Reg
@regthehatter.bsky.social
Programmer by accident, anthropologist at heart, got a degree for both.
LGBTQ+
30↑ Majeur et vacciné
LGBTQ+
30↑ Majeur et vacciné
Not the rat I was looking for
#RatsOfBluesky
#RatsOfBluesky
December 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Not the rat I was looking for
#RatsOfBluesky
#RatsOfBluesky
We have a huge shortage of vet in my area. My little lumpy rat will have to wait a month to have his rdv, unless I pay hundreds of $ for an urgent visit 😔
December 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
We have a huge shortage of vet in my area. My little lumpy rat will have to wait a month to have his rdv, unless I pay hundreds of $ for an urgent visit 😔
When your mom asks you to bring home a cabbage not too big, not too small and you just spend 10 minutes comparing size at the grocery, looking crazy and indecisive.
December 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
When your mom asks you to bring home a cabbage not too big, not too small and you just spend 10 minutes comparing size at the grocery, looking crazy and indecisive.
Monday is a good day to be hiding from the world.
#RatsOfBluesky
#RatsOfBluesky
December 1, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Monday is a good day to be hiding from the world.
#RatsOfBluesky
#RatsOfBluesky
Hate working from home and having rats. I should be working but...Simon in a santa hat 🥺.
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Hate working from home and having rats. I should be working but...Simon in a santa hat 🥺.
I just want to be with him, comfy and warm, with a giant human hand petting me.
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I just want to be with him, comfy and warm, with a giant human hand petting me.
Took him two weeks but Simon finally got over his vet trauma and started exploring again. I thought he had decided to be a forever potato. The heart on his head is just my way to bother him when he eats.
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Took him two weeks but Simon finally got over his vet trauma and started exploring again. I thought he had decided to be a forever potato. The heart on his head is just my way to bother him when he eats.
Here he is, a few minutes after his "death", looking to see if I have any food. I assume he's still salty about the vet last week.
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Here he is, a few minutes after his "death", looking to see if I have any food. I assume he's still salty about the vet last week.
Tried to pet Simon only for him to immediately flop on his back and faked being dead. I'm both offended and charmed🥺.
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Tried to pet Simon only for him to immediately flop on his back and faked being dead. I'm both offended and charmed🥺.
The Kim Kardashian of rat.
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
The Kim Kardashian of rat.
Went to a few places this morning to get all the minifig (also messed up and bought one too much). I can finally have my spider army.
November 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Went to a few places this morning to get all the minifig (also messed up and bought one too much). I can finally have my spider army.
Doing your best and failing to fit in 😔
November 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Doing your best and failing to fit in 😔
Randomly had a blackout, which my mom hates so I put some light for her to do lego. I'm quite bored 😔
November 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Randomly had a blackout, which my mom hates so I put some light for her to do lego. I'm quite bored 😔
Butternut squash soup. My mom always makes it when we're feeling down.
November 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Butternut squash soup. My mom always makes it when we're feeling down.
Cost me an arm because Simon had a huge cyst/pimple and he wouldn't let me remove it. Vet was impressed by how hard and big it was.
3h later it's all healed.
3h later it's all healed.
November 3, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Cost me an arm because Simon had a huge cyst/pimple and he wouldn't let me remove it. Vet was impressed by how hard and big it was.
3h later it's all healed.
3h later it's all healed.
My employee Simon came to complain about my new work rule "no snacking on the job". As a good boss I ignored him and gave him more work. Those code reviews won't get done by themselves.
October 31, 2025 at 5:33 AM
My employee Simon came to complain about my new work rule "no snacking on the job". As a good boss I ignored him and gave him more work. Those code reviews won't get done by themselves.
They gave us little sprouts to grow when I was at the gardening conference. Something about old people needing it because the food in nursing homes suck 🤣. I guess I will be eating little sprouts soon.
October 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They gave us little sprouts to grow when I was at the gardening conference. Something about old people needing it because the food in nursing homes suck 🤣. I guess I will be eating little sprouts soon.
I sometimes worry I'm too rough on Simon, constantly squishing his beautiful face. But every time I put my hand near him, he just puts his head inside it to get more squeezes out of me. He's a squishy idiot 🤦🏼♀️.
October 26, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I sometimes worry I'm too rough on Simon, constantly squishing his beautiful face. But every time I put my hand near him, he just puts his head inside it to get more squeezes out of me. He's a squishy idiot 🤦🏼♀️.
He's over two and still not potty trained. Time to fix that 😮💨.
#RatsOfBluesky
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October 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
He's over two and still not potty trained. Time to fix that 😮💨.
#RatsOfBluesky
#RatsOfBluesky
Simon wasn't feeling very energetic today. Stayed holed up and refused to get out.
But as always, the call for food was stronger and he moved his weary bones up the dollhouse for some granola.
But as always, the call for food was stronger and he moved his weary bones up the dollhouse for some granola.
October 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Simon wasn't feeling very energetic today. Stayed holed up and refused to get out.
But as always, the call for food was stronger and he moved his weary bones up the dollhouse for some granola.
But as always, the call for food was stronger and he moved his weary bones up the dollhouse for some granola.
Had to spend the night surrounded by tesla fanboys (who knows how awful Musk is and just don't care). Such a long evening. Glad to be back home with my gremlin
October 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Had to spend the night surrounded by tesla fanboys (who knows how awful Musk is and just don't care). Such a long evening. Glad to be back home with my gremlin