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40s. Homosexual. Ohio. Constant state of WTF.

Humor is life!
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The Bolton raid should chill you: my emergency video (full video linked)

adamkinzinger.substack.com/p/emergency-...
August 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Probably my last summer cut! May grow it out again this winter… Maybe. 🤣
August 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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The President cannot commandeer any local law enforcement.
The President does not run the Smithsonian.
The monthly BLS jobs report is required by law.
Release the Epstein files.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
August 13, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I hope the next realm doesn’t suck as much as this one. Cuz this one like really sucks.
August 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Follow up post: #storms #BSE
July 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I just soak in all the energy I can from storms. ☔️
July 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I am just shocked. Shocked I say. 🤣
To be clear, this now a massive cover up involving the President, the Attorney General, the FBI Director, and the GOP Congress.
July 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
My onion looks titerrific #tition
July 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
My apparent summer look 🤣
July 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Happy #Pride y’all!
June 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I just. Lordy. I am living for this divorce 🤣🤣 #notenoughpopcorn #fuckthemboth
June 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
My #gaypowers have been restored!
May 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Welp.
May 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This dude is 100% gay. And 100% asshole. You can’t convince me otherwise either way 🤣
May 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I adore her!
My colleagues across the aisle just called our fight to protect Social Security “garbage.” I’m sorry—WHAT!?!?
 
Seniors, veterans, children, & people with disabilities are not “garbage.”

We don’t work for billionaires. We work for the people. And, we will continue to fight like hell for them.
May 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Gorgeous weather lends to more puppy time ❤️
April 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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We have 3 branches of federal government. Usually, if one is not working properly, the other 2 can step in.

Have we ever had another time in our nation's history when *none* of the branches were working?

Yes, the judiciary seemed prepared to step into the breach--until SCOTUS ruined things again.
April 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
We definitely don’t deserve dogs. But I’m thankful they’re here ❤️
April 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Hi!
April 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Introspective or something
March 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Like, we better be in a simulation or something. Cuz this reality shit is WHACK
February 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
My WTFometer has been like off the fucking WTFcharts.
February 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Jesus fucking christ.
The official White House account just referred to Trump as a “king” and posted an image with a crown on his head.

They’re not even hiding it.
February 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I feel like I’m in purgatory. But with like all the other good people
January 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Coffee tariffs are a great excuse for Panera to bring back the cardiac arrest lemonade tho
January 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM