Prestidigitation
@realisticduck.bsky.social
Amateur/hobbyist human being
I’ve now beaten more than half the Balatro decks on gold stake difficulty, it’s not a problem I swear
May 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I’ve now beaten more than half the Balatro decks on gold stake difficulty, it’s not a problem I swear
Oh to be a Home Depot bird flying and screaming above a sea of alien technology
May 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Oh to be a Home Depot bird flying and screaming above a sea of alien technology
Sinners was so good but if you saw it, liked it, and haven’t see the sequel to the Shinning watch Dr. Sleep right now
April 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Sinners was so good but if you saw it, liked it, and haven’t see the sequel to the Shinning watch Dr. Sleep right now
I just one-shot read the novella A Short Stay in Hell and I think it rearranged my brain chemistry
April 18, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I just one-shot read the novella A Short Stay in Hell and I think it rearranged my brain chemistry
I attempted to use a weighted blanket for the first time and I woke up feeling like I ran a marathon in my sleep, this thing is getting banished to using while doom scrolling on the couch only
April 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I attempted to use a weighted blanket for the first time and I woke up feeling like I ran a marathon in my sleep, this thing is getting banished to using while doom scrolling on the couch only
Why am I in my own bsky discover feed? I’m already trying as hard as I can to run away from my own thoughts
March 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Why am I in my own bsky discover feed? I’m already trying as hard as I can to run away from my own thoughts
First Thundercat played for Yo Gabba Gabba, now there’s an Orville Peck collab with the Wiggles. Next up Dorian Electra is gonna appear in a Ms. Rachel video.
March 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
First Thundercat played for Yo Gabba Gabba, now there’s an Orville Peck collab with the Wiggles. Next up Dorian Electra is gonna appear in a Ms. Rachel video.
Severance but it’s just me and the version of me between my alarm going off and getting out of bed, I hate that guy
March 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Severance but it’s just me and the version of me between my alarm going off and getting out of bed, I hate that guy
Sad that Pattinson didn’t follow in Austin Butlers after Elvis and get suck speaking in a Steve-O accent after Mickey 17
March 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Sad that Pattinson didn’t follow in Austin Butlers after Elvis and get suck speaking in a Steve-O accent after Mickey 17
A cool jacket counts as shapewear
February 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
A cool jacket counts as shapewear
At the point in being single where I’m about to start asking my cool friends to set me up on blind dates like it’s the 90s
February 20, 2025 at 4:58 PM
At the point in being single where I’m about to start asking my cool friends to set me up on blind dates like it’s the 90s
Considering putting everything in my life on hold and getting heavily invested in Hello Kitty Island Adventure next week
February 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Considering putting everything in my life on hold and getting heavily invested in Hello Kitty Island Adventure next week
I’m pretty sure I could do the whole Sisyphean boulder rolling hell thing if they added roguelite mechanics
January 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I’m pretty sure I could do the whole Sisyphean boulder rolling hell thing if they added roguelite mechanics
I’m convinced that fruit cream cake is actually everyone’s favorite form of cake and if it’s not you just haven’t come to terms with the truth
December 24, 2024 at 8:41 PM
I’m convinced that fruit cream cake is actually everyone’s favorite form of cake and if it’s not you just haven’t come to terms with the truth
Would you still love me if I was a podcast ad for online gambling?
December 17, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Would you still love me if I was a podcast ad for online gambling?
I’m not going to post my Spotify wrapped, it just told me I was depressed last year
December 5, 2024 at 1:56 PM
I’m not going to post my Spotify wrapped, it just told me I was depressed last year
This is the “you don’t have to go to work today, right?” face
November 21, 2024 at 3:16 PM
This is the “you don’t have to go to work today, right?” face
Finally getting to play D&D again after a long time has me clawing at the walls of my enclosure to get back to writing one shots and Monster of the Week stuff
November 19, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Finally getting to play D&D again after a long time has me clawing at the walls of my enclosure to get back to writing one shots and Monster of the Week stuff
First post on a new social media platform is required to be mediocre but trust me, it’s all downhill from here
November 28, 2023 at 5:03 PM
First post on a new social media platform is required to be mediocre but trust me, it’s all downhill from here