It's 21:24 and I'm ready for sake and bed.

Don't think that's the case in India. Last time I was there BM wasn't available and the alt was the Maharaja Burger, which is chicken.

I posted completely naked.

(You mean pants as in underwear, right?)

I could take the next 19 years off! 🤔

Did an inventory the other day and found over a thousand unpublished bits, going back to 2003(!)

What the hell am I supposed to do with this stuff? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Left. Nothing says sadist more than making the toilet sub look longingly at the stream they've been denied 😈

Anyway, this weekend I'm doing a breath play scene with Tinky.

She'll probably hold my neck while she slaps me because she likes doing that sort of thing and I like her doing it.

Not that we're in the UK, so we have that going for us.