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Sam Jimenez
@reeltexasweirdo.bsky.social
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Comic writer. Occasional filmmaker. Part-time podcaster (LOST Legacies; The Adventures of Cinnamon & Oatmeal). Xavier Institute dropout. Doom Patrol reject. Future action figure. Black Lives Matter. Eat the rich. Free Palestine. He/They.
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
initial overnight reports are that the bon temps have indeed been roulez'd. happy mardi gras
A peek inside the cybertrucks I posted pretty much this same thing as a reply to a comment, but I wanted to share it with more people because I had such a unique experience. So, I was actually one of the marshals in the cars. I was in car 3, the silver one with no wrap. Had 2 american flags flying off the back. I've been volunteering for the marshals for the past 4 years and I got assigned to cars this year (we use cars to call cross streets, respond to incidents, relieve other walkers as needed) which was super exciting because I didn't want to walk the whole parade anymore lol. We had no idea the cars this year were cybertrucks until we were assigned. First off, fuck musk. Second, let me tell you that it was boos and attacks from start to evacuation. I couldn't believe my eyes. I knew it was gonna be bad, but holy shit. The people in charge were telling us to get out and stop people from crowding the trucks, and we all said "I'm not stepping foot out of this thing, they'll think I'm apart of this and attack me". The drivers were blasting music to "drown out the boos" and they were defending Elon the whole time to me (they knew why they were being attacked, but "What? They don't like Elon finding waste?") Had to flag down a cop to let them exit on gravier, and I hopped out at Annunciation. They went off to metairie to all meet up and go back home. Definitely one of the most memorable mardis gras for me, and I was hiding a smile the whole time. he-One-True-Bean • 5h ago I watched the passenger of the spaceX wrapped truck get blasted in the face with a fist full of beads… and that was early I hope we get some more videos obles95 OP • 4h ago Yeah, I mean the last one didn't even make it off of Napoleon before being escorted off. The later it got, the more aggressive people became. The first one made it to about 3/4 of a mile from the convention center before taking the first road out and the rest just followed suit. It had reached a fever pitch and was just too much for everybody. They are volunteers, came from out of state to be apart of it. Theyre all in the same cybertruck club and I think one of them knew someone in charge of organizing, so they said they could do it. that1guyfrom1thing • 9h ago The orange one left the route after his window broke after being relentlessly pelted with beads Upvote 565 Downvote Reply reply Award Share Share u/ghost1667 avatar ghost1667 • 9h ago Profile Badge for the Achievement Top 1% Commenter Top 1% Commenter aren't these supposed to be bulletproof? lol Upvote 295 Downvote Reply reply Award Share Share u/that1guyfrom1thing avatar that1guyfrom1thing • 9h ago It surprised us too! Giant crack in his windshield
March 4, 2025 at 12:33 PM
reeltexasweirdo.bsky.social
That Monday feeling
Data from Star Trek: First Contact. He lies on the floor looking at a partially offscreen Picard. Half of Data’s face is just cybernetic parts. He looks rough.
March 3, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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yukoart.bsky.social
We made a book!!
March 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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sonnyross.bsky.social
Someone's gotta do it I guess
New print here!
www.sonnyross.com/shop/together
A marching style band illustration of woodland creatures carrying weapons with a banner that says " We Will Just Have To Kill Him" in a childrens book style.
February 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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creekdontrise.bsky.social
Start a trend!
Graphic illustration of a black mongoose uncoiled by but having beheaded a red snake. Two swords flank the creatures; in black letter writing are the words BEHEAD FASCISTS
February 28, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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larsenproject.bsky.social
Mow.
Drawing colored in color ink: Demon drinking coffee staring balefully at cat on chair back. Demon: not before my coffee, bud. Cat: Mow
March 2, 2025 at 2:56 PM
reeltexasweirdo.bsky.social
You know sometimes I forget that the government released official images of UFOs in April 2020. Wild.
March 2, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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annijyn.com
butt stuff, you will always be famous
a hand holding art depicting someone venturing over in ripped jeans, the style is abstract in yellows pinks and greens. there are plants next to it
February 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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annijyn.com
beloved butt stuff is back in stock too annijyn.com/products/but...
February 27, 2025 at 6:23 AM
reeltexasweirdo.bsky.social
One of the most significant messages of Andor is, simply, “Try.” And it’s brilliant.
youtu.be/-asb8zTiuZ4
March 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
american masculinity is so amazing. caring about clothes as a man apparently makes you "gay" but our position on geopolitics totally depends on whether you wear a suit
March 1, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social
Dinosaurs Eating CEO - John Brosio, 2013
oil on canvas
55 x 60
johnbrosio.com/figures/
A man in a suit is lying is in the middle of a road. He has been disemboweled by a couple of velociraptors. (I think they're velociraptors, but I'm no dinosaur expert.) At the side of the road another man in a suit is fleeing from a couple more dinosaurs. The lights of a town are visible in the distance.
February 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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johnchen.com.au
MILICENT PATRICK.
Artist & Creator of the Creature from the Black Lagoon.
February 28, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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birdrespecter.bsky.social
The era of computer is over!
February 28, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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pattonoswalt.bsky.social
February 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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martharichart.bsky.social
I made this the other night while procrastinating, mainly because I thought all the posts about the blackout were boring. It feels like there is momentum bringing people together!
A poster for the economic blackout on February 28. It is a big red Jack rabbit on an aqua blue back ground. It says economic blackout in hand done black type. There are two black speech bubbles. One says “don’t buy stuff Friday February 28th. The other says we have power. Below it says No Amazon, Walmart, target, gas food, gas. Below that it says OK small business, use cash. Designed by Martha Rich.
February 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
reeltexasweirdo.bsky.social
You know, the MCU could genuinely (and maybe consistently) be good if it didn’t love dickriding The Ultimates so much.
February 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
reeltexasweirdo.bsky.social
if you see this, quote with a horror movie you love.
February 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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stinasdemons.com
Happy Wednesday, you Wonderful Weirdos. Now go live deliciously. 😈
Illustration in purple of a scene of a magician/sorcerer type of person in a robe standing on top of Stonehenge conjuring/calling up Lovecraftian tentacled creatures out of the sky. Pyramids or mountains are in the background. Text says "HONESTLY, GO AHEAD AND BE KOOKY AND GET INTO WEIRD MYSTICAL SHIT OR WHATEVER. LIFE IS SHORT. REALITY IS FAKE. FUCK THE HATERS. GO BECOME A WARLOCK, YOU'VE EARNED IT."
February 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
reeltexasweirdo.bsky.social
The best movie Cannon Films never made
notalawyer.bsky.social Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · Feb 26
me pitching my screenplay
Christopher F. Rufo A @realchrisrufo Follow There is a battalion of male-to-female transgenders within the American intelligence apparatus. They hate Italians and LibsofTikTok. They fantasize about pseudo-vaginas and butthole lazers. They are in charge of the most sophisticated spying machine in human history.
February 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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martinheadrocks.bsky.social
I’m beginning to understand how just the act of making art in these times is an act of rebellion, no matter what kind of art it may be. They don’t want you to make pretty things that shift people’s focus away or make them think differently. They want you to give up and submit. Fuck that. Make art.
February 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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mattstikkerart.bsky.social
Nazi punks fuck off 🚮
Zero tolerance for nazis
February 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM