Dylan
@redeyeweiss.bsky.social
A recluse by nature and a chef in my spare time.
Made some pizza for a billionaires kids last night. Weird full circle moment especially since they all just wanted pepperoni and cheese.
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Made some pizza for a billionaires kids last night. Weird full circle moment especially since they all just wanted pepperoni and cheese.
Finally a king sized mattress.
December 6, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Finally a king sized mattress.
Pantone sucks anyways but why the hell would you choose fucking white as the color of the year.
December 6, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Pantone sucks anyways but why the hell would you choose fucking white as the color of the year.
Had one of the guys walk in on me ripping apart a faucet that was leaking cause it kept unscrewing itself as I loved it and he stopped and said:
“It’s so nice working with a chef that knows how to fix things, instead of a dumbass that just breaks them.”
And continued on his merry way.
“It’s so nice working with a chef that knows how to fix things, instead of a dumbass that just breaks them.”
And continued on his merry way.
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Had one of the guys walk in on me ripping apart a faucet that was leaking cause it kept unscrewing itself as I loved it and he stopped and said:
“It’s so nice working with a chef that knows how to fix things, instead of a dumbass that just breaks them.”
And continued on his merry way.
“It’s so nice working with a chef that knows how to fix things, instead of a dumbass that just breaks them.”
And continued on his merry way.
There’s only one braincell that in this picture.
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
There’s only one braincell that in this picture.
When I tell you that after wine ages to be about 10 years old you either drink it or really up your game in how you store it cause if it gets to 15 or 18 and you’ve been standing it straight up in a cupboard you’re gonna be really disappointed when you’re drinking notes of dusty pennies.
December 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
When I tell you that after wine ages to be about 10 years old you either drink it or really up your game in how you store it cause if it gets to 15 or 18 and you’ve been standing it straight up in a cupboard you’re gonna be really disappointed when you’re drinking notes of dusty pennies.
Oh right. THIS is what hat sitting with grief feels like again.
December 3, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Oh right. THIS is what hat sitting with grief feels like again.
I really do think the influencer bubble is about to pop. It feels like it’s already an over saturated market and the big ones are either aging out or flailing around trying to keep relevant with status and finances.
December 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I really do think the influencer bubble is about to pop. It feels like it’s already an over saturated market and the big ones are either aging out or flailing around trying to keep relevant with status and finances.
I think I distrust most things I see on social media these days either because of extreme biases or AI slop.
December 1, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I think I distrust most things I see on social media these days either because of extreme biases or AI slop.
Shaved off the beard and mustache combo for the first time in awhile and now my face feels naked.
November 29, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Shaved off the beard and mustache combo for the first time in awhile and now my face feels naked.
What kind of freaks do a 10Km run in Thanksgiving? No thanks.
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 AM
What kind of freaks do a 10Km run in Thanksgiving? No thanks.
Can we please not do this to the Gundam Fandom? They’re not great actors and every movie that she’s in has basically flopped in the last year and a half. Like why punish these model builders???
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Can we please not do this to the Gundam Fandom? They’re not great actors and every movie that she’s in has basically flopped in the last year and a half. Like why punish these model builders???
Fellow culinary professionals, please never ever ever post where the hell you actually work online. I’m cool with alluding to my general area but I’ve seen way too many people comfortable with posting where they actually work in online spaces.
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Fellow culinary professionals, please never ever ever post where the hell you actually work online. I’m cool with alluding to my general area but I’ve seen way too many people comfortable with posting where they actually work in online spaces.
Loved food. Wife convinced me to work for a former three Michelin star chef de cuisine. Worked my ass off for seven years in fine dining to burn out, went awol to a ski resort and then got hired by the sitting chairman of the Culinary Institute of America at my current gig.
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Loved food. Wife convinced me to work for a former three Michelin star chef de cuisine. Worked my ass off for seven years in fine dining to burn out, went awol to a ski resort and then got hired by the sitting chairman of the Culinary Institute of America at my current gig.
Learning that cake is called cáca in Irish is funny.
November 23, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Learning that cake is called cáca in Irish is funny.
My own son, betraying me. Stealing my warmth and place of comfort!
November 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
My own son, betraying me. Stealing my warmth and place of comfort!
My veins were not cooperative to get blood tests done today so we’ll shoot for it again tomorrow after hydrating better.
November 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
My veins were not cooperative to get blood tests done today so we’ll shoot for it again tomorrow after hydrating better.
Me scrolling through food related videos: “ITS JUST TOMATO MAYO. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR “EMULSION” SECOND COMING OF AIOLI BULLSHIT!!!”
My Wife: “Okay quiet hours are in effect, either stop scrolling Instagram or go into the office.”
My Wife: “Okay quiet hours are in effect, either stop scrolling Instagram or go into the office.”
November 19, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Me scrolling through food related videos: “ITS JUST TOMATO MAYO. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR “EMULSION” SECOND COMING OF AIOLI BULLSHIT!!!”
My Wife: “Okay quiet hours are in effect, either stop scrolling Instagram or go into the office.”
My Wife: “Okay quiet hours are in effect, either stop scrolling Instagram or go into the office.”
Now that’s a big meatball.
November 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Now that’s a big meatball.
Even after all these years part of Frankenstein really resonates with me. Frankenstein’s monster was never a monster, he was a blank slate. Everything he became was a result of Victor’s hubris and ignorance on how to guide his own Adam. The world and men made the monster.
November 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Even after all these years part of Frankenstein really resonates with me. Frankenstein’s monster was never a monster, he was a blank slate. Everything he became was a result of Victor’s hubris and ignorance on how to guide his own Adam. The world and men made the monster.
Had to explain to a 60 year old man that the “sanitizer” he’s been using for a month literally lost its sanitizing power within 2-4 hours of making it cause he used one meant to sanitize dishes and food surfaces. It was almost like he thought it staying blue meant it was still good to use.
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Had to explain to a 60 year old man that the “sanitizer” he’s been using for a month literally lost its sanitizing power within 2-4 hours of making it cause he used one meant to sanitize dishes and food surfaces. It was almost like he thought it staying blue meant it was still good to use.
The amount of circle jerking people do for Dragon Age Origins should be studied.
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The amount of circle jerking people do for Dragon Age Origins should be studied.
Family planning is getting me to do stuff I’ve put off for years cause it deals me out.
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Family planning is getting me to do stuff I’ve put off for years cause it deals me out.
The youngsters are calling Samurai Champloo underrated? You just weren’t there.
a close up of a man 's face with his hand on his mouth
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his hand on his mouth
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The youngsters are calling Samurai Champloo underrated? You just weren’t there.
Those bitch ass squirrels making a racket again
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Those bitch ass squirrels making a racket again