotten. Even just ten years ago something like this TV would have cost on the order of at least $3,000 in 2015 money, which would be about $4,000 today.
An ad for a Samsung 75" class U7900 Series UHD 4K smart Tizen TV on sale for $479.99.
September 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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An image of Gritty, the Philadelphia Flyers' mascot, with the caption "all I want is your acrimony."
September 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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This is a fun thing for me.
A screenshot showing 112 originally projected fantasy football points and 55 currently projected fantasy football points.
September 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Bottomlessly funny that this giant loser and crybaby comes here to Bluesky to shitpost about the people on Bluesky but also cares so much about not getting ratioed by the people on Bluesky that he turns off both replies and quote-posts.
A Bluesky post from Thomas Chatterton Williams, @chatterton.bsky.social, in which he highlights a portion of a Noah Smith post reading "But what [the posters on Bluesky] say just doesn't matter seem to matter at all."
September 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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I think this is the biggest ratio I've ever seen. @proptermalone.bsky.social is a cold-blooded killer.
Thomas Chatterton Williams (@chatterton.bsky.social) posting, in response to @propermalone.bsky.social, "What's your real name so I can see what you've published?" and @proptermalone.bsky.social responding "what about your personal history as an author makes you think that getting published is evidence of quality?" The original post has one like, three quote-posts, and 24 replies. The response has 1,100 likes.
August 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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I tend to think that reality TV has been quite bad for society, but this - which was front and center when I opened Hulu this morning - feels like a very disturbing sign of where we are right now.
A screenshot of the landing page and first episode description for the new Hulu show 'Are You My First?' It has an image of a woman in a bikini with with a cherry on her belly button, with the episode - 'The First Time' - being described as follows: "In this ground-breaking new dating experiment, the largest, hottest group of virgins ever assembled search for intimacy, love- and maybe their first-in a tropical paradise designed just for them. For the first time, they're free to explore their connections without judgment, allowing these sexy young singles to embark on a heated, yet heartfelt journey packed with romantic dates, revealing challenges, and new love interests eager to find 'the one.' Who will find that special someone? And who will go home hot, bothered and heartbroken?"
August 19, 2025 at 10:27 AM
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I grabbed a screenshot. This is borderline Nazi stuff.
A post by @organizingpower.bsky.social, which reads: The Jewish faith, as an institution, collectively brainwashed several generations of children into believing utter nonsense-that their people are entitled to a particular tract of land. Jewish leaders should be apologizing for the harm that this caused and making amends.
August 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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I'm seeing a lot of Discourse about whether AI is bad and it's making me think of this missile. People reacted with absolute disgust at this way of killing people, but while aerial weapons are all terrible, this is, in some sense, far less terrible by minimizing collateral damage.
An infographic about the Ninja Hellfire R9X, a missile which carries spinning blades instead of an explosive payload.
August 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Lot of inflation discourse today and I just want to note that I do not feel that this amount of food should cost $15.
A photograph of a lunch with three tacos, beans, and rice.
August 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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The "Charlie Brown had hoes" tweet.
July 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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The "Charlie Brown had hoes" tweet.
July 27, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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A dial, with the needle on high, reading "American copper mining tomorrow."
July 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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A picture of Burger Town from Call of Duty.
July 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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For posterity.
A post by the now-deleted @genobiden.bsky.social reading: "African American means descendants of enslaved Africans in America - it's about slavery and Jim Crow history, not geography. Recent African immigrants are Ethiopian-American, Nigerian-American, etc. Indians from Uganda don't qualify regardless of birthplace. It's about affirmative action."
July 6, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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A dril tweet saying: "the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: 'theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron'"
June 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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A play in two acts.
A screenshot of a Bluesky exchange, with @frightfulhobgoblin.bsky.social writing "Want to see a magic trick?" I respond "Is it you blocking everyone who causes you to realize how deep your moral rot goes?" A screenshot of Bluesky showing that @frightfulhobgoblin has blocked me.
June 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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The madder they get the more right you will have shown yourself to be.
A post by @willcaron.bsky.social in which he writes: "Hey what's that? I can't hear you over the sound of 100,000 starving Gazan children. You genocidal psychopaths don't get to play the victim card when the countries you terrorize fight back. Fuck you. Fuck Israel. Fuck Zionism and everyone who supports it. You are literally no different than a Nazi."
June 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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People like this are freaks and should be cast out of polite society.
A Bluesky exchange between me and @willcaron which begins with him writing: "No, I'm saying it's insane that you'd say that in defense of Israel of all entities, the most bloodthirsty terrorist organization in the history of the world. Get fucked you absolute fucking dipshit" Me responding: "'I'm perfectly fine with civilians dying as long as they're Israelis.'" Him responding: "The country where 75% of the civilians are full-throated supporters of genocide and the other 25% are timid go-along-with-it losers?"
June 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Anyway, this is a picture of Isaac Schultz.
Isaac Schultz's legislative photo.
June 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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These people are an absolute cancer.
A quote-post of Kat Abughazaleh by @p-phrog.bsky.social saying "These attacks are horrendous and senseless, but they are not antisemitic. They are anti-genocide, anti-Israel and anti-zionism. To conflate Zionism with the Jewish people is antisemitic."
June 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
renderjudgment.bsky.social
These people are an absolute cancer.
A screenshot of Gov. Pritzker's post, saying "Horrified by today's terror attack in Colorado. Antisemitism has no place in our nation and we must continue to unite together against such hatred. Our hearts are with the victims and their loved ones," and a reply of "Ugh fuck off and stop supporting Isreal then maybe? This all stops once they end their genocide of Palestinians. Maybe start by not funnelling all that billionaire cash of yours to Zionist organisations that fund this genocide you lil bitch"
June 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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A quote-post of one of Kat Abughazaleh's posts saying "go fuck yourself token"
June 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Comical.
A notification that @jimmycire.bsky.social blocked me.
June 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM