Bumble Snow Bear of the North
@realinsatiabear.bsky.social
Erotica writer, poet, voiceover artist, insatiable flirt. Level 52, he/him. Read more of my stories and musings on my site. Very NSFW so 18+ only.
http://insatiabear.blogspot.com
http://insatiabear.blogspot.com
I was not expecting to be traumatized during my run for bagels this morning and yet here we are
August 31, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I was not expecting to be traumatized during my run for bagels this morning and yet here we are
You definitely should. This is Kitana.
August 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
You definitely should. This is Kitana.
Some of my favorite PC games of all time. First two rows in approx order by most hours played over the years, next two rows fairly recent games (in no particular order), last two rows my all time favorite classic games from yesteryear (in no particular order).
Graphic via topsters.org.
Graphic via topsters.org.
August 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Some of my favorite PC games of all time. First two rows in approx order by most hours played over the years, next two rows fairly recent games (in no particular order), last two rows my all time favorite classic games from yesteryear (in no particular order).
Graphic via topsters.org.
Graphic via topsters.org.
Iron Sheik forever!
July 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Iron Sheik forever!
I drive a classic Jaguar which is my pride and joy.
June 18, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I drive a classic Jaguar which is my pride and joy.
This seems appropriate this morning. I didn't know the fellow at all, but he was known to be very fond of badgers. Accordingly, here's a repost of one of the all-time great Twitter posts, in honor of @badjhur.bsky.social .
June 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
This seems appropriate this morning. I didn't know the fellow at all, but he was known to be very fond of badgers. Accordingly, here's a repost of one of the all-time great Twitter posts, in honor of @badjhur.bsky.social .
Morning sign from one of my work login authenticators.
Nice.
Nice.
June 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Morning sign from one of my work login authenticators.
Nice.
Nice.
Scammers are at least being more interesting about their opening lines. Got this today from an unrecognized number.
I won't be responding, of course, but just for a moment it made me think of someone, an old flame and unrequited love.
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I won't be responding, of course, but just for a moment it made me think of someone, an old flame and unrequited love.
/1
June 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Scammers are at least being more interesting about their opening lines. Got this today from an unrecognized number.
I won't be responding, of course, but just for a moment it made me think of someone, an old flame and unrequited love.
/1
I won't be responding, of course, but just for a moment it made me think of someone, an old flame and unrequited love.
/1
Planting some of these deep in her garden today, UH-HUH. 😈🔥
June 10, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Planting some of these deep in her garden today, UH-HUH. 😈🔥
Koda says hello and sends his love and support. ❤️❤️❤️ (me too, of course 😂)
June 5, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Koda says hello and sends his love and support. ❤️❤️❤️ (me too, of course 😂)
How I'd like to be with every single one of you incomparably gorgeous sexy people.
April 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
How I'd like to be with every single one of you incomparably gorgeous sexy people.
Without saying your age, who was your first animated crush?
April 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Without saying your age, who was your first animated crush?
I'm not religious, but I believe in the holy trinity.
April 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I'm not religious, but I believe in the holy trinity.
Our happy boy says hello. ❤️
February 5, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Our happy boy says hello. ❤️
If their eyes aren't rolling back like this, you aren't trying hard enough. 😈
January 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
If their eyes aren't rolling back like this, you aren't trying hard enough. 😈
Flash Fiction Friday: "Auto-Eroticism"
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The rain was slashing sheets across the windows of my Chevy. The engine ticked, cooling. Jazz played softly on the radio, the players noodling around, no particular destination in mind. The scent of the leather seats was strong.
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The rain was slashing sheets across the windows of my Chevy. The engine ticked, cooling. Jazz played softly on the radio, the players noodling around, no particular destination in mind. The scent of the leather seats was strong.
/1
January 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Flash Fiction Friday: "Auto-Eroticism"
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The rain was slashing sheets across the windows of my Chevy. The engine ticked, cooling. Jazz played softly on the radio, the players noodling around, no particular destination in mind. The scent of the leather seats was strong.
/1
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The rain was slashing sheets across the windows of my Chevy. The engine ticked, cooling. Jazz played softly on the radio, the players noodling around, no particular destination in mind. The scent of the leather seats was strong.
/1
A consideration worth remembering.
January 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
A consideration worth remembering.
Powered by *what*, now?
January 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Powered by *what*, now?
Flash Fiction Friday: "Splish Splash"
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Submerged with only my nose above the water, I luxuriated in heat and silence, a vessel adrift. A small part of me wondered when my beloved might get home.
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Submerged with only my nose above the water, I luxuriated in heat and silence, a vessel adrift. A small part of me wondered when my beloved might get home.
/1
January 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Flash Fiction Friday: "Splish Splash"
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Submerged with only my nose above the water, I luxuriated in heat and silence, a vessel adrift. A small part of me wondered when my beloved might get home.
/1
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Submerged with only my nose above the water, I luxuriated in heat and silence, a vessel adrift. A small part of me wondered when my beloved might get home.
/1
Flash Fiction Friday: "Down and Dirty"
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"Get out here," he panted. "I have to have you."
She slid out from underneath the Challenger and stood, stretching. "You sure? It was awfully dirty under there."
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"Get out here," he panted. "I have to have you."
She slid out from underneath the Challenger and stood, stretching. "You sure? It was awfully dirty under there."
/1
January 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Flash Fiction Friday: "Down and Dirty"
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"Get out here," he panted. "I have to have you."
She slid out from underneath the Challenger and stood, stretching. "You sure? It was awfully dirty under there."
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"Get out here," he panted. "I have to have you."
She slid out from underneath the Challenger and stood, stretching. "You sure? It was awfully dirty under there."
/1
Flash Fiction Friday: "Spell of the White Witch"
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"Turkish Delight is for little boys," the Witch purred. "Wouldn't you rather have...a man's reward?"
Edmund's heart beat faster as the Witch unfastened her robe and let it fall to the snow. Stretching, she lay full length.
/1
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"Turkish Delight is for little boys," the Witch purred. "Wouldn't you rather have...a man's reward?"
Edmund's heart beat faster as the Witch unfastened her robe and let it fall to the snow. Stretching, she lay full length.
/1
December 13, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Flash Fiction Friday: "Spell of the White Witch"
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"Turkish Delight is for little boys," the Witch purred. "Wouldn't you rather have...a man's reward?"
Edmund's heart beat faster as the Witch unfastened her robe and let it fall to the snow. Stretching, she lay full length.
/1
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"Turkish Delight is for little boys," the Witch purred. "Wouldn't you rather have...a man's reward?"
Edmund's heart beat faster as the Witch unfastened her robe and let it fall to the snow. Stretching, she lay full length.
/1
AND HERE
December 3, 2024 at 3:40 PM
AND HERE
AND HERE
December 3, 2024 at 3:39 PM
AND HERE
Flash Fiction Friday: "Rumblin' Train"
“There,” he said, letting go of the rail. His hand tingled, aftershocks of vibration still kicking themselves through nerve endings. “That's how you can tell a train's coming.”
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“There,” he said, letting go of the rail. His hand tingled, aftershocks of vibration still kicking themselves through nerve endings. “That's how you can tell a train's coming.”
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November 22, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Flash Fiction Friday: "Rumblin' Train"
“There,” he said, letting go of the rail. His hand tingled, aftershocks of vibration still kicking themselves through nerve endings. “That's how you can tell a train's coming.”
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“There,” he said, letting go of the rail. His hand tingled, aftershocks of vibration still kicking themselves through nerve endings. “That's how you can tell a train's coming.”
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