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Fish, 32, she/her

I will get your ass to read claymore if it’s the last thing I fucking do

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For some reason Nicocado Avocado was on my fb feed in a Walmart scooter for his former content and yeah. Yeah FB, it’s cause I hate scooters. That’s why.
November 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I THOUGHT PEOPLE WERE FUCKING JOKING WHEN THEY WERE QUOTING THIS

TAYLOR YOU ARE IN YOUR FUCKING THIRTIES
October 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
people will say “don’t bring politics into manga/anime” when Naruto is in their top 3
September 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
liberal swifties when they see taylor hanging out with MAGA simps
September 2, 2025 at 10:31 PM
> be me
> having an orange soda
> have a relatively good day, so it’s a nice treat
> go to finish it before bed
> put can to lips
> feel something fuzzy
> spit out soda with the force of a thousand suns
> fly on the soda can
> my fucking face when I have to clean this up at 10 in the evening
August 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
a coworker I really respect was about to deal with a difficult client by drafting something in ChatGPT

my fucking face when
August 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Someone should tell me there are songs other than Blood for the Blood God by Gunship before I turn into him
August 20, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I am not joking holy fuck
July 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I need five other sex having people to get matching tattoos with me, picture related
June 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
“You knowingly worked for a pedophile?”
June 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
June 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
they have my shit! I just need to wait after work

I gotta live like 6+ more hours
May 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I haven’t made it much of a secret that I got in a car accident and need physical therapy. Part of why my shoulder blade still bothers me is due to my shit posture. Initially I was going to have reminders on my work computer, but then I remembered @soundsofstarlight.bsky.social gave me a thing
April 30, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I very often think about how Tupac had ideas for a cafe with the best gendered bathroom names in the universe
April 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Fuck you iPhone. I don’t need writing tools on discord. I don’t need tools to post that photo of JD Vance as Chris Chan to people. How dare you replace the paste button I have muscle memory for. Bitch
March 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Bottoms up
March 12, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I have decided that the backpacker from SWSH is dating at least one of the hikers from SV
March 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
DEPICTED: Me sleeping tonight knowing Gen 10 isn't this year.
February 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
THIS MUST NOT COME TO PASS. HARRISON BUTKER DOES NOT DESERVE A GOOD DAY.
February 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
February 14, 2025 at 7:45 PM
February 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I think about this panel a lot
February 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
just found out that if I have a snow day on Thursday (if the courts close then the firm is closed) it comes out of my PTO
February 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Weirdos: look, Elon isn’t a Nazi, he was just throwing his heart to the crowd
Elon, at an AFD rally on January 25:
January 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
January 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM