Scott Shields Illustrations, Ltd.
@realcooldad1959.bsky.social
This is the Bluesky profile of acclaimed illustrator Scott Shields. Highly praised by his peers for being one of, if not THE, the greatest, each brush stroke flabbergasts and amazes!
"Groundbreaking!" - Everybody
https://www.scott-shields.com/
"Groundbreaking!" - Everybody
https://www.scott-shields.com/
Your second answer is interesting, seeing as how you just said Israel's land theft is the most successful socialist experiment thus far
December 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Your second answer is interesting, seeing as how you just said Israel's land theft is the most successful socialist experiment thus far
A truly inspiring slogan that could easily be misinterpreted as an attempt to describe a sports stadium to somebody who had never seen one!
December 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
A truly inspiring slogan that could easily be misinterpreted as an attempt to describe a sports stadium to somebody who had never seen one!
Pajama suits are rarely the answer, but in this case...
November 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Pajama suits are rarely the answer, but in this case...
Lmao they tied tabs and spellchecker to this shit looool
a group of muppets are sitting at a table
ALT: a group of muppets are sitting at a table
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Lmao they tied tabs and spellchecker to this shit looool
I called my agent.
"We have a big problem," I said. "Olivia is not your girlfriend, not the girl next door."
"We have a big problem," I said. "Olivia is not your girlfriend, not the girl next door."
November 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I called my agent.
"We have a big problem," I said. "Olivia is not your girlfriend, not the girl next door."
"We have a big problem," I said. "Olivia is not your girlfriend, not the girl next door."
Actually, that penny was 19...
November 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Actually, that penny was 19...
Don't Douthat
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Don't Douthat
Patiently waiting to see how filling a brand new car's SSD with slop and bloatware might affect the car's performance. We'll find out soon enough, I'm sure!
November 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Patiently waiting to see how filling a brand new car's SSD with slop and bloatware might affect the car's performance. We'll find out soon enough, I'm sure!
An ultra popular musical glorifying the slave owner who created Wall Street sounds right up his alley!
November 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
An ultra popular musical glorifying the slave owner who created Wall Street sounds right up his alley!
Political philosophers have been writing about the mercantile classes' predatory nature since the 1700s
October 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Political philosophers have been writing about the mercantile classes' predatory nature since the 1700s
Gotta also appreciate people trying to spin it as a tragic war hero thing
October 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Gotta also appreciate people trying to spin it as a tragic war hero thing
I assume "Trunk or Treat" isn't supposed to sound as threatening as it does????
October 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I assume "Trunk or Treat" isn't supposed to sound as threatening as it does????
Saw a pic on instagram of a sign from one of the no kings protest that said something along the lines of "🇺🇦 democracy always beats *USSR flag* dictatorship."
Gave me a bit of a laugh!
Gave me a bit of a laugh!
October 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Saw a pic on instagram of a sign from one of the no kings protest that said something along the lines of "🇺🇦 democracy always beats *USSR flag* dictatorship."
Gave me a bit of a laugh!
Gave me a bit of a laugh!
Have you seen this chart tho??
SCOTT ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ 17 BILLION
SCOTT ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ 17 BILLION
October 14, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Have you seen this chart tho??
SCOTT ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ 17 BILLION
SCOTT ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ 17 BILLION
People randomly saying stuff or never experiencing the joy of receiving a letter!
September 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
People randomly saying stuff or never experiencing the joy of receiving a letter!
A̶n̶ e̶v̶e̶r̶ g̶r̶o̶w̶i̶n̶g̶ a̶v̶e̶r̶s̶i̶o̶n̶ t̶o̶ s̶o̶c̶i̶a̶l̶ i̶n̶t̶e̶r̶a̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ a̶n̶d̶ r̶e̶l̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶s̶, f̶o̶r̶c̶e̶d̶ g̶r̶a̶d̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ u̶p̶o̶n̶ t̶h̶e̶ g̶e̶n̶e̶r̶a̶l̶ p̶u̶b̶l̶i̶c̶ b̶y̶ a̶ s̶m̶a̶l̶l̶ g̶r̶o̶u̶p̶ t̶o̶ t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ b̶e̶n̶e̶f̶i̶t̶ Flintstones Chewables.
September 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
A̶n̶ e̶v̶e̶r̶ g̶r̶o̶w̶i̶n̶g̶ a̶v̶e̶r̶s̶i̶o̶n̶ t̶o̶ s̶o̶c̶i̶a̶l̶ i̶n̶t̶e̶r̶a̶c̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ a̶n̶d̶ r̶e̶l̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶s̶, f̶o̶r̶c̶e̶d̶ g̶r̶a̶d̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶ u̶p̶o̶n̶ t̶h̶e̶ g̶e̶n̶e̶r̶a̶l̶ p̶u̶b̶l̶i̶c̶ b̶y̶ a̶ s̶m̶a̶l̶l̶ g̶r̶o̶u̶p̶ t̶o̶ t̶h̶e̶i̶r̶ b̶e̶n̶e̶f̶i̶t̶ Flintstones Chewables.
You can't expect much from a town named after a 14 year old boy
September 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
You can't expect much from a town named after a 14 year old boy
Jon Heder should appear as a Napoleon Dynamite-esque character, similar to Bruce Willis' brief scene in the first movie!
September 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Jon Heder should appear as a Napoleon Dynamite-esque character, similar to Bruce Willis' brief scene in the first movie!
