Patrick
@relaxedgambler.bsky.social
Let’s see if this app is all that is cooked up to be.
A tiny but too much garlic, but proud of myself.
November 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
A tiny but too much garlic, but proud of myself.
Why does this escalator smell like ramen?
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Why does this escalator smell like ramen?
Laying in bed, after walking 7 miles this evening, wanting to walk down stairs for a snack. I get up and my feet and legs yell out “NO!”
October 14, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Laying in bed, after walking 7 miles this evening, wanting to walk down stairs for a snack. I get up and my feet and legs yell out “NO!”
Should this even exist?
October 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Should this even exist?
Honestly, a Meatball Sundae from Ikea is actually pretty good.
August 25, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Honestly, a Meatball Sundae from Ikea is actually pretty good.
Check out the new bed and nightstand!
August 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Check out the new bed and nightstand!
Moving into my apartment, all coming together.
August 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Moving into my apartment, all coming together.
Decided to have Papa Murphy’s again.
June 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Decided to have Papa Murphy’s again.
June 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Great day! Won $300 with the help of a royal flush then a $500 scratcher Monopoly win.
March 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Great day! Won $300 with the help of a royal flush then a $500 scratcher Monopoly win.
Southwest charging for checked bags is shameful. The reason I flew Southwest because you knew what you were going to get and how much it will cost. Not anymore.
March 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Southwest charging for checked bags is shameful. The reason I flew Southwest because you knew what you were going to get and how much it will cost. Not anymore.
Coworker ripped his pants at work and everybody was expecting me to make fun of him. I said: “Don’t worry, I’ll cut him some slacks.”
March 5, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Coworker ripped his pants at work and everybody was expecting me to make fun of him. I said: “Don’t worry, I’ll cut him some slacks.”
Finally got a toll road scam text. Jokes on them…there’s no toll roads in Nevada. Also, if I go to California, I am using a friend’s car.
February 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Finally got a toll road scam text. Jokes on them…there’s no toll roads in Nevada. Also, if I go to California, I am using a friend’s car.
Finally found the perfect box to store my casino chips i’ve collected.
February 15, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Finally found the perfect box to store my casino chips i’ve collected.
I must have pissed off some religious figure, gambling kicked my ass.
February 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I must have pissed off some religious figure, gambling kicked my ass.
When you file your taxes and get a refund, refund taxes about 21 days or more.
When you owe taxes, that money is gone in two days.
First time in my life I thought to myself:
“Damn, the IRS is quick!”
When you owe taxes, that money is gone in two days.
First time in my life I thought to myself:
“Damn, the IRS is quick!”
January 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
When you file your taxes and get a refund, refund taxes about 21 days or more.
When you owe taxes, that money is gone in two days.
First time in my life I thought to myself:
“Damn, the IRS is quick!”
When you owe taxes, that money is gone in two days.
First time in my life I thought to myself:
“Damn, the IRS is quick!”
Booked my trip to Seattle. Can’t wait!
January 7, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Booked my trip to Seattle. Can’t wait!
I miss London already.
November 20, 2024 at 8:32 AM
I miss London already.
One of my favorite days ever, getting to meet and hang out with @mystoragebench.bsky.social. We smoked the competition at #MonopolyLifesized!
November 15, 2024 at 9:13 PM
One of my favorite days ever, getting to meet and hang out with @mystoragebench.bsky.social. We smoked the competition at #MonopolyLifesized!
Spent way too much on this trip, but it was worth it.
November 15, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Spent way too much on this trip, but it was worth it.
Not worrying about the trolls has me…
August 23, 2023 at 11:48 PM
Not worrying about the trolls has me…