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Benjamin Mutton
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Any TV series is better with Una Paloma Blanca as a theme song. Get doved up!
November 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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A gravestone.
November 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Trying to use the pavement during school run in November when all the mums are wearing Dryrobes™
Multiple Henry VIIIs adopting a wide-legged stance on the pavement, in a fuck-off huge coat.
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Chappy (Chef/Owner), a man in a white chef's hat and shirt.
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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Gandalf saying YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Van Gogh's The Potato Eaters on a mug. Serving suggestion: with doughnuts.
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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I always think of her as 'that lemon lady'.
Partially doctored Telegraph article about Camilla Tominey having sucked a lemon, possibly apocryphally.
November 7, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Photograph of a Drax wood pellet burning power station with a smoking furnace chimney flanked by cooling towers releasing water vapour.
November 6, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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Don't worry, Will Smith will stay.
Will Smith and a dog in I Am Legend
November 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Sheet music for Chas and Dave's 'Gertcha'
October 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Saturn Devouring his Doughnuts and Coffee.
Same as last image but Saturn Devouring his Son.
October 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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The Potato Eaters mug.
Product page for Van Gogh's The Potato Eaters on a mug, pictured with some half eaten doughnuts as a demonstration.
October 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Lord and Lady Whiteadder (from Blackadder).
October 27, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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When Mrs McCulloch tried to intervene, she was pushed and fell backwards into a wheelie bin
October 23, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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It's harder and harder to hit the big time...
WORLD CREME EGG-UP-BUM CHAMPION EATEN BY CROCODILE
October 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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I guess I'd better not buy this then.
eBay listing for a Giant Gummi-Cola Bottle (800g)
October 11, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Jack Hargreaves Edition:
The Lost World (The Original Dinosaur Story) with four Jack Hargreaveses added.
October 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Fuck off Rice Krispies Multigrain Shapes, nobody likes you.
Two unconsumed boxes of Rice Krispies Multigrain Shapes from a Kelloggs Variety Pack.
October 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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This book has a great recipe for Gulls' Eggs, with the advice that if you can't find any you can always ask your gamekeeper to help.
The Duchess of Devonshire's Chatsworth Cookery Book (Deborah Mitford) Eat like a Duchess and get to know more about one of England's great houses and the family who live there. Although she is the first to admit that she herself hasn't cooked for half a century, Deborah, Duchess of Devonshire is deeply interested in good food.
October 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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My mother is beset by pornographs because her friend Joan isn't putting a space between full stops and XXXs...
Text messages with an unsolicited link for a .xxx website caused by failure to insert a space after a full stop.
October 2, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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Greg Mitchell, the gorgeous sandy-coloured labrador.
September 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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He's starting to look like Mr Barraclough from Porridge.
Mr Barraclough from Porridge.
September 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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They want fresh? Here's fresh, for '86...
DOUBLE OH SEVEN UP.
September 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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The Twits (Roald Dahl)
September 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM