Captain Haddock
@realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social
The tweeter formerly known as @jxb101 at the previous place
Brexit is shite
🇨🇦🇬🇧🇿🇦🇨🇿☸️🔸
Brexit is shite
🇨🇦🇬🇧🇿🇦🇨🇿☸️🔸
Curiouser and curiouser
October 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Curiouser and curiouser
Nena in London
Who’d have thunk it
She’s f’ing good for 65 - though high as a 🪁
Who’d have thunk it
She’s f’ing good for 65 - though high as a 🪁
October 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Nena in London
Who’d have thunk it
She’s f’ing good for 65 - though high as a 🪁
Who’d have thunk it
She’s f’ing good for 65 - though high as a 🪁
All very Thunderbirds
October 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
All very Thunderbirds
Swindon? West Bromwich? Redcar?
Nope.
St Helena.
Makes you proud to see the unimaginative British semi in such exotic climes.
Nope.
St Helena.
Makes you proud to see the unimaginative British semi in such exotic climes.
October 8, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Swindon? West Bromwich? Redcar?
Nope.
St Helena.
Makes you proud to see the unimaginative British semi in such exotic climes.
Nope.
St Helena.
Makes you proud to see the unimaginative British semi in such exotic climes.
Here’s how full the Tory conference room was for shadow Chancellor’s speech
Like a parish council meeting
Like a parish council meeting
October 6, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Here’s how full the Tory conference room was for shadow Chancellor’s speech
Like a parish council meeting
Like a parish council meeting
Is this really the heart of the problem in the US right now @financialtimes.com?
October 6, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Is this really the heart of the problem in the US right now @financialtimes.com?
It’s quite entertaining how a solar plus battery set up allows you with algo software to become a micro electricity trader
October 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
It’s quite entertaining how a solar plus battery set up allows you with algo software to become a micro electricity trader
The BBC thinks South Africa and Argentina played rugby in Durham last weekend
October 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The BBC thinks South Africa and Argentina played rugby in Durham last weekend
Too many people have watched the Great Escape too many times
September 28, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Too many people have watched the Great Escape too many times
Quite. And the same is used to reconfirm your ID when you lose your HMRC login details.
September 28, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Quite. And the same is used to reconfirm your ID when you lose your HMRC login details.
Can’t believe you didn’t mention the solar panel / battery apps
September 28, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Can’t believe you didn’t mention the solar panel / battery apps
We had ID cards in the past
Amazing how few of the right wing Luftwaffle (h/t @ottoenglish.bsky.social) crowd realise this
bylinetimes.com/2021/10/11/l...
Amazing how few of the right wing Luftwaffle (h/t @ottoenglish.bsky.social) crowd realise this
bylinetimes.com/2021/10/11/l...
September 26, 2025 at 11:38 AM
We had ID cards in the past
Amazing how few of the right wing Luftwaffle (h/t @ottoenglish.bsky.social) crowd realise this
bylinetimes.com/2021/10/11/l...
Amazing how few of the right wing Luftwaffle (h/t @ottoenglish.bsky.social) crowd realise this
bylinetimes.com/2021/10/11/l...
It’s an obsession with WW2 and believing the Germans had “papers” and we didn’t
Which is ofc BS cos we had ID cards in WW2, it’s just they didn’t form part of the plot of any WW2 movie
Whereas German ID cards…
Which is ofc BS cos we had ID cards in WW2, it’s just they didn’t form part of the plot of any WW2 movie
Whereas German ID cards…
September 26, 2025 at 11:34 AM
It’s an obsession with WW2 and believing the Germans had “papers” and we didn’t
Which is ofc BS cos we had ID cards in WW2, it’s just they didn’t form part of the plot of any WW2 movie
Whereas German ID cards…
Which is ofc BS cos we had ID cards in WW2, it’s just they didn’t form part of the plot of any WW2 movie
Whereas German ID cards…
Right wing rejection of ID cards is at root a psychological reaction to watching the Great Escape too many times at impressionable ages
It’s all about Dickie Attenborough getting rumbled at the end
It’s all about Dickie Attenborough getting rumbled at the end
September 26, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Right wing rejection of ID cards is at root a psychological reaction to watching the Great Escape too many times at impressionable ages
It’s all about Dickie Attenborough getting rumbled at the end
It’s all about Dickie Attenborough getting rumbled at the end
It’s all about the psychological consequences of that scene from the Great Escape on folks who were young in the 60s
Who didn’t realise we had ID cards too in WW2
Who didn’t realise we had ID cards too in WW2
September 26, 2025 at 11:25 AM
It’s all about the psychological consequences of that scene from the Great Escape on folks who were young in the 60s
Who didn’t realise we had ID cards too in WW2
Who didn’t realise we had ID cards too in WW2
Back from Japan
Okinawa was quite the revelation - 50% sub tropical paradise, 50% US military base
Okinawa was quite the revelation - 50% sub tropical paradise, 50% US military base
August 30, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Back from Japan
Okinawa was quite the revelation - 50% sub tropical paradise, 50% US military base
Okinawa was quite the revelation - 50% sub tropical paradise, 50% US military base
She made it clear with the hat
August 30, 2025 at 11:07 AM
She made it clear with the hat
Could the answer be a right wing government and news media hostile to British Rail’s existence and anything that it did?
August 28, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Could the answer be a right wing government and news media hostile to British Rail’s existence and anything that it did?
And returning
August 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
And returning
This is largely correct from @duncanrobinson.bsky.social
Though every major party that wants lower legal migration also needs to explain the economic and social choice that that represents as there is current widespread “free lunchism” about it.
Though every major party that wants lower legal migration also needs to explain the economic and social choice that that represents as there is current widespread “free lunchism” about it.
August 27, 2025 at 12:16 AM
This is largely correct from @duncanrobinson.bsky.social
Though every major party that wants lower legal migration also needs to explain the economic and social choice that that represents as there is current widespread “free lunchism” about it.
Though every major party that wants lower legal migration also needs to explain the economic and social choice that that represents as there is current widespread “free lunchism” about it.
You can always rely on the Telegraph for a relatable money advice article
August 26, 2025 at 7:56 AM
You can always rely on the Telegraph for a relatable money advice article