Relish_Hendy aka Jen
@relishhendy.bsky.social
Comedian, Wigs/Hair/Make-Up Historian, Disability Rights Champion, Parent-Carer
As seen on TV/Heard on Radio
#History #SEND #ParentCarer #DisabilityRights #DPAC
As seen on TV/Heard on Radio
#History #SEND #ParentCarer #DisabilityRights #DPAC
I haven’t seen so many bottles lobbed since Daphne and Celeste performed at The Reading Festival!!!
#AVFC #YoungBoys #UEFAEuropaLeague
#AVFC #YoungBoys #UEFAEuropaLeague
November 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I haven’t seen so many bottles lobbed since Daphne and Celeste performed at The Reading Festival!!!
#AVFC #YoungBoys #UEFAEuropaLeague
#AVFC #YoungBoys #UEFAEuropaLeague
In light of recent events, retailers have announced that Battenberg cake will henceforth be known as ‘Berg’.
If you have any difficulties locating it, it’s on the shelves with the Chicken Kyiv.
If you have any difficulties locating it, it’s on the shelves with the Chicken Kyiv.
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 PM
In light of recent events, retailers have announced that Battenberg cake will henceforth be known as ‘Berg’.
If you have any difficulties locating it, it’s on the shelves with the Chicken Kyiv.
If you have any difficulties locating it, it’s on the shelves with the Chicken Kyiv.
Oooh I just can’t decide which one to go with.
The Brown is nice but the GARY is really calling out to me!
The Brown is nice but the GARY is really calling out to me!
October 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Oooh I just can’t decide which one to go with.
The Brown is nice but the GARY is really calling out to me!
The Brown is nice but the GARY is really calling out to me!
Q. Why did the chef make his customers go down the lane to drink Tetley?
A. Because it was his Special Alley Tea!☕️
A. Because it was his Special Alley Tea!☕️
October 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Q. Why did the chef make his customers go down the lane to drink Tetley?
A. Because it was his Special Alley Tea!☕️
A. Because it was his Special Alley Tea!☕️
Furious that I’ve, once again, been overlooked for the Nobel Peace Prize.
So far this year I’ve saved an old man from a heart attack in the royal armouries museum in Leeds and broke up a fight in the freezer shop over the last two packs of potato waffles.
What more do they want?
So far this year I’ve saved an old man from a heart attack in the royal armouries museum in Leeds and broke up a fight in the freezer shop over the last two packs of potato waffles.
What more do they want?
October 10, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Furious that I’ve, once again, been overlooked for the Nobel Peace Prize.
So far this year I’ve saved an old man from a heart attack in the royal armouries museum in Leeds and broke up a fight in the freezer shop over the last two packs of potato waffles.
What more do they want?
So far this year I’ve saved an old man from a heart attack in the royal armouries museum in Leeds and broke up a fight in the freezer shop over the last two packs of potato waffles.
What more do they want?
Do you ever look at someone and think “What did I ever do to you?” Only for it to turn into a case of them worrying about what you’ll do to them?
*smile* 📸
*smile* 📸
October 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Do you ever look at someone and think “What did I ever do to you?” Only for it to turn into a case of them worrying about what you’ll do to them?
*smile* 📸
*smile* 📸
September 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Q.
What’s a philatelist’s favourite drink?
A.
Guinness and Penny Black!
What’s a philatelist’s favourite drink?
A.
Guinness and Penny Black!
September 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Q.
What’s a philatelist’s favourite drink?
A.
Guinness and Penny Black!
What’s a philatelist’s favourite drink?
A.
Guinness and Penny Black!
Sheffield: Bring the washing in! 🌧️
September 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Sheffield: Bring the washing in! 🌧️
So I hear the London Bomber is due to get out.
That’s great timing isn’t it?
Who’s betting that he comes out draped in a Union Flag, waving a Premier Inn keycard, wi two tins of paint hanging off his arm, just to confuse everyone?
😂🤣😂🤣😂
That’s great timing isn’t it?
Who’s betting that he comes out draped in a Union Flag, waving a Premier Inn keycard, wi two tins of paint hanging off his arm, just to confuse everyone?
😂🤣😂🤣😂
September 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
So I hear the London Bomber is due to get out.
That’s great timing isn’t it?
Who’s betting that he comes out draped in a Union Flag, waving a Premier Inn keycard, wi two tins of paint hanging off his arm, just to confuse everyone?
😂🤣😂🤣😂
That’s great timing isn’t it?
Who’s betting that he comes out draped in a Union Flag, waving a Premier Inn keycard, wi two tins of paint hanging off his arm, just to confuse everyone?
😂🤣😂🤣😂
I want my time with you 💚🫶❤️
@Paddysitsdown
@Paddysitsdown
September 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I want my time with you 💚🫶❤️
@Paddysitsdown
@Paddysitsdown
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I think I’ve got a touch of the ‘Palestine Action’.
Dr: I can write you a Proscription for that!
🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
Dr: I can write you a Proscription for that!
🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
August 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I think I’ve got a touch of the ‘Palestine Action’.
Dr: I can write you a Proscription for that!
🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
Dr: I can write you a Proscription for that!
🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
Last weekend I donated some items to a car boot sale and in a totally unforeseen turn of events, I bought my own sandwich toaster…
But still…better the Breville you know!
But still…better the Breville you know!
August 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Last weekend I donated some items to a car boot sale and in a totally unforeseen turn of events, I bought my own sandwich toaster…
But still…better the Breville you know!
But still…better the Breville you know!
Okay ladies, hear me out…
You’ve heard of ‘Hive mind’, yeah?
How about this for a theory; ‘Hive Penis’?
Think about it
Explains a LOT!
You’ve heard of ‘Hive mind’, yeah?
How about this for a theory; ‘Hive Penis’?
Think about it
Explains a LOT!
August 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Okay ladies, hear me out…
You’ve heard of ‘Hive mind’, yeah?
How about this for a theory; ‘Hive Penis’?
Think about it
Explains a LOT!
You’ve heard of ‘Hive mind’, yeah?
How about this for a theory; ‘Hive Penis’?
Think about it
Explains a LOT!
Q. Why did the tadpole have 57 wives?
A. Because he was Polywoganogamous!
A. Because he was Polywoganogamous!
August 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Q. Why did the tadpole have 57 wives?
A. Because he was Polywoganogamous!
A. Because he was Polywoganogamous!
I’m a Blade but ffs even I feel sorry for what Owls fans are being put through.
They might be pigs, but they’re OUR pigs!
How will we have Sheffield Derby game if they lose their club?
They might be pigs, but they’re OUR pigs!
How will we have Sheffield Derby game if they lose their club?
August 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I’m a Blade but ffs even I feel sorry for what Owls fans are being put through.
They might be pigs, but they’re OUR pigs!
How will we have Sheffield Derby game if they lose their club?
They might be pigs, but they’re OUR pigs!
How will we have Sheffield Derby game if they lose their club?
Guess who’s going to see @KNEECAPCEOL in Sheffield???
Well… I couldn’t possibly say… any ideas @PaddySitsDown ?
🇮🇪🫶🇵🇸
PS
Free Palestine
Israel is committing Genocide
Source: news.un.org/en/story/202...
Well… I couldn’t possibly say… any ideas @PaddySitsDown ?
🇮🇪🫶🇵🇸
PS
Free Palestine
Israel is committing Genocide
Source: news.un.org/en/story/202...
July 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Guess who’s going to see @KNEECAPCEOL in Sheffield???
Well… I couldn’t possibly say… any ideas @PaddySitsDown ?
🇮🇪🫶🇵🇸
PS
Free Palestine
Israel is committing Genocide
Source: news.un.org/en/story/202...
Well… I couldn’t possibly say… any ideas @PaddySitsDown ?
🇮🇪🫶🇵🇸
PS
Free Palestine
Israel is committing Genocide
Source: news.un.org/en/story/202...
🎶darling hold my ha-And🎶
July 19, 2025 at 8:50 PM
🎶darling hold my ha-And🎶
Bloody midges and mozzies, I’m covered in bites.
My butt has been used as a buffet cart… but I digress
My butt has been used as a buffet cart… but I digress
July 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Bloody midges and mozzies, I’m covered in bites.
My butt has been used as a buffet cart… but I digress
My butt has been used as a buffet cart… but I digress
🦋🐦⬛
July 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
🦋🐦⬛
Rory Stewart pronounces ‘politics’ as ‘polidicks’
Everyone knows it.
None of us talk about it.
What’s the craic?
Everyone knows it.
None of us talk about it.
What’s the craic?
July 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Rory Stewart pronounces ‘politics’ as ‘polidicks’
Everyone knows it.
None of us talk about it.
What’s the craic?
Everyone knows it.
None of us talk about it.
What’s the craic?
Q. Why did the Hollywood Star name his child ‘Pineapple’?
A. Because he was Leonardo Di Caprio-son!
A. Because he was Leonardo Di Caprio-son!
July 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Q. Why did the Hollywood Star name his child ‘Pineapple’?
A. Because he was Leonardo Di Caprio-son!
A. Because he was Leonardo Di Caprio-son!
I’m amazed that no Right Wing comics have yet suggested that the new Lefty organisation should be called the ‘Fruit and Nut Party’, but I’m sure that it’s only a matter of time.
July 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I’m amazed that no Right Wing comics have yet suggested that the new Lefty organisation should be called the ‘Fruit and Nut Party’, but I’m sure that it’s only a matter of time.
I can’t help thinking that the phrase ‘An absolute disgrace!’ Is a tad overused at the moment, but looking around, it’s hard to think of many things that aren’t absolutely disgraceful.
July 8, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I can’t help thinking that the phrase ‘An absolute disgrace!’ Is a tad overused at the moment, but looking around, it’s hard to think of many things that aren’t absolutely disgraceful.
I went to Lidl today, was gonna by some Greek cheese…
But that would’ve been a feta more than death!
#NannyJokes #NannyJen
But that would’ve been a feta more than death!
#NannyJokes #NannyJen
July 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I went to Lidl today, was gonna by some Greek cheese…
But that would’ve been a feta more than death!
#NannyJokes #NannyJen
But that would’ve been a feta more than death!
#NannyJokes #NannyJen