#SamanthaPics keeping an eye on me

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The PSL is back at Starbucks. So I got one, and Samantha got a pup cup.

Signs you used to be a part time road warrior. (I have the years for gold but not the nights, yet).

Do these look like the wags of an innocent dog kept up past her bed time while the state waits for the washer to finish?

Ladies and Gentlefolk of the jury, I present the suspect, Samantha Miller, in case L-4688899, the People vs Samantha Miller.

You will note the accused is naked in her booking photo. She is accused of conspiring to find poop to roll in, smearing it into her neck and collar.

This is a scam, right? I’m going to play this out because I’m always curious how they monetize but do people fall for lures like this?

I don’t post much here, and if I use this like I used Twitter, it’ll mostly be shit posting and trolling friends.

But it seems a good time to mention I cannot abide bullies.

🤣🤣🤣

I was curious so I dug through my collection of con badges. I think there might be one or two more, but there’s the bulk of my #shmoocon collection. I’ll miss it, but this too shall pass.

Also spotted in the wild, a light up, animated lobbycon sign

Spotted in the wild in the elevator

That I find this hilarious means I’m old, right?

But no mention of: 3 hours of sleep, 2 meals, and 1 shower per day, minimum. 😉

I was curious so I went digging. I went to my first #shmoocon in 2011.

I have so many tshirts.

It’s been a great event and I look forward to seeing old friends every year. I’ll miss it when it’s gone, but nothing gold can stay.