Rebecca Buckley
@rebeccabuckley.bsky.social
Stand up | sketch comedy
Having no money or stocks was the right investment after all
April 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Having no money or stocks was the right investment after all
WHAT is wrong with me and HOW can I exploit it?
April 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
WHAT is wrong with me and HOW can I exploit it?
Just broke it off with a woman I went on a date with and when we moved off the apps to phone numbers to be friends (classic lesbos) we realized we already had each others numbers saved and in fact went on a date last year
March 9, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Just broke it off with a woman I went on a date with and when we moved off the apps to phone numbers to be friends (classic lesbos) we realized we already had each others numbers saved and in fact went on a date last year
Do you date within your own voting pool or are you hetero-politcal?
March 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Do you date within your own voting pool or are you hetero-politcal?
Proud to say I have broken the cycle and drawn a line in the sand. Unfortunately a wave came and washed it away and I probably don’t have the energy to draw another one if it’s just going to get washed away again.
February 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Proud to say I have broken the cycle and drawn a line in the sand. Unfortunately a wave came and washed it away and I probably don’t have the energy to draw another one if it’s just going to get washed away again.
If Jesus were born today he’d end up at a friendly gay air bnb in Palm Springs and three influencers would bring him an egg, ozempic, and a TikTok sponsorship
February 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
If Jesus were born today he’d end up at a friendly gay air bnb in Palm Springs and three influencers would bring him an egg, ozempic, and a TikTok sponsorship
When will my husband leave for war already
February 6, 2025 at 5:02 AM
When will my husband leave for war already
Trying to kill a CEO with my tight five
February 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Trying to kill a CEO with my tight five
Next cuffing season find me riding the blood pressure machine at cvs
January 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Next cuffing season find me riding the blood pressure machine at cvs
Imagine all the meet cutes happening at volunteer centers across LA. Someone is writing the rom com pilot right now.
January 14, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Imagine all the meet cutes happening at volunteer centers across LA. Someone is writing the rom com pilot right now.
New year, new me! At the stroke of midnight the spell will be complete! I have been grave robbing all year for this!
January 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
New year, new me! At the stroke of midnight the spell will be complete! I have been grave robbing all year for this!
2050 will be as far away as 2000. Ok but why are you starting my year off with a word problem?
December 31, 2024 at 11:10 PM
2050 will be as far away as 2000. Ok but why are you starting my year off with a word problem?
Setting a google alert for when Clifford the Big Red Dog becomes public domain so I can adapt it as a slasher film Clifford Sees Red.
December 31, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Setting a google alert for when Clifford the Big Red Dog becomes public domain so I can adapt it as a slasher film Clifford Sees Red.
Not now daddy, baby is yearning for the divine spark that connects all beings.
December 31, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Not now daddy, baby is yearning for the divine spark that connects all beings.
*me with single digit bank balance*: should I replace both eyebrows or just have forehead removed??
December 26, 2024 at 8:03 PM
*me with single digit bank balance*: should I replace both eyebrows or just have forehead removed??
Hope everyone has a skibbidy rizzmas and a delulu new year!!
December 26, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Hope everyone has a skibbidy rizzmas and a delulu new year!!
Seeing a Luigi copycat and thinking maybe it’s time I step down as CEO of Girl Bossing.
December 21, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Seeing a Luigi copycat and thinking maybe it’s time I step down as CEO of Girl Bossing.
Petition for 2028 Super Olympics. Like the regular Olympics, but we let the athletes do as many steroids as they want. Let’s see what the body can do.
December 16, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Petition for 2028 Super Olympics. Like the regular Olympics, but we let the athletes do as many steroids as they want. Let’s see what the body can do.
Why stop at girl dinner? I’m having girl lunch, girl breakfast, I am taking girl communion I am seeing girl god
December 13, 2024 at 6:40 AM
Why stop at girl dinner? I’m having girl lunch, girl breakfast, I am taking girl communion I am seeing girl god
Having a Rebecca Buckley lookalike contest cause I really wanna find my soulmate this year.
December 7, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Having a Rebecca Buckley lookalike contest cause I really wanna find my soulmate this year.
I can’t wait to be divorced. The only thing standing in my way is getting married.
December 7, 2024 at 11:47 AM
I can’t wait to be divorced. The only thing standing in my way is getting married.
I’m not like other girls. I’m not planning our future, I’m planning our funeral.
December 6, 2024 at 4:24 AM
I’m not like other girls. I’m not planning our future, I’m planning our funeral.
Claiming it now. The gunman is my hallpass.
December 5, 2024 at 6:45 PM
Claiming it now. The gunman is my hallpass.
Just saw a sign that said “Free WiFi” and instantly wondered if that was the good side or the bad side.
December 4, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Just saw a sign that said “Free WiFi” and instantly wondered if that was the good side or the bad side.
IF a man wants to date a bisexual woman he MUST do a Scott Pilgrim-style battle of the bands for her love against exes of ALL genders.
December 4, 2024 at 4:45 PM
IF a man wants to date a bisexual woman he MUST do a Scott Pilgrim-style battle of the bands for her love against exes of ALL genders.