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Any TV series is better with Una Paloma Blanca as a theme song. Get doved up!
Difficult to spend time in a Wetherspoons without getting Havana Syndrome.
November 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Difficult to spend time in a Wetherspoons without getting Havana Syndrome.
I think my late father realised, late in life, that it basically wasn't worth the candle, and frankly I'm beginning to share that perspective.
November 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I think my late father realised, late in life, that it basically wasn't worth the candle, and frankly I'm beginning to share that perspective.
Steampunk is one of the biggest obstacles to tackling climate change. Well-funded steampunk lobbyists exert a disproportionate voice within government and we're seeing their regressive policies being presented and normalised as mainstream.
November 22, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Steampunk is one of the biggest obstacles to tackling climate change. Well-funded steampunk lobbyists exert a disproportionate voice within government and we're seeing their regressive policies being presented and normalised as mainstream.
Any TV series is better with Una Paloma Blanca as a theme song. Get doved up!
November 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Any TV series is better with Una Paloma Blanca as a theme song. Get doved up!
Cometh the hour, cometh Kieran Tierney.
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Cometh the hour, cometh Kieran Tierney.
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during the work day my rage metre builds up, allowing me to unleash a powerful & ill advised special attack around 4pm
June 24, 2025 at 6:53 AM
during the work day my rage metre builds up, allowing me to unleash a powerful & ill advised special attack around 4pm
"Got a side hustle? You might need to tell HMRC - so we don't come round your house and Tax your kidneys. HMRC. TAX DOESN'T NEED TO BE TAXING."
November 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
"Got a side hustle? You might need to tell HMRC - so we don't come round your house and Tax your kidneys. HMRC. TAX DOESN'T NEED TO BE TAXING."
IF PULP FICTION WAS SET IN THE UK AND TARANTINO WAS OBSESSED WITH BEEKEEPING:
VINCENT: They don't call it Royal Jelly over there, they don't know what the fuck it is because they don't have a Monarchy.
JULES: What do they call it?
VINCENT: They call it 'Jello Salad'.
JULES: 'Jello Salad'.
VINCENT: They don't call it Royal Jelly over there, they don't know what the fuck it is because they don't have a Monarchy.
JULES: What do they call it?
VINCENT: They call it 'Jello Salad'.
JULES: 'Jello Salad'.
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
IF PULP FICTION WAS SET IN THE UK AND TARANTINO WAS OBSESSED WITH BEEKEEPING:
VINCENT: They don't call it Royal Jelly over there, they don't know what the fuck it is because they don't have a Monarchy.
JULES: What do they call it?
VINCENT: They call it 'Jello Salad'.
JULES: 'Jello Salad'.
VINCENT: They don't call it Royal Jelly over there, they don't know what the fuck it is because they don't have a Monarchy.
JULES: What do they call it?
VINCENT: They call it 'Jello Salad'.
JULES: 'Jello Salad'.
In Terminator 2 when Arnold goes into the biker bar stark knackers naked and says "I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle" everyone laughs and actually it would be pretty funny if you saw that happen. Yeah buddy nice one let me get you a beer.
November 13, 2025 at 9:56 AM
In Terminator 2 when Arnold goes into the biker bar stark knackers naked and says "I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle" everyone laughs and actually it would be pretty funny if you saw that happen. Yeah buddy nice one let me get you a beer.
Trying to use the pavement during school run in November when all the mums are wearing Dryrobes™
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Trying to use the pavement during school run in November when all the mums are wearing Dryrobes™
Reposted by Benjamin Mutton
New Falcon print has just gone up in my shop. First new illustration in an age!
Signed giclee print on 300gsm Hahnemühle paper.
Makes a perfect present for the Star Wars nerd in your life.
Overseas orders welcome!
www.infinitebacon.com
Thank you!
Signed giclee print on 300gsm Hahnemühle paper.
Makes a perfect present for the Star Wars nerd in your life.
Overseas orders welcome!
www.infinitebacon.com
Thank you!
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
New Falcon print has just gone up in my shop. First new illustration in an age!
Signed giclee print on 300gsm Hahnemühle paper.
Makes a perfect present for the Star Wars nerd in your life.
Overseas orders welcome!
www.infinitebacon.com
Thank you!
Signed giclee print on 300gsm Hahnemühle paper.
Makes a perfect present for the Star Wars nerd in your life.
Overseas orders welcome!
www.infinitebacon.com
Thank you!
Reposted by Benjamin Mutton
predator is a slasher movie and arnold schwarzenegger is the final girl
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
predator is a slasher movie and arnold schwarzenegger is the final girl
Reposted by Benjamin Mutton
Three Cheers for Trillionaire Jizz!
@theonion.com
@theonion.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Three Cheers for Trillionaire Jizz!
@theonion.com
@theonion.com
Accidentally learned 'Ursine language' instead of 'sign language' but now I can communicate with grizzly bears so it wasn't a complete waste of effort. Only realised when I asked Evelyn Glennie if she wanted some salmon.
November 6, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Accidentally learned 'Ursine language' instead of 'sign language' but now I can communicate with grizzly bears so it wasn't a complete waste of effort. Only realised when I asked Evelyn Glennie if she wanted some salmon.
Achieved enlightenment early, now my lifetime of suffering has no spiritual purpose.
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Achieved enlightenment early, now my lifetime of suffering has no spiritual purpose.
Reposted by Benjamin Mutton
The Potato Eaters mug.
October 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The Potato Eaters mug.
I thought, perhaps wrongly, that you might like this 'great' deal on Google Pixel phones from Google Store's Referral Programme: I have no shame at all! It's 10% off and it's not an iPhone!
Use code REF-SUR28O11PQO2A05MO15QLK1 at checkout! More details here: store.google.com/ideas/pixel-...
Use code REF-SUR28O11PQO2A05MO15QLK1 at checkout! More details here: store.google.com/ideas/pixel-...
Pixel Referral Program
Share 10% off a Pixel phone and get $50 in Google Store credit each time a friend buys one.
store.google.com
October 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I thought, perhaps wrongly, that you might like this 'great' deal on Google Pixel phones from Google Store's Referral Programme: I have no shame at all! It's 10% off and it's not an iPhone!
Use code REF-SUR28O11PQO2A05MO15QLK1 at checkout! More details here: store.google.com/ideas/pixel-...
Use code REF-SUR28O11PQO2A05MO15QLK1 at checkout! More details here: store.google.com/ideas/pixel-...
The clever thing to do with all that money would be to buy another JCB.
Stolen JCB used to take bank's cash machine in Horncastle
Stolen JCB used to take bank's cash machine in Horncastle
The ATM was stolen from the wall of Lloyds Bank in Horncastle before 03:00 BST on Saturday, police say.
www.bbc.com
October 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The clever thing to do with all that money would be to buy another JCB.
Reposted by Benjamin Mutton
The weekend is here!
October 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The weekend is here!
Reposted by Benjamin Mutton
"Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance to the radio..."
Joy Division, live on BBC2, 15 September 1979.
Joy Division, live on BBC2, 15 September 1979.
October 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance to the radio..."
Joy Division, live on BBC2, 15 September 1979.
Joy Division, live on BBC2, 15 September 1979.
Reed Richards has a fantastic foreskin.
October 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Reed Richards has a fantastic foreskin.
Reposted by Benjamin Mutton
Fuck off Rice Krispies Multigrain Shapes, nobody likes you.
October 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Fuck off Rice Krispies Multigrain Shapes, nobody likes you.
My mother is beset by pornographs because her friend Joan isn't putting a space between full stops and XXXs...
October 2, 2025 at 10:14 AM
My mother is beset by pornographs because her friend Joan isn't putting a space between full stops and XXXs...