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hegelian vs predator
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on the one hand, a much simpler and ethically defensible solution would be to make organ donation opt out instead of opt in. on the other hand, the new york times is sexually aroused by finding new ways to suggest the most ghastly solutions possible
screenshot of a new york times op-ed from july 30th 2025, titled "Donor Organs Are Too Rare. We Need a New Definition of Death."
August 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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if you're planning on burning a flag tomorrow, start with the embroidered stars. they're made of a different and more flammable material.

also pls enjoy this pic of me circa 2022
photo of me, wearing a sequin cowboy hat modeled after the US flag and a cropped button down that is also modeled after the flag. i am crouched over a fire pit with a US flag in my hands. it's on fire. also i superimposed "land back" on the image.
July 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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anybody wanna talk about extremely cool hard sci-fi vampires
a stack of book spines (from bottom to top): blindsight, the colonel, and echopraxia. authored by peter watts.
June 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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trying to wrap my mind around the demonic level of alpha male brain rot needed for this man to post "any other stupid questions?" when nobody even asked
screenshot of photo posted by x formerly twitter blue check user Chet, aka @NoCapCapitalLLC. the photo is taken from chet's point of view: looking over his lap and legs into his apartment. he is in repose among standard issue millennial grey living room sofas, themselves backlit by floor to ceiling windows. for some reason he has a large panda plush on the floor in the corner where the sofas meet, though he has not proffered any explanation for this decorative choice. chet's hand emerges from the bottom left of the photo with all the grace and motile authority of a zombie leaving a crypt. his thin, unpleasantly pink fingers clutch a standard drinking glass filled halfway with a clear liquid. lurking in the midground, his black socks and loafers (themselves a sickly, just barely too yellow color to be called beige) clash with each other and with the rest of his outfit, which is comprised of a white button down and grey dress pants. there is no visible art in this photo, nor any other colors. finally, this entirely uninspiring image is graced by his caption, which reads: Yes that's straight vodka. Yes I'm a young male in finance. Yes that's Williamsburg penthouse. Any other stupid questions?
May 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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The group, which seeks unspecified damages, argues that the public backlash prevented the company from pursuing "the aggressive, anti-consumer tactics that it would need to achieve" its earnings goals.

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screenshot of NBC News headline and lede, with a photo of Brian Thompson UnitedHealthcare sued by shareholders over reaction to CEO's killing The group of investors alleged the company misled them by not adjusting its forecast after Brian Thompson was killed. On Dec. 3 - the day before Thompson was shot and killed - the company issued guidance that included net earnings of $28.15 to $28.65 per share and adjusted net earnings of $29.50 to $30.00 per share, the suit notes. And on Jan. 16, it announced that it was sticking with its old forecast. The investors described that as "materially false and misleading," pointing to the immense public scrutiny the company and the broader health insurance industry experienced in the wake of Thompson's killing. The group, which seeks unspecified damages, argues that the public backlash prevented the company from pursuing "the aggressive, anti- consumer tactics that it would need to achieve" its earnings goals. "As such, the Company was deliberately reckless in doubling down on its previously issued guidance," the suit reads.
May 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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every single time i see "MAHA"
promotional photo by nickelodeon for nickrewind featuring the Amanda show and that one character she played who always shouted "MAHA" at people
April 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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important: my child put on youtube videos for cats and the cat is RAPT
photo of my child holding up our grey tuxedo cat so he can reach the TV screen, which is displaying a trail cam of birds and chipmunks eating from a pile of peanuts and seeds. the cat is ready and waiting for wildlife to appear. photo of my child holding up our grey tuxedo cat so he can reach the TV screen, which is displaying a trail cam of birds and chipmunks eating from a pile of peanuts and seeds. the cat is pawing at a bird.
April 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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for the record i actually have like 1100 followers but i will absolutely smoke with evil jerry garcia, who is the actual 420th person i am following
screenshot of the notification that evil jerry garcia followed me
April 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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it's inherently cringe to be proud of an internet dunk and i should be shamed for admitting this but i did literally chase a transphobe across the language barrier to tell him off for harassing a trans kid today
hegelian vs predator @reachrachelkahn 4h funny how you're the only person here openly saying they feel entitled to be heard and taken on their own terms by total strangers. every accusation really is a confession with you types, huh A.B. @brande71113 3h Oh I don't think you have to adress me by my terms. It's also kind of hard to get the correct type of formalility done in english. But I also won't be doing that for others either. hegelian vs predator @reachrachelkahn 51m i speak hochdeutsch. the disrespect comes from your sentiments and your weird compulsion to vomit them all over some random person's post, not from the way you're conjugating your verbs, you asshole A.B. @brande71113 Dann Siezen Sie mich doch bitte. hegelian vs predator @reachrachelkahn warum sollte ich auf angehöhe mit dir sprechen? doch sagtest du "You are not targeted when other people disagree with your way of seeing yourself"
April 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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there are two important things i think @raxkingisdead.bsky.social deserves to know

1. "a young jodie foster" has become a constant refrain in my house
2. my wife always says it in the voice of dino from cupcake and dino. i don't know why. but that part's important
a series of texts from my wife, reading: LMao happy Sunday I'm going to feed cats y'all want anything while I'm out Something sandwiched between two little handheld pancakes perhaps? Something that could nourish a young Jody Foster? to which i responded with the pleading emoji
March 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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im also gonna start tracking every time he uses "turgid" like...... this
excerpt from deadhouse gates: Servant's head was almost invisible inside a cloud of steam, drenched in condensation and dripping into the cauldron as he worked a wooden ladle in slow, turgid circles.
March 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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there are so many things to love about the malazan books but erikson is as bad a writer as he is a good storyteller and he is SO GUILTY of the breasting boobily style of male fantasy authors writing female characters
excerpt from house of chains: As was her style, Tavore's clothes were well made, but plain and virtually colourless. A match to her eyes, to the streaks of grey in her reddish, short- cropped hair, to her unyielding, unprepossessing features. She was tall, somewhat broad in the hips, her breasts slightly oversized for her frame. The otataral sword of her office was scabbarded at her belt-the only indication of her imperial title. A half- dozen scrolls were tucked under one arm.
March 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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new MLB hats just dropped and frankly i want my DEI back
a lineup of every MLB hat design. this year, for reasons known only to the great satan lucifer, they have simply put the single letter logos squarely in the middle of the team names. every single one looks like shit, but some of them also look like they spell something else. for example, astros kinda looks like assholes. texas now just says tetas. it's bad.
March 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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they are an item in dark souls 2
the tights of judgment from dark souls 2. they are shades of charcoal grey and black with, i guess, metal bands around the waist and thighs.
March 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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my stone top ass cat loves to lay on my legs and/or lap but if i try to pet him he WILL bite my hands
my cat, in my lap, looking impossibly cute. i am keeping my hands to myself. he's just laying there like that but i can't touch him or he will bite.
March 6, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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bro just realized you can't make an interesting personality out of bigotry, entitlement, and spite
tweet by Paul Graham @paulg that reads: Twitter seems a bit impoverished now that so many leftish users have fled. They may have been wronger on average about politics, but they were more interesting on average about other topics.
February 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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do you think she'll get it
tweet from ashley st clair that reads If women get to have the 'right' to abortion, men should have the option to not pay child support.
February 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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by popular demand
a dnd alignment chart for vagina euphemisms. LAWFUL GOOD: yoni NEUTRAL GOOD: vulva CHAOTIC GOOD: pussy LAWFUL NEUTRAL: bits TRUE NEUTRAL: vagina CHAOTIC NEUTRAL: beaver LAWFUL EVIL: slit NEUTRAL EVIL: cunt CHAOTIC EVIL: clunge
February 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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ive been workshopping something
a dnd alignment chart: LAWFUL GOOD: phallus NEUTRAL GOOD: organ CHAOTIC GOOD: dick LAWFUL NEUTRAL: privates TRUE NEUTRAL: penis CHAOTIC NEUTRAL: cock LAWFUL EVIL: manhood NEUTRAL EVIL: meat CHAOTIC EVIL: hog
February 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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just caught my boyfriend putting on a george w bush impression to monologue about hermetics to his cat
my boyfriend, standing barefoot on his granite counters in his lil dino jammies, facing the corner above his kitchen cabinets. the cat is also there and he has one arm up to pet, but his back is blocking the view
February 16, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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i feel like there should be a separate label for adult content but it's really funny. anyway, i had fun writing this alt text
alt text for alt text, this is meta. screenshot of text messages with my boyfriend. at exactly 830 am, i sent an image labeled, "Position 453. Tangle" with an accompanying illustration showing a man and a woman engaged in, ehehe, let's justr say. acrobatic looking coitus. the man is posted up in a crab walking position with the woman prone and clinging to him like a barnacle. her head is between his ankles and her legs are locked around his torso under his armpits. alongside the image, i sent the message, "good morning, would you like to break your dick?" and his reply, thirty minutes later, at exactly 900am: "no.
February 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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so romantic~~~
screenshot of text messages with my boyfriend. at exactly 830 am, i sent an image labeled, "Position 453. Tangle" with an accompanying illustration showing a man and a woman engaged in, ehehe, let's justr say. acrobatic looking coitus. the man is posted up in a crab walking position with the woman prone and clinging to him like a barnacle. her head is between his ankles and her legs are locked around his torso under his armpits. alongside the image, i sent the message, "good morning, would you like to break your dick?" and his reply, thirty minutes later, at exactly 900am: "no."
February 11, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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which amendment says the cops are allowed to invent a reason to arrest you if they don't like what you just said

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screenshot of an apnews Instagram post that reads: A performer in Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl halftime show was detained on the field and could face charges after unfurling a combination Sudan- Palestine flag with "Sudan" and "Gaza" written on it. The NFL confirmed the person was part of the 400- member field cast. The New Orleans Police Department said in a statement that "law enforcement is working to determine applicable charges in this incident." The performer stood on a car used as a prop for Lamar's performance and held up the flag.
February 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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haters were the biggest winners of this year's Superbowl
photo of kendrick lamar grinning during his superbowl performance with the jojo's bizarre adventure "menacing" kanji superimposed
February 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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haha if someone hrng if someone did that unmmhhrhh to me i would hate it if somebody h-haha yeah i would uh
bro this emoji 🫢 it gets like a whole ass new dark meaning when u consider that the hand might not be his but someone who is behind him covering his mouth and jerkign him off
February 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM