Kelly Walton
@regynalonglank.bsky.social
Mother, lover, rabble rouser
Not here for the DMs
Not here for the DMs
Playing dress up
I used to live for playing dress up.
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October 24, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Flights of Fancy Dance | Substack
Mother, lover, rabble rouser. Click to read Flights of Fancy Dance, a Substack publication. Launched 11 days ago.
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August 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Well that escalated quickly
This is boring
Meh
This is boring
Meh
July 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Well that escalated quickly
This is boring
Meh
This is boring
Meh
It is a certain kind of magic trick to take someone who cares about their work and does a great job at anything you ask of them and turn them into a demotivated zombie. It takes years of not listening to them and numerous instances of ignoring the facts in front of your face to do it. Shame on you.
July 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It is a certain kind of magic trick to take someone who cares about their work and does a great job at anything you ask of them and turn them into a demotivated zombie. It takes years of not listening to them and numerous instances of ignoring the facts in front of your face to do it. Shame on you.
No cheating. Post the last pic of your pet.
This is Pan
This is Pan
July 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
No cheating. Post the last pic of your pet.
This is Pan
This is Pan
“a Satanic cabal of pedophiles is entrenched among the world’s most powerful people and…Trump is destined to defeat that cabal.”
How can both things be true at once? Solid question. tRump will defeat himself and them too. From within. Just like he said he would. 🍿⏳💣
www.npr.org/2025/07/16/n...
How can both things be true at once? Solid question. tRump will defeat himself and them too. From within. Just like he said he would. 🍿⏳💣
www.npr.org/2025/07/16/n...
As Republicans call for transparency into Epstein probe, Trump lashes out — NPR
In a post to Truth Social on Wednesday morning, Trump railed against Democrats, and some of his own supporters, calling the furor over the Epstein case a “hoax.”
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July 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
“a Satanic cabal of pedophiles is entrenched among the world’s most powerful people and…Trump is destined to defeat that cabal.”
How can both things be true at once? Solid question. tRump will defeat himself and them too. From within. Just like he said he would. 🍿⏳💣
www.npr.org/2025/07/16/n...
How can both things be true at once? Solid question. tRump will defeat himself and them too. From within. Just like he said he would. 🍿⏳💣
www.npr.org/2025/07/16/n...
The root meaning of "pol-" in police relates to the administration and governance of a city or state, particularly in terms of maintaining public order.
The suffix “-ice” denotes a state or quality related to the root meaning of maintaining public order at the local level.
It’s not an acronym.
The suffix “-ice” denotes a state or quality related to the root meaning of maintaining public order at the local level.
It’s not an acronym.
July 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The root meaning of "pol-" in police relates to the administration and governance of a city or state, particularly in terms of maintaining public order.
The suffix “-ice” denotes a state or quality related to the root meaning of maintaining public order at the local level.
It’s not an acronym.
The suffix “-ice” denotes a state or quality related to the root meaning of maintaining public order at the local level.
It’s not an acronym.
We don’t even want to rock down to electric avenue anymore.
Frankie doesn’t even notice how relaxed I am anymore.
People don't even see me in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion anymore.
July 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
We don’t even want to rock down to electric avenue anymore.
Covert incest is non-physical sexual abuse. It could be the parent sharing details of their sex life to the child, practicing voyeurism, exhibitionism, inappropriate sharing of images, and similar behaviors. While still being sexual abuse it is described as covert for its intangible nature. #trump
July 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Covert incest is non-physical sexual abuse. It could be the parent sharing details of their sex life to the child, practicing voyeurism, exhibitionism, inappropriate sharing of images, and similar behaviors. While still being sexual abuse it is described as covert for its intangible nature. #trump
I fricken love everything about this. So good.
Also. Remember that one time I showed up at the burn with a bunch of sirens and said let’s do something fun with these and no one understood me or cared?
Yeah. Me neither. But this is what I meant ya doofs
youtu.be/o9D3-fX03T4
Also. Remember that one time I showed up at the burn with a bunch of sirens and said let’s do something fun with these and no one understood me or cared?
Yeah. Me neither. But this is what I meant ya doofs
youtu.be/o9D3-fX03T4
Siren Kings: The World's Loudest Subculture
YouTube video by VICE
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July 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I fricken love everything about this. So good.
Also. Remember that one time I showed up at the burn with a bunch of sirens and said let’s do something fun with these and no one understood me or cared?
Yeah. Me neither. But this is what I meant ya doofs
youtu.be/o9D3-fX03T4
Also. Remember that one time I showed up at the burn with a bunch of sirens and said let’s do something fun with these and no one understood me or cared?
Yeah. Me neither. But this is what I meant ya doofs
youtu.be/o9D3-fX03T4
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who or Transformers.
July 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who or Transformers.
Get Up (Full Version) - Marc Rebillet
YouTube video by Marc Rebillet's Junk Cam
youtu.be
July 4, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Happy healthy interdependence day to all of you who celebrate!
May we find balance and offer support where we can, take assistance when we must, and share the burden for the common good while we take benefit of the collective grace.
May we find balance and offer support where we can, take assistance when we must, and share the burden for the common good while we take benefit of the collective grace.
July 4, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Happy healthy interdependence day to all of you who celebrate!
May we find balance and offer support where we can, take assistance when we must, and share the burden for the common good while we take benefit of the collective grace.
May we find balance and offer support where we can, take assistance when we must, and share the burden for the common good while we take benefit of the collective grace.
I mean. I was really hoping for something cooler. Lots of great songs in 1978. But if I’m honest this here is what I sang from the backseat of the car.
youtu.be/UAH-pbsN1Xw?...
youtu.be/UAH-pbsN1Xw?...
July 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I mean. I was really hoping for something cooler. Lots of great songs in 1978. But if I’m honest this here is what I sang from the backseat of the car.
youtu.be/UAH-pbsN1Xw?...
youtu.be/UAH-pbsN1Xw?...
Oh and in case it’s not clear I’m as queer as a three dollar bill. Happy pride. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
June 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Oh and in case it’s not clear I’m as queer as a three dollar bill. Happy pride. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Post yourself from another era
Darkwave me was a moment
Darkwave me was a moment
June 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Post yourself from another era
Darkwave me was a moment
Darkwave me was a moment
Powerful story of a woman who refused to follow the rules and her sons who love her.
www.huffpost.com/entry/schizo...
www.huffpost.com/entry/schizo...
My Mom’s Disappearance Was A Mystery. Then I Saw An Old Pic — And What I Discovered Next Left Me Shaken.
"My father ... didn’t think I could handle [the truth] until I became a young man.”
www.huffpost.com
June 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Powerful story of a woman who refused to follow the rules and her sons who love her.
www.huffpost.com/entry/schizo...
www.huffpost.com/entry/schizo...
Trying to wrap your head around this shady ass crypto bullshit? Wondering how co opting the concept allows bribery to remain hidden? Well check this out. Good info
June 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Trying to wrap your head around this shady ass crypto bullshit? Wondering how co opting the concept allows bribery to remain hidden? Well check this out. Good info
What’s up? Well. From what I can tell we are getting played by every two bit criminal the world has to offer. Flailing in our ham handed attempts to control chaos. Pitting them against each other *cough* checks notes. Wait no I mean bouncing between lying sugar daddies. Weak. Art of the deal my eye.
June 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
What’s up? Well. From what I can tell we are getting played by every two bit criminal the world has to offer. Flailing in our ham handed attempts to control chaos. Pitting them against each other *cough* checks notes. Wait no I mean bouncing between lying sugar daddies. Weak. Art of the deal my eye.
Celebrating Juneteenth by taking the day off work, cleaning out the garage, and going to therapy.
June 19, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Celebrating Juneteenth by taking the day off work, cleaning out the garage, and going to therapy.
Reposted by Kelly Walton
Reposted by Kelly Walton
Here’s a hot tip. If you have stress induced narcolepsy maybe don’t run for public office.
Thanks for coming to my TED talk
Thanks for coming to my TED talk
June 17, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Here’s a hot tip. If you have stress induced narcolepsy maybe don’t run for public office.
Thanks for coming to my TED talk
Thanks for coming to my TED talk
I watched Harvey’s Girls because it just started after Meet Me In St. Louis which I think maybe I’d never seen? And that saloon lady looks so familiar. Angela freaking Lansbury doing a laid back iconic can can. It’s possible I fell asleep and missed the ending because old. Will watch again! Classic.
June 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I watched Harvey’s Girls because it just started after Meet Me In St. Louis which I think maybe I’d never seen? And that saloon lady looks so familiar. Angela freaking Lansbury doing a laid back iconic can can. It’s possible I fell asleep and missed the ending because old. Will watch again! Classic.