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Person with slicked back hair, sunglasses, leopard print fur jacket, black dress, tights and knee high laced combat boots. They're walking down a street holding their phone. Pantone - Blood red. A deep red with a bit of brown. A person sitting in a theatre sipping a drink. It reads "I'll survive but damn give me a break." And array of dishes holding cheese, bread, butter and grapes
October 11, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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06/24/25
christian dior spring 1998 couture by john galliano. a woman with red finger waved hair. dark lipstick and pink cheeks. she's in a metallic olive dress that flashes gold. over her is a shawl with brown fur on the shoulders and ornate colorful florals. she's walking down steps. source unknown. woman with dark glossy red lips feathered at the edges. dark red glossy cheeks. a red winged liner all the way around her eyes. the liner wings out in a straight line fading into the hairline. white blonde hair peaks through the corners in waves. everything is glossy and looks like it has a haze of pink. vintage advertisement for bourjois inferno red satin finish lipstick circa 1958. depicts a women putting on a gold tub of red lipstick with a hazy devil in the background with claws up. reads "there's a bit of satan in...satin finish. the new evening in paris lipstick." ginger spice from the spice girls. a collage of items around her including mac lipstick, platform black boots, a spice world hat and a "girl power" sticker. she's wearing union jack platform boots and a short red dress. her iconic red hair with blonde streaks.
June 25, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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Van Leeuwen Caramelized Banana Honeycomb

10/10 👍🏻

Their og honeycomb is one of my all time faves but they managed to make it even better. The banana ice cream base is so good in this. It's smooth and rich without being overpowering. Theres crunchy honeycomb toffee pieces in every bite. Obsessed.
orange ice cream pint. reads "van leeuwen banana honeycomb french ice cream"
June 25, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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fave hairs the last few years. I’m curious whats to come 👩🏻‍🦲
May 21, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Snoqualmie Sugar Cookie

4/10 👎🏻

This is incredibly mid. I get no brown butter flavor from the base ice cream. I can’t detect any actual sugar cookie pieces in this but the flavor is present, just very mild. It’s like a half step up from a plain vanilla.
A pint of snoqualmie sugar cookie ice cream. it has a red lid, the pint is white and has an image of a landscape.
May 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Haagen Dazs Summer Blueberry & Lemon

1/10 👎🏻

This is one of my favorite flavor combos so it seemed like an easy win. The texture is so off. They relied on corn syrup for softness and I can tell. The main thing I get is acidity and a weird artificial aftertaste. I hope I got a bad batch honestly.
A pink of Haagen Dazs Summer Blueberry & Lemon. It bas a photo of a lemon wedge with blueberries around it.
April 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Haagen Dazs Sweet Lemon Coconut

7/10 👍🏻

I’m impressed by the texture on this. It’s very creamy for a sorbet. I don’t think this would be widely loved. This is very tangy lemon with mild coconut cream. It’s refreshing and punchy. I think the coconut cream does more for texture than it does flavor.
A pint of Haagen Dazs Sorbet in the flavor Sweet Lemon Coconut. The packaging is white, teal and brown. It has a picture of a coconut with lemon slices.
April 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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this is cherry! she’s from california but lives in overcast oregon. she spends the day chasing the perfect spot to soak in the sun beams 🌞
a dog named cherry laying in the sun indoors. she’s an unknown mix of breeds. golden in color. she’s laying on a rug with sunlight and shadows from plants on her.
March 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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before/after
me. black hair with shaved sides. straight across bangs with a shoulder length mullet. large black framed glasses. wearing an edward cullen shirt that says “the batman” me. shaved head. blonde. large framed glasses. black muscle tee.
February 27, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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02/27/25
hair by tga_official on IG. shaved head with white bleached hair and a black abstract design similar to waves or zebra print. aniye records spring summer 2023. shag haircut. large sunglasses. black suit with white stars of varying sizes. blouse is a deep v cut in a nude peach color. layered necklaces. flanelle magazine. glossy watercolor makeup. blue brows. orange eyes that fade into yellow. orange and pink cheeks. olive toned skin. source unknown. two people standing in front of milk in a grocery store. left is wearing clown makeup with stars, braids and sunglasses. wearing a yellow hoodie with an orange zebra fur coat. right has liberty spikes, star makeup, blue and black clothes with a green zebra striped fur coat holding milk.
February 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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02/16/25
john galliano fashion week fall 2007. the hair is dark and cropped short with a black headpiece. the makeup is 1920s inspired with thin arched brows and a dark red very defined lip. the skin is very pale which contrasts with dark messy greasy black lids. the skin is splattered with a watercolor of blue, yellow, pink and purple. the dress is sleeveless long black velvet. makeup by issy_hine on IG. a face with fair skin close up. brown curls peak from the top of the photo. eyebrows have been flattened and blend into the eyes with a wash of chartreuse and olive. the eyes have a wet look. orange fades into a plum and burgundy eyeliner. the liner is continued under the eyes and fades to an iridescent shimmery light purple. the cheeks are a juicy orange peach tone. the lips are the same peach but with chartreuse blending the sides and a deeper plumb outline. the ceiling of the martin woldson theater at the fox in spokane, washington. designed by robert c. reamer in 1931. an art deco design with repeating black and white glass. a circle of gold light comes from the middle. a photo by charisse kenion. the profile of a woman with medium deep skin looking towards the right. her hair is short finger waves with dots following through it. her earrings are a large dot jacket style with a smaller dot stacked on top of a larger one. she has full lips, full fluffy brows and a septum piercing.
February 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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02/15/25
a photograph named the seventh veil by nicole wilson for vogue. a woman with rich dark skin stands with her back facing the camera and her face slightly turned towards the right. wrapped around her head is a pleated veil in a greenish yellow color. the veil starts on the left side of her head and cascades down to her opposite shoulder. shes wearing a dress in the color with a v shaped back. the background is a dark red. photograph source unknown. a man with very fair skin faces the camera angled towards the left. his eyes are covered with thin delicate butterflies. his hair and eyebrows are a light blonde that nearly matches his skin. his lips and tips of his ears have a soft rosey hue. a photograph by elinleticia högabo for vogue italia. sheer white lace covers a woman’s face. she has very fair skin and her features are blurred by the fabric. you can faintly see her closed eyes. pressed against the lace the tip of her nose and the cupids bow of her red painted lips are visible. a photograph by masood ali. it depicts an alpine black swallotail butterfly’s wing against a black background. it’s known as the banded peacock. the wing starts a dark blue with white speckles and goes into silvery grey. it has orange spots surrounded by dark blue. it’s likely the underside of it’s wings.
February 15, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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02/14/25
alan cumming as the emcee in cabaret. he is shirtless with a harness and bowtie. holding a cigarette in one hand and has his other arm draped over his head looking forlorn. a close up of a corset from schiaparelli fall couture 2022. it’s an asymmetrical red corset with one breast bare aside from a structure inspired by the mammary glands. Perfume from Hoffmann & Schlevoght. Green art deco glass perfume bottle. Made of malachite. It has a rectangular topper. The bottle itself is a rectangle with the profile of a nude woman. Circa 1934 - 1939. makeup by persamua on IG. no eyebrows. the base eyeshadow is a a very light cool toned beige that leans slightly pink. the eyelashes are the same shade. black liner with deep purple shading creates a striking graphic liner. the cheeks have an ethereal pink glow that looks almost wet. the lips are a very glossy nude with brown liner.
February 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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This is them snuggling!
These are my cats Motts and Buffalo. Motts is a large calico and Buffalo is small and grey. They are laying on a bed facing each other. They are so close Motts has her nose touching Buffalo’s cheek.
January 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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This is Motts!
This is my cat motts. She is a calico. She is on a bed hiding between the covers. She just woke up from a nap and looks sleepy.
January 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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This is Buffalo!
Photo of my cat Buffalo. He is grey. He is on a bed with a paw on his face. He is very comfortable.
January 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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wow smelling this while looking at the notes is so bizarre. I can pick up on the cocoa and caramel. the caramel is dark and rich but it’s so far in the background that it just warms it. This is my new favorite gourmand wow.
December 16, 2024 at 11:39 PM
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rewatching maison margiela's spring/summer 2024 runway show to feel something. I'll never be over pat mcgrath's artistry.
December 14, 2024 at 11:28 PM
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Jeni’s Brambleberry Crisp

5/10 👎🏻

The jam in this so good. A really nice balance of tart and sweet but there’s not enough of it. The oat streusel just tastes like pure oat and the vanilla ice cream is nothing special. JENIS WE NEED MORE JAM!!!
November 17, 2024 at 11:57 PM
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Cool Haus Bananas Foster

8/10 👍🏻

Women & LGBTQA+ owned! The banana brown sugar ice cream base is THICK. It’s dense and creamy just like I would expect a real banana ice cream to be. The buttered rum caramel swirl is not overly boozy or too sweet. Solid pick.
November 17, 2024 at 11:56 PM
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Milk Bar Pie

6/10 👍🏻

This is heavy on the mix ins. The butter filling tastes like butterscotch but more oaty. It’s good but I’m not a huge butterscotch person. It’s sweeter than it is rich. The oat crust is nice. It taste like a butterscotch pie with vanilla ice cream.
November 17, 2024 at 11:54 PM
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Milk Bar Chocolate Birthday Cake

10/10 👍🏻

Oh my god this is so good. It’s so full of mix ins. There’s big gobs of chocolate cake batter that are so rich and delicious. The sprinkles and frosting are well distributed throughout. A winner for sure. Get this if you see it.
November 17, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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Jeni’s High Five Candy Bar

9.5/10 👍🏻

This is really good. The caramel is the best I’ve had in any ice cream. The peanut butter ice cream is perfect. I’m not a fan of the texture of frozen pretzels so it loses half of a point for that. It's very similar to a take 5 bar.
November 17, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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Creamalicious Brown Suga Bourbon Cake

9/10 👍🏻

Black owned! If you don’t like bourbon you won’t like this. The ice cream is very soft and creamy. The brown sugar swirls are molasses thick and gooey. The cake is a punch of bourbon. Add pecans and it would be 10/10.
A pint of Creamalicious Uncle Charles Brown Suga Bourbon Cake. It reads "brown sugar bourbon with cake chunks and brown sugar swirls." The container is black with a light brown lid and a photo of ice cream with brown sugar cake in the middle.
November 14, 2024 at 1:03 AM
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Jeni’s Boston Cream Pie

8.5/10 👍🏻

This is nicer than I anticipated. The vanilla custard base is surprisingly good. I enjoyed the yellow cake pieces in this I just wish there was more of them. The fudge was overflowing on the top but I wish there was more throughout. This could've been a 10/10.
A pint of Jeni's Boston Cream Pie Ice Cream. It reads "a salted vanilla custard layered with yellow cake pieces and darkest chocolate fudge." The container is a pale yellow with brown lettering and an illustrated pie with a cream filling.
November 14, 2024 at 1:00 AM