Close friends kept comparing my game to Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion, so I said screw it, add an axe then.

Good.

PLEASE have a level that is just a layout of every object in the game on a grey bg, but you're only supposed to find a select few. It would be SO funny

Like, if there's some kind of progression in Matt's Hidden Cats, this level would be as far away from the main progression as possible, I imagine.

If nothing else, being a game dev means being inconvenient to yourself, regretting it later, learning from and fixing said mistake, and then doing the exact same thing next project.

You were my #1 last year, but unfortunately, you dropped to #2 this year because Spotify preferred to shuffle into Toby Fox more than you.
Nonetheless, love your work, you're awesome, keep it up ❤️

Is it 3008 or just an ikea

It feels like it's no longer realistic to aim for the skies. Best one could do is market well enough to get a small audience talking and just hope it's enough to cover the costs.

Why are you feeding your cat cat food you psycho

My goodness gracious

Link to the Tome:
fakekipper.itch.io/the-tome