New Garbage Witch
No pain, no gain

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Went to Point Pleasant WV to offer prayers to Moth Daddy and his ample 🍑

#mothman

Fabulous Los Angeles celebrity Hieronymus Bark lounges on his Garbage Witch blanket, and you should, too.

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Arlington VA
I’m bring back my spoken word set- with some new material- at Dark Constellation in April

5calls.org will give you the appropriate numbers to call and voice your concerns/ requests for your state Rep and Senators on numerous issues.
The site even gives you a script to follow.

Does it help? Who knows.
But it can’t hurt for your state gov officials to know where their voters stand.

Made me laugh - an idea that @fredrixfaith.bsky.social had - and of course I had to make a quick and dirty graphic for it … the sequel 🩸🩸

Reposting because I have mycophobia and I’m trying to work through it 😭

The marvelous Hieronymus Bark enjoying his Garbage Witch fleece blanket that once belonged to his parents for all of 3 minutes.

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Thirsty? Feeling pirate-y? Sleepy?

We’ve got you covered (there are blankets, too).

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We here in the haunted dumpster love movies and TV shows. Gimme some of your favorite iconic films or series and we’ll see if we can lovingly pay homage.

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Sure, it’s “cool” to be aloof & mysterious, but a true Garbage Witch also possesses a spectrum of humor within, ranging from cerebral & abstract observations to super dumb puns & dad jokes. Place these band parody designs on that spectrum where you will.

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Some of my favorite Garbage Witches ✨

Brittany Black being cool af in the metal logo; Eric McWhorter ready to take on numerous magickal realms with Baaaaaphomet; Eugene Huffman making everyone thirsty in the witchhouse racerback. xx

My professional 75yo mother likes to wear this one out to Costco as though she’s just *daring* someone to say something.
This was her pick, so I explained who Baphomet is but I could see her eyes glaze over as I spoke & know that her take away was that it’s a cute opossum w wings.

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“Do or do not-angle.
There is no tri-angle.”

Except there actually are triangles and they’re all on this witch house-inspired shirt.

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Here’s the metal logo design it all started with. Convince your friends it’s a real band wherein everyone dresses like satanic opossums. Better yet, it’s one main person, with a band of tiny people in their torso or riding on their back.
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Welcome/ Bienvenida/ Bienvenue/ Willkommen/ Croeso/ Benvenuto/ Ласкаво просимо/ Nnoọ/
いらっしゃいませ
I’m gonna run out of space, so please be welcomed from anywhere in the world.

Tho GarbageWitch is not a religion but a philosophy, I still call myself your Supreme, bc I love Jessica Lange & AHS.