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David Hill
@realteuchterdavid.bsky.social
· Jun 30
Anyway my account was scammed off me. I was daft. So if you get weird dms it's not me.
Went to a cool wee place called the Devil's Pulpit. Down the steep stairs to this beautiful gorge. If you've watched Outlander it's apparently a location in that
Lol blocked by myself.
@teuchterdavid.bsky.social
@teuchterdavid.bsky.social
Didn't notice the ant when I took this pic earlier
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Didn't notice the ant when I took this pic earlier
10yo just called our whippet "the man of the house" 😭
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
10yo just called our whippet "the man of the house" 😭
Not beerposted for a while. This is a cracker
November 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Not beerposted for a while. This is a cracker
Is sir suitably comfortable?
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Is sir suitably comfortable?
Please consider donating to Nadaa.
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November 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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"Alexa, play relaxing music for dogs"
(Fucken fireworks)
(Fucken fireworks)
November 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
"Alexa, play relaxing music for dogs"
(Fucken fireworks)
(Fucken fireworks)
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Not posted recently so here's me in my natural habitat. Walking home drunk.
November 4, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Not posted recently so here's me in my natural habitat. Walking home drunk.
3-0 up at halftime lads
November 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
3-0 up at halftime lads
Tonight's repeating punchline was "which witch is which"
Really looking forward to having 100 kids knocking on the door tonight with the same joke to tell 👍
October 31, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Tonight's repeating punchline was "which witch is which"
Really looking forward to having 100 kids knocking on the door tonight with the same joke to tell 👍
October 31, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Really looking forward to having 100 kids knocking on the door tonight with the same joke to tell 👍
Eldest daughter's shirt number has become very amusing to all her teammates and opponents recently
October 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Eldest daughter's shirt number has become very amusing to all her teammates and opponents recently
Hello. I am walking home drunk again.
October 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Hello. I am walking home drunk again.
Watched the London sumo tournament cause of @shodaiswife.bsky.social
It's fucking brilliant! I should have listened to you sooner
It's fucking brilliant! I should have listened to you sooner
October 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Watched the London sumo tournament cause of @shodaiswife.bsky.social
It's fucking brilliant! I should have listened to you sooner
It's fucking brilliant! I should have listened to you sooner
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Had a wee bit of a scary experience last night. Eldest daughter was supposed to be at a sleepover but called to get picked up cause she was coming out in a rash. It covered her body and she started struggling with breathing. Clearly an allergic reaction. Trip to a&e until 2.30am but luckily...
October 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Had a wee bit of a scary experience last night. Eldest daughter was supposed to be at a sleepover but called to get picked up cause she was coming out in a rash. It covered her body and she started struggling with breathing. Clearly an allergic reaction. Trip to a&e until 2.30am but luckily...
Heard you called my dishwasher a cunt. I expect a full apology and retraction.
October 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Heard you called my dishwasher a cunt. I expect a full apology and retraction.
Cuck chair in the toilet?
October 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Cuck chair in the toilet?
Guys, I'm staying in a place with a sauna and steamroom in my suite. Amazing. It's my sis in laws 40th and I ain't paying
October 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Guys, I'm staying in a place with a sauna and steamroom in my suite. Amazing. It's my sis in laws 40th and I ain't paying
Well this has come back to bite me on the arse. Both daughters now obsessed with Hamilton and going to the Glasgow show of it in December. Hamilton songs playing fucking incessantly 🙄
"My name is Hamilton and I'm here to say..." level of lyrics
13yo decided she wanted to watch Hamilton. I've never seen it. She's watching it now. Wtf was all the fuss for, it's terrible shite
October 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Well this has come back to bite me on the arse. Both daughters now obsessed with Hamilton and going to the Glasgow show of it in December. Hamilton songs playing fucking incessantly 🙄
Sorry for twitter screenshot but imagine being so bad at posting you get owned hard by Ed Davey, liberal democrat
September 15, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Sorry for twitter screenshot but imagine being so bad at posting you get owned hard by Ed Davey, liberal democrat
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Coldplay more like warmwork
September 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Coldplay more like warmwork
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It is Friday my dudes
September 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It is Friday my dudes
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