Little Sleazers Hot n’ Redy🔞
@redphlannel.bsky.social
Bear man, chub artist, haver of too many bottles of whiskey 🔞 Pfp: @vaguecreature.bsky.social
Iscream’s plan ends with success, and only a little backfiring
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Iscream’s plan ends with success, and only a little backfiring
Comm for @plexel.bsky.social! Where do the years go?… right to the gut and thighs apparently
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Comm for @plexel.bsky.social! Where do the years go?… right to the gut and thighs apparently
Already emptied this in 4 days. Hidden Valley packets hit different
November 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Already emptied this in 4 days. Hidden Valley packets hit different
He’s dark and brooding, but still loves a good belly rub
October 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
He’s dark and brooding, but still loves a good belly rub
She said “Hotels are cheap and there's one down the street" but
OH don't you threaten ME with a good time…
OH don't you threaten ME with a good time…
October 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
She said “Hotels are cheap and there's one down the street" but
OH don't you threaten ME with a good time…
OH don't you threaten ME with a good time…
Basically, it’s a big sock
October 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Basically, it’s a big sock
She’s full of soul, yum!
October 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
She’s full of soul, yum!
Made a character for spooky month. AN ITALIAN AMERICAN 👻 🎃
October 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Made a character for spooky month. AN ITALIAN AMERICAN 👻 🎃
Found out my conservative, MAGA-podcast loving coworker listens to Gorillaz a few weeks ago, assumed he meant their older stuff. Said he liked Humanz and digs The Happy Dictator and I’m just like
October 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Found out my conservative, MAGA-podcast loving coworker listens to Gorillaz a few weeks ago, assumed he meant their older stuff. Said he liked Humanz and digs The Happy Dictator and I’m just like
I understood the assignment
October 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I understood the assignment
Jax can pout all he wants but it’s obvious he enjoys it
October 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Jax can pout all he wants but it’s obvious he enjoys it
Realized I haven’t just doodled in literal years last night, and Slightly Artistic inspired me to start that again but also to try and be looser and not care as much about the finished product
October 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Realized I haven’t just doodled in literal years last night, and Slightly Artistic inspired me to start that again but also to try and be looser and not care as much about the finished product
It’s my birthday and I require lots of treats and snacks and vittles and food-related presents and and-
October 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
It’s my birthday and I require lots of treats and snacks and vittles and food-related presents and and-
Get you a woman who
September 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Get you a woman who
You killed it with these, I’m over the moon TYSM
September 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
You killed it with these, I’m over the moon TYSM
Yo this cat overfed af
September 6, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Yo this cat overfed af
Redid a pic from a couple months ago. Iggy’s new look, same buttcrake
September 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Redid a pic from a couple months ago. Iggy’s new look, same buttcrake
I go by Phlan and this is Sweetpea. She’s 6 and well-adjusted!
August 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I go by Phlan and this is Sweetpea. She’s 6 and well-adjusted!
You ain’t built for these sunny streets, son.
August 30, 2025 at 12:31 AM
You ain’t built for these sunny streets, son.
“I’m gonna add another 100lbs on her so fast…”
“OH NO-“
“OH NO-“
August 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
“I’m gonna add another 100lbs on her so fast…”
“OH NO-“
“OH NO-“
Remember to not bolt tables to the floors. Support size-friendly architecture and don’t give a big boy’s tummy a bruise
August 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Remember to not bolt tables to the floors. Support size-friendly architecture and don’t give a big boy’s tummy a bruise
150lbs of gelatinous rabbit ass, RIP to the danglies
August 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
150lbs of gelatinous rabbit ass, RIP to the danglies