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Real Life Comic for Monday, December 8, 2025

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Panel 1 Female Greg: Uhh, hey guys, I gotta go. A strange woman just broke into my house. Mae: Oh, we’re well acquainted, actually. Panel 2 Female Greg: Refresh my memory, because I’m a little freaked out right now. Mae: Well, let’s see - the last time I saw you, you and your friend went up to my friend’s space station and tried to kill him. Panel 3 Female Greg: What? But that was… Female Greg: …right, but he was… Female Greg: …wait, if YOU’RE… Panel 4 Female Greg: HA! YES! I KNEW the male versions of us were the outliers!! Mae: You took a few detours, but you got there in the end, that’s what matters.
December 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Hey hey hey! I've got the live feed scheduled, and here's the link! It'll be this evening (Sunday) at 8:30 PM Pacific time! I'll be drawing Monday's comic, as well as possibly doing some 3D stuff in Blender?

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December 7, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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Real Life Comic for Friday, December 5, 2025

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Panel 1 Mae: God, that is a big door. Panel 2 Mae: Dave! Are you here, dude? Panel 3 Mae: I kinda made Tony disappear, and… Off-screen: Okay, I’ve got aggro. DPS, do your thing. Panel 4 Mae: Ohhh, god dammit. Female Greg: AAAAH!
December 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Hidey-Ho folks! I wanted to give an early heads-up that I’ll be starting my live stream again this weekend for my patrons. I’ll post the details sometime tomorrow, but if you haven’t joined my Patreon, be sure to give it a look! It should be a fun hang!

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December 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Real Life Comic for Thursday, December 4, 2025

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Panel 1 Mae: Tony?! TONY! Are you in here? Panel 2 Mae: Okay, calm down, Mae. Think. What’s the first thing to do when something goes wrong with weird sci-fi tech? You… get Tony to fix it. Shit. Panel 3 Mae: So, plan B, you check with Dave and see if Tony has some kind of contingency plan in place. And hope like hell you didn’t just activate the “vaporize all other humans” device. Panel 4 Mae: Nah, I think I’m good. This looks totally different from his “vaporize all other humans” device. That one is red, if I remember correctly.
December 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Real Life Comic for Wednesday, December 3, 2025

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Panel 1 Tony: Okay, it’s in one of these boxes. Have fun. Mae: Disrespectfully, fuck you. Panel 2 Tony: I’m just kidding. I don’t remember which crate they’re in, but I know it’s one of these up front. I was using them in… something or another, I don’t remember. Mae: Your inventory system leaves a little to be desired. Panel 3 Tony: Have a look at whatever is in there, and check the battery compartment for the ones that say “Flancom”. Oh, and whatever you do, make sure not to- SFX: Click! SFX: FWASH Panel 4 Mae: Uhh… Mae: … daaang, who pressed that button? Sure wasn’t me!
December 4, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Hey Nerds! The lack of comic today wasn’t really planned, and since I have the current arc more or less scripted out to fall at certain times, that means you’ll get two comics for the price of one tomorrow! Aren’t you just the luckiest!
December 4, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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Real Life Comic for Tuesday, December 2, 2025

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December 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Real Life Comic for December 1, 2025

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Panel 1 Mae: Hey Tony, do you have any AA batteries? The TV remote keeps eating through them and I wanted to see if I could save a trip to the store. Tony: No, I only have AAA’s on hand, sorry. Panel 2 Mae: Dang it. Ah well - I’ll be back in a few. Tony: You know, I may have an alternative… though I’m not sure you’d be interested. Panel 3 Mae: What kind of alternative? Tony: I have some zero-point Casimir batteries down in storage that I made a while back. They’re the same form factor as a AA, but they draw on the vacuum energy of space, so they never run out. Panel 4 Mae: Is there a compelling reason I WOULDN’T be interested in a battery that LITERALLY LASTS FOREVER? Tony: Well YEAH. They’re not UL listed.
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Real Life Comic for November 19, 2025

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Panel 1 Harper: BRUUUH. Silent Hill is friggen’ amazing! The SH2 remake was awesome, but Silent Hill f is ENTIRELY my brand of horror. Mae: Right? I told you you’d enjoy Silent Hill. Harper: Are any of the other games good? Panel 2 Mae: Oh, sure - the original was my favorite, but the PS2 graphics haven’t aged well. 3 was good too, but I never played any others. I enjoyed the movie too, even though it had mixed reviews. Harper: Oh dang, there’s a movie?! We’ve gotta watch it! Mae: I’m not sure how appropriate it is… Panel 3 Harper: How come? Mae: Well, let’s just put it this way… at one point in the movie, pyramid head holds a woman up by her throat, rips her clothes off, tears the flesh off of her body in one move and hurls it at the door of a church. Panel 4 Harper: Ohhh, so it’s like a kids movie? Mae: CHRIST but your generation goes hard with horror.
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Real Life Comic for November 17, 2025

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Panel 1 Mae: UGGGGH. Liz: You gonna be okay, sweetheart? Panel 2 Mae: It’s either allergies or a cold, but I can’t tell which. My head feels like it’s stuffed full of wool. Liz: Is there anything I can do to help before I head to work? Mae: Not really, unless you want to put me out of my misery. Panel 3 Liz: Okay. Panel 4 Mae: I’m gonna need a little more clarity on that answer!!
November 17, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Real Life Comic for Wednesday, November 12, 2025

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Panel 1 Mae: God DAMN it! Dave: Sounds like someone is having a good time in here. What’s going on? Panel 2 Mae: This FUCKING 3D printer has started doing a thing where it just stops extruding after a seemingly random time period, and I cannot for the life of me figure out why. Dave: What troubleshooting have you done so far? Panel 3 Mae: I’ve replaced the nozzle, checked the extruder gear, checked the thermistor, made sure it’s not clogging, verified the connections for all of the motors, made sure that the stepper motors are working… Mae: Honestly, I’ve basically torn it apart and rebuilt it from the ground up. Panel 4 Dave: So… just throwing this out there, but even though it doesn’t print on paper, it IS still a printer, so… Mae: Oh god dammit, it’s MAD at me, isn’t it?
November 12, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Real Life Comic for Monday, November 10, 2025

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(Note: For the time being, I will be updating on a M-W-F schedule as a rule. This may change, but it's best for my sanity.)
Panel 1 Mae: OOF. I don’t think I’ve ever needed to lie down this badly. Getting older sucks. Panel 2 Parker: DADDY! Can I have some Lucky Charms? Mae: Oh, god… Parker, can’t you wait a while? I JUST laid down, buddy. Panel 3 Parker: Nooo! I’m hungry though! Can I have them now pleeeeease? Mae: Bud, I just laid down, and my back is killing me. They’re all the way on top of the cabinets. Panel 4 Parker: It’s OK, daddy! I’ll get them! Mae: No, Parks, it’s… *sigh* Mae: …just… stack a few chairs on top of each other and try not to die. Narration: Parent of the year!
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Real Life Comic for Thursday, November 6, 2025

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Panel 1 Mae: We’re kind of out of stuff to watch… should we try something new? Liz: Sure, why not? Panel 2 Liz: Oh! I heard about a show called “The Bear” - it’s supposed to be really good. It’s about a chef in Chicago. People say the food looks amazing. Mae: I’m willing to give it a try. I have yet to see a show about restaurants that actually feels like it was made by someone who actually worked in one. Panel 3 Liz: Well, from what I hear, it’s supposed to be REALLY accurate. Like, surprisingly so. Mae: Yeah, we’ll see. Nobody ever really gets it right. Panel 4 Mae: TOO REAL. TOO REAL. YES CHEF. CORNER.
November 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Real Life Comic for Wednesday, November 5, 2025

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Panel 1 Mae: Okayy, housekeeping time. Let’s see, what’s happened since the comic went on hiatus… Panel 2 Mae: Oh, right! Final Fantasy Tactics came out with a fully voiced remaster, so I played the hell out of that. Did a full 100% on it, of course. It took over my life. Mae: Uhhh… hrm. Oh, right - lost my job back in January. Still looking for work. Panel 3 Mae: Parker started Kindergarten! I’d have him come in here, but y’know… drawing him takes time and all that. Mae: Got a new car? I guess that’s… something? Panel 4 Mae: Honestly, not much of notice has really happened since April of 2024, you know? It’s been kind of quiet.
November 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Real Life Comic for Tuesday, November 4, 2025

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Panel 1 Harper: Hey, Daddy? I’m not feeling super great. I kinda feel like I’m... Panel 2 Text Box: What? HARPER is evolving! Panel 3 Text Box: HARPER has evolved into A SULLEN TEENAGER! Panel 4 Harper: Seriously? A Pokemon evolution gag? this is PEAK millennial cringe. Mae: oh god...
November 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Real Life Comic for Monday, November 3, 2025. No, seriously!
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Panel 1 Liz works on a drawing, contented. Panel 2 Liz continues to draw. Panel 3 Mae: -PATION! Liz: AAAH!! Panel 4 Liz: GOD Dammit, Mae - that joke doesn’t work unless you actually set it up with the “antici-” part beforehand!! Mae: My humor contains layers of nuance, Liz. LAYERS.
November 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Real Life Comic for Tuesday, April 9, 2024

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April 9, 2024 at 8:17 PM
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Real Life Comic for Thursday, March 25, 2024

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March 28, 2024 at 2:11 PM
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Real Life Comic for Monday, March 25, 2024

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March 25, 2024 at 2:40 PM
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Real Life Comic for Tuesday, March 19, 2024

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March 19, 2024 at 2:10 PM
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Real Life Comic for March 15, 2024

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March 15, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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Just wanted to apologize for the last two days - I have a comic written and ready, but have been suffering from a fairly severe toothache, so I’ve been kind of incapacitated in the evenings. I’ll most likely be good for tomorrow, though!
March 14, 2024 at 11:54 PM
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Real Life Comic for Tuesday, March 12, 2024

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March 12, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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Real Life Comic for Friday, March 8, 2024

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And hey - our first livestream for patrons is going to be tomorrow evening, so if you haven't checked out the patreon yet, head over to buff.ly/3IqA8ZM to join in!

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March 8, 2024 at 4:03 PM