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September 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
06/24/25
June 25, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Van Leeuwen Caramelized Banana Honeycomb

10/10 👍🏻

Their og honeycomb is one of my all time faves but they managed to make it even better. The banana ice cream base is so good in this. It's smooth and rich without being overpowering. Theres crunchy honeycomb toffee pieces in every bite. Obsessed.
June 25, 2025 at 5:44 AM
theres been a lot more in between. I’m going to try to keep my hair color mostly natural (maybe a gloss. we’ll see) so I have a feeling a lot of cut and style experimentation is coming.
May 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
hey mom incase you internet stalk me again I hope you know you fucking suck. I hope your hatred is enough to keep you warm. good luck.
May 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Snoqualmie Sugar Cookie

4/10 👎🏻

This is incredibly mid. I get no brown butter flavor from the base ice cream. I can’t detect any actual sugar cookie pieces in this but the flavor is present, just very mild. It’s like a half step up from a plain vanilla.
May 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
hopefully being stacked on vaxes it wont hit you hard. paxlovid helped jace and I a lot last time.
April 29, 2025 at 4:31 AM
does jace live below you?
April 22, 2025 at 4:36 AM
my first time tossing a pint and in THIS ECONOMY? thats saying something.
April 22, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Haagen Dazs Summer Blueberry & Lemon

1/10 👎🏻

This is one of my favorite flavor combos so it seemed like an easy win. The texture is so off. They relied on corn syrup for softness and I can tell. The main thing I get is acidity and a weird artificial aftertaste. I hope I got a bad batch honestly.
April 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Haagen Dazs Sweet Lemon Coconut

7/10 👍🏻

I’m impressed by the texture on this. It’s very creamy for a sorbet. I don’t think this would be widely loved. This is very tangy lemon with mild coconut cream. It’s refreshing and punchy. I think the coconut cream does more for texture than it does flavor.
April 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM