Oh, sweet Mabel. I remember when you got her. I'm so sorry.

She wanted to run for senate. Trump wouldn’t let her. She knows she has no path to higher office through MAGA. She’s been getting popular with the left cause you’re all a bunch of fucking suckers. And she taking advantage of the moment to make a noisy step and gain more attention.

Stitching girl power on the Klan costume just doesn't move me. My feminism says that if they want the power and the agency to get equal rights and pay for themselves? They deserve equal consequences for the terrible things they do or enable.

Oh God, I had an infestation years ago and I still live in fear of them returning. I'm sorry and good luck.

And you know, I have seen plenty of people gaming out how this could be a subtle savvy play, and NO ONE WILL BE MORE HAPPY THAN ME IF THEY MAKE ME EAT THESE WORDS:

But they have earned zero trust and I'm pretty sure they're about to fuck us.