What would have been useful to him there would be for him to have had a better attitude!

Grandmaster Flash's England Tour '86.

Or gnaw at it like a jackal.

You can do this with beetroot.

Great example of nominative indeterminism.

The seasons come at you like a heavyweight boxer. Hard to be confident of making all twelve rounds but I'm already well behind on points.

We all have to make a living, and if that's by selling awful things that we don't believe in and nobody in their right mind would accept then so be it.

Well the world don't move to the beat of just one drum: what might be right for you may not be right for some.

This while in the whole of 2024-25 dirigibles and steam-powered submersibles provided less than 5% of the UK's transport.

"Don't go chasing waterfalls, please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to..."

Lot of people with a Hate fetish.

It makes me happy that the question is 'why aren't more people impressed' instead of 'why aren't people more impressed' because the implication is that they need mass acceptance instead of niche zealotry, and they won't get it because people are less stupid than assumed.

The cats are your girlfriend now.

"KIDNEYS - you only need one..." - HMRC

What happens when an unstoppable son meets an immovable father?

And an incredible fuck-you to the referee there.

Still advisable to wear a helmet though.